Victoria Justice

Weekend Links

Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, is a future star. (Idolator)

Victoria Justice looking hot as always. (Celebuzz)

Kendall Jenner goes on birth control. (FoxNews)

Elle Macpherson shows her hot legs. (TMZ)

Eva Mendes likes playing the field. (PopEater)

Rihanna shows some skin. (GossipCenter)

Ciara likes to be naked. (GossipOnThis)

Victoria Justice Sexy Sweaty Post-Workout Twitpic, Um, I’m Speechless

I'm serious, I can not get my lower jaw back in place.

St. Bernard Event Brings Out the Hottie Dogs; Britney Spears, Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice and More

The Southern Style St. Bernard Event brought out our first appearance of 'looking fine' Britney Spears this week in Hollywood, perhaps marking a return to hotness for the once routinely sextastic pop diva. Give credit where credit is due, it looks like Britney might be hitting the gym and hitting her stride for this summer's tour and looking to recapture at least some of her previous years of sexy. The blonde singer is only 29 years old after all, not exactly like she is some old hag well past her prime; this is her prime if she puts her body and mind into it. C'mon, Britney, we're ready to see some skin back in the game.

In addition to Britney, the event offered up the sexy celebrity likes of Christina Milian, Hilary Duff, Kim Kardashian, and two outstandingly hot barely legal favorites, Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice. Wow, now that's a lotta hotta. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Victoria Justice Upskirt, Irina Shayk Lingerie, and Ariana Grande Busty Twitpic

Let's lead this week's Reader Finds off with a gem that combines two of my very favorite things in this entire world: Victoria Justice and panty-peeks, mixed together to create a rather delightful Victoria Justice upskirt picture at the Kid's Choice Awards (only slightly inappropriate, we've done worse). Um, white panties on hottie starlet Victoria Justice? My bucket list may just now be complete. Big ups to 'Ramistheman' for this contribution.

Thanks to Egotastic! reader 'Mark T.' for understanding that our lust for all things Irina Shayk hot-bodied are as long as the Russian supermodels amazing legs and as shapely as her amazing asstastic. Irina Shayk in lingerie, it's a simple recipe for ogling heaven.

And, muchos muchos gracias to 'Embree' for uncovering this delightful recent Twitpic from Victoria Justice Victorious co-star, Ariana Grande, a lust-inducing young hottie in her own right. Ariana Grande is probably screwed out of a good deal of attention simply by burning bright alongside the hottest sun in the galaxy. A shame since she's got solo sextastic written all over her. Enjoy.

No, Justice, No Pleats: Victoria Justice Simple Leg Flash Thrills Me to No End

Thank heaven for little girls. Well, little girls grown up in the NICK-DISNEY starlet printing factory that are now barely legal and super ridiculously hot.

Victoria Justice need only wink this way and the knees get weak, the heart races, and even the need to get a real job seems like something somewhat important. How do I lust this young woman, let me count the ways. Okay, I'll start with legs. Just something to revel in until the gams come home. Someday soon, our top hotties list is coming, and I would wager each of the seventeen cents in my bank account that Victoria Justice will be much close to number one than number one hundred on that there list. She's growing up into something very sextastic and very special. Enjoy.

Kids’ Choice Awards Brings Out the Barely Legal Hotties

Okay, let me lay this out there, not all the hotties at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards this weekend are quite of age yet, so, let's say this is a mix of sexy celebrities and cute celebrities to keep an eye on for the future. Let's be real, sweet looking women don't hatch from eggs at the age of 18 (although, how awesome would it be to work in that hatchery?) On the other hand, there was some more mature celebs in attendance that seemed rather odd. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? The last time we saw them getting slimed they were... well, nevermind. The good news, the future of hotness looks bright in Tinsel Town as the starlet factories keep producing and pimping more junior bits of future awesome to keep the ogle train rolling down its endless track.

The likes of future hotness included the ridiculously barely legal sexy Victoria Justice, Miley Cyrus looking sweet, Selena Gomez sans overblown midget boyfriend, bad girl Taylor Momsen, British pop import Pixie Lott, 13 going on 30 Bella Thorne, and Ariana Grande, who is hot just for getting to see Victoria Justice change wardrobe daily. And, at the adult table, Billionaire Barbie, who fondly recalled her own kid memories of live sex shows and ecstasy, Kim Kardashian, who had to grow up fast on the mean streets of Brentwood, and Heidi Klum, who I will never question the appropriateness of her attendance anywhere at any time because she's just so hot. Enjoy.

(Updated to add: for those of you asking about the Victoria Justice upskirt moment during the Kids' Choice Awards -- Victoria Justice Upskirt gif ---be advised this links to a hosting site with spammy adult advertisements)

Victoria Justice Leads List of Red Hotties at the Blue Ball

Sure, it's easy to bag on Perez Hilton for being a whiny priggish fop. I mean, really really easy. But, I'm giving props where props are due this morning, and if you can get the likes of uber-young hotties Victoria Justice and Selena Gomez to get decked out and show up for your birthday party, well, you've got undeniable juice. Perez's birthday party 'Blue Ball' brought out a number of sexy celebrities (and, oddly, one young boy) dressed in their dress blues showing off some sextastic wonder. In addition to Victoria and Selena, the hot-blue likes of Joanna Krupa, Charlotte Ross, Jenna Jameson, Eliza Dushku, Camille Grammer, and Aubrey O'Day. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News / pacificcoastnewsonline.com / bauergriffinonline.com / Getty Images

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