Brand new baby girl. Riches beyond compare. Mansions, fancy cars, yachts, and a superstar athlete husband. Apparently, everything in the world can not buy Victoria Beckham a smile. I'm starting to think that she has some ingenius long term plan to never have a wrinkle on her face by simply refusing to utilize her facial muscles for decades on end. The former Spice Girl and new mom once again has herself in arms-pinned-behind-her-back, blank anorexic model stare pose, oversized glasses, supreme high heels, and a complete unwillingness to acknowledge the joy in being hot and rich and famous. Maybe we're reading into it too much, but why the long face, Posh? Enjoy.
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Victoria Beckham Shows Very Rare Signs of Skin (Still No Smiles)
No doubt, Ginger Spice has been much more skin-available than the posh Victoria Beckham, a woman even our sharpest of sharp-lensed photographers can rarely if ever find not buttoned-up and looking rather dour. So, we consider it a big win when we get even the hint of cleavage from Mrs. Beckham, not to mention a rarely seen bit of tight-jean backside, double bonus (throw in the fact that Victoria was actually shopping at Ralph's grocery store, where yours truly just happens to be a club member, double the coupons!) and we have one of our better Becks days.
Yeah, we know, still no smile. But our happiness comes first. Enjoy.