Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens Electric Furry Cosplay Goodness

I'd be remiss if I didn't share just one of the most amazing cosplay comes to real life experiences seeing Vanessa Hudgens in her furry neon bare midriff costume for the Electric Run L.A.  The Run is kind of like a rave without the drugs, I mean, unless you can run several miles while heavily medicated, and I suppose that answer depends on the medication. Still, the highlight was hostess Vanessa Hudgens all fuzzy and plum and just plucked straight out of one of my recurring REM sleep fantasies.

How nice would life be if it matched your dreams precisely? And I can skip the parts about being able to fly and owning a mansion with a bowling alley, I'd gladly take just the parts involving my favorite sextastic celebrities and some very furry costumes. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe Provides a Glimpse of Sweaty Desert Delights

Well, it's about time the pouty lips came back on one of our favorite regular yoga-goers, all-around minxy hottie Vanessa Hudgens. A young woman who has taken her body fitness routine rather seriously the past couple of years, including yoga and Pilates and the entire celebrity workout circuit, not to mention sheer stretch pants to help us oglers help ourselves.

Vanessa Hudgens camel toe isn't just for breakfast anymore. Though, you know, I would throw out all four boxes of Cap'n Crunch cereal on my counter if I had the option to upgrade to Hudgens-toe. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Skirt Drops On Way to See the Stones

Of course, anybody who is anybody plus those who could just afford monster scalper prices went to see the Rolling Stones here in L.A. on Friday night, kicking off their 50th Anniversary tour. Including Vanessa Hudgens, whose likes to dress thrift store hippy any time she hits the public eye to remind everybody what an earthy kind of gal he is. All of which may be true, also true that her clothes often fall apart, like her skirt that fell down revealing her shiny underwear.

Not that we're complaining if young hot women of means want to purchase shoddy clothes that routinely malfunction. In fact, when I retire from this sort of job, I'd like to run a store called Shoddy Clothes That Fall Off Hot Ladies. Not sure I'll do a booming business, but any customer coming through the door will be a fun experience. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Paris Hilton Pimping Hard in Sin City

Sort of an odd combination, but with Vegas opening up its 119,000th nightclub, it was time to call in the big guns. Well, minxky little guns in the case of hottie Vanessa Hudgens, who we don't often see at these pimping events. And Billionaire Barbie, who we see at almost all of these events, since it's how she earns her keep.

But, no denying both girls had their finest faces and bodies on display to lure newcomers and drunk gamblers into the club where drinks that were free on the floor now cost you $25 a pop. Hey, that's why they put pretty girls at the door. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens High Intensity Pilates Peeks

Wow, no wonder she was flipping the cameras off just yesterday. Vanessa Hudgens is in serious workout mode these days, getting her minxy little body into all kinds of perfectly hewn shape. Maybe coming out of her Spring Breakers experience, Vanessa realized that her next step up is into seriously skin revealing grown up actress roles and she wants to dazzle in casting.

As far as I'm concerned, Vanessa is already cast in my upcoming film, Horny Blogger Gets Arrested in Pilates Women's Locker Room Shower. Okay, it's not so much a fictional narrative as a future news items, but you can bet Vanessa Hudgens and a pair of worn stretch pants play heavily into the plot. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Flips the Bird, We Barely Notice Her Fingers

I'm pretty sure that celebrities and spoiled athletes are the last remaining adult class who still flip the middle finger as a sign of angry empowerment. I kind of remember a kid back in 6th grade doing it and a bunch of other kids looking at him all funny like he was an immature tool pulling some elementary school baby crap.

But, I guess celebrities never truly grow up, but they do definitely grow hotter, as has Vanessa Hudgens. So while she was flipping the bird, we were ogling her hot body in Pilates class. We don't ruffle easily, not when we're on a leering mission. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Wants Desperately to Flash Her Top

Vanessa Hudgens has literally and figuratively blossomed before our eyes, with this entire Spring Breakers adult type film being the final exam if you will in her matriculation into full sextastic womanhood.

For the past few months Vanessa has been out and about, formal and casual, in low cut tops with her deep cleavage and almost wardrobe malfunctions, giving me the impression she's just dangling her danglers on the edge of a big time public reveal that is inevitable to occur. Maybe I'm reading and dreaming too much into this, but seeing Vanessa and her bra and chest flashes about town, I'm feeling very optimistic for a full-on Hudgens flash coming soon. Enjoy.