Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens Blows Kisses at the ULTA Beauty Event in NY

Vanessa Hudgens Tries to Hide Her Hotness, But Her Bare Midriff and Booty Shorts Give Her Away

First off, technically, I think it’s about impossible to hide your face using your cellphone. In the case of Vanessa Hudgens, she’s generally done more exposing than hiding when it comes to iPhone usage. I’m still not quite sure why such a hot young actress would want to hide herself in the first place.

That sweet mug of hers is part of the reason she has a successful career, that delicious body in shorts and boots is the other part. I’m sure there’s some small percentage for acting and singing talent as well. But why hide your greatest assets, ever? Vanessa, I’d know your belly button piercing from ten miles away. Quit with the cellphone thing already. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Crazy Hot Dirty Dancing at Bootsy Bellows

I’m not exactly sure what Vanessa Hudgens was up to last night at the Hollywood nightclub Bootsy Bellows, but I know I liked it. Vanessa has been looking hotter than ever of late, what with all her workouts and showing off and just being in all the right places at all the right times looking so grown up sextastic.

Check out these dance moves from Vanessa and see if you can imagine her being the fun kind of girlfriend. And by that I mean a girl who will get crazy kinky wild with you, before the inevitable regret, anger, and threats. Yes, I’m down on relationships, but very much up for Vanessa Hudgens dirty dancing. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Pilates Workout Peeks (I Am Sweating My Something Off)

Wow, like a glimpse into heaven, an ogle into the Pilates workout of minxy tight bodied hottie Vanessa Hudgens, working her body into the fine form we leer at nearly daily it seems. You don’t get into Spring Breakers almost-nekkid bikini scenes without a lot of sweat and sacrifice, I remember sweating just watching the movie, and sacrificing my humility to the gods of hotties in bikinis. But a chance to gain inside access to anything Vanessa Hudgens? Well, it’s been quite a lot harder since she stopped sharing her own insides.

Vanessa, you and your workouts have made me a very happy man today. I intend to pay it forward by planting a tree or helping an older lady carry the heavy body bag containing her naggy husband out to the curb. Cosmic karma needs to be made whole. Bless you, Vanessa. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Keeps Working Out, I Keep Checking Her Out

Just like some people get addicted to working out, I get addicted to seeing our favorite sextastic celebrities working out. Stretch pants have not helped me overcome my addiction. Little minxy hot Vanessa Hudgens is one of our regular workout girls, hitting the gym for some kind of foreign sounding workout it seems nearly daily. Her progress over the past couple of years has been tremendous.

I don’t say that lightly, I say that as somebody who has ogled her asstastic in yoga pants a hundred times or more over that time period. I am a man of science. And I’d sure love to get Vanessa into my laboratory for a more thorough examination. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens Hot Sisterly Workout

The sisters that workout together, stay together. And when Vanessa Hudgens bares her tight tummy, I myself tend to fall apart.

The Hudgens sisters are becoming something of a common sight around Hollywood and Studio City each weekend, in their little exercise gear, as older sister Vanessa teaches Stella Hudgens the important of maintaining a taut body as the paparazzi are always taking your photo, plus there will be those time you get drunk as a teen and start sending out unclad photos of yourself and you want to look your best.

Vanessa Hudgens has had it going on for a while now, that special something that says super hot minxy sweetheart. She’s hard not to notice, let alone approach and ask if she’s like to take a year long trip with you back to your apartment to explore your randy natures. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Wicked Hot for Men’s Viewing In Women’s Magazine

You know I run the gauntlet of shame, humiliation, and an inordinate level of California State sales tax to acquire the women’s magazines for the local Egotastic! community. I don’t expect any awards or accolades for my semi-heroic efforts, but if maybe 2o of you could get together and each chip in five bucks toward a Starbucks card I can soon have enough of them to pay for one drink at that establishment.

But how else to see the sultry minxy Vanessa Hudgens in the upcoming edition of Marie Claire magazine looking so incredibly hot. Vanessa has transitioned ever so smoothly from Disney teen star to naughty grown woman over the past few years, we hardly even noticed (I mean, other than the 1,000 times we have noticed). Now, looking all mature and sextastic like, Vanessa is making a bid for some adult level rankings of hotness, still petite, but toned and feminine all over. If we could just get Vanessa into some of the men’s magazines, then we’d really have a thing. Enjoy.