Vanessa Hudgens

Spring Breakers Update: I’m Still Not Going to Survive the Wait!

Not a chance I live to see this.

Vanessa Hudgens Wicked Hot For Harper’s Bazaar

I don't think it's fair to label Vanessa Hudgens as an underrated hottie, but let's call her an under the radar hottie. Maybe it's because of her short stature, or her Disney background, but she often doesn't get serious consideration in 'Hottest' categories when such matters are arbitrarily decided. But ever since her days of cellphone picturing her own naughty self, Vanessa has grown from just a naughty young cutie into a real live sextastic grown petite woman.

Featured in the Arabia edition of Harper's Bazaar this month, the brunette beauty gets a little artsy and stylish, but underneath it all, literally, is one little sexy minx we'd like to get to know better. Or as good as you can get to know somebody in like four minutes and thirty seconds betwixt the sheets. Let's give Vanessa her due. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Has the Longest Hottest Legs for a Short Girl in Hollywood

We used to think it was her good friend Ashley Tisdale who has the longest legs on a short girl in Hollywood, but now we're inclined to believe, and to drool over the fact that Vanessa Hudgens at 5'3" might just have the longest, if not hottest, legs in Tinsel Town for a girl her size.

As you know, Vanessa has been competing somewhat fierce with her fellow Spring Breakers co-ed co-stars as to who looks the most sextastic at their various premiere and promotional events around the steamy bikini film upcoming, so she's been hitting the gym hard, and hitting her boyfriend hard, and the result seems to be a near perfect set of gams that she's not afraid to show daily. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens Continue To Throwdown The Hottest Working Sisters in Hollywood Gauntlet

Texting and juicing and sweaty, the Hudgens sisters, the slightly older one and the one young enough that we can't talk frankly about her yet left the gym in Studio City yesterday flaunting their nomination for the hottest working sisters in Hollywood. Now, there are plenty of sextastic sister duos around Hottieville, but both working in TV and film? These little minxish sisters need to receive some consideration.

Granted, younger sister Stella Hudgens needs to step her her precocious party game a bit. When Vanessa Hudgens was her age, she was just months away from getting wasted and taking naughty nekkid fun playtime photos of herself for her friends to later leak out onto the web and get her attorneys some serious hourly billing. But, we have no doubt it's only a matter of time. As for Vanessa, we have seen and will be seeing much more of her petite but more than delightful body once more in the upcoming Spring Breakers delight.

All in all, this is a two-girl sorority we could really get behind. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Little Sis Stella Hudgens Go Sorority Sextastic at the Gym

We know Vanessa Hudgens has been fine tuning her form for all the Spring Breakers bikini work she just did, and for all the Spring Breakers promos she's doing these next few months, pitting her body up against her specially formed co-stars. And, now, blessedly, Vanessa is getting younger sister Stella Hudgens into the act.

Now, despite Stella Hudgens being a TV starlet in her own burgeoning right, because of her still not quite legal years, we have to be very delicate about any comments related to her sweaty body appearance, and, for sure, when we make sweet tender sloppy monkey love to her older sister, Stella will have to merely peek in through the keyhole. At least, that's how it goes in our thrice weekly daydream. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Piloxing Perty; The Former Disney Starlet and Naughty Cell Phone Picker Is Looking Mighty Fine

It's easy to dismiss Vanessa Hudgens. Her post-High School Musical films have not done well at the box office. She seems to be a bit of a lightweight when it comes to dollars-meet-the-register commercial appeal. And, we'll have to wait a couple more months to see how she does in Spring Breakers, but one thing is clear -- the girl is most definitely keeping herself in tip top body rocking shape.

Recently, Vanessa Hudgens has added Piloxing to her workout routine. That ludicrous combination of Pilates and boxing that we ourselves tried out once, for about five minutes, before realizing that drinking a cold one was far more vital to our emotional vitality. But Vanessa Hudgens seems sticking to it, and it's going to further fine up her fine form. So, we approve, as we watch her from the bar across the street from her Piloxing studio. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Leggings Provide a Little Camel Toe and a Whole Lot of Stretchy Goodness

As always, we must bless both the inventor of the stretch pants and whoever runs the women's clothing industry who convinced ladies that walking about town in sheer pants so tight that your vagina lips would be on perma-display was trendy. Sometimes, life just works in mysterious and magical ways best not to question, lest the Karmic gods take it away from us.

We know the girls of Spring Breakers are in a hot body contention with one another for Red Carpet most-snapped, and Vanessa Hudgens donning of the stretch pants and flashing her sports bra after the gym show just how serious she is about being the tutto di tutti hottie among her four film cohorts. We love girlfights, of any and all kinds. Enjoy.

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