I know people make fun of me for my vast women’s magazine subscriptions. Go on, chuckle, just like the middle school skate gang that terrorizes me outside my own stoop when I go to retrieve my lady journals. But who has the last laugh when the very first Miley Cyrus topless pictures show up in W Magazine, along with Lara Stone topless, Miranda Kerr barely covered nekkid in the bed, and Cindy Crawford, well, damn. Oh, why not throw in Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through bra, Vanessa Hudgens different looking hotness, Milla Jovovich stunning, Rita Ora biting on a bed sheet, and Ciara looking boudoir sextastic.
It’s only one of the finest magazine photo spreads ever. Certainly monumental, epic, and initiating the clarion call for a little private time viewing. Yep, who’s laughing now Mr. Postman, old neighbor lady, skate kids, and mom? You’ve had your fun belittling me through the years. I’ll take my topless wicked hot celebrity photos and my perfume samplers, thank you very much. Enjoy.
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There she is. Our little workout petite hottie flashing her bare midriff and some cleavage on a hike in the Hollywood Hills. Vanessa Hudgens can try to hide beneath her silly oversized caps, but we know her body well enough to spot her from above, or down her top at least, or from behind, or any number of other views of her body we’ve memorized by this point in our leering ventures.
Vanessa doesn’t take her body for granted. And neither do we. Her body I mean, my own, well, that’s taken beyond granted. But Vanessa keeps in tip top shape so that when she gets dolled up for real, she has one of the finest, tightest little bodies in Celebrityville. Bikinis, tight dresses, low cut tops, short skirts, she has it all working. The time is nigh for a blessedly fully nekkid photoshoot with this worked-out diva. Trust me, Vanessa, you’ll be so happy to see all your hard work in forever photos. We’ll be so happy too. Enjoy.
Vanessa Hudgens does look a little like Kaepernick trying to hide from Seahawks fans beneath his oversized headphones, but she can’t hide our outrageously inflated passion for the sextastic little minx, so you know we’re peeking as she’s jogging in Runyon Canyon here in L.A.
Perhaps no other hottie in Hollywood has embraced the exercise lifestyle quite like Vanessa Hudgens has these past couple years, with the starlet seeming to stick to her daily workout regimen rather daily. When she’s not on the job, she’s pretty much living in her stretch pants. Oh, how I’d love to live in her stretch pants as well. You throw in a little shoutout for the 420 crowd whilst flashing the tummy and you have a quite delightful Hudgens view, even if she is trying to hide. Enjoy.
I thought 2013 might be the year of Vanessa Hudgens. But the way 2014 is starting out for the minxy hot brunette, I probably spoke too soon. Between her low cut cleavetastic Golden Globes after party appearance Sunday evening, and now this little black boobtastic number at the L.A. premiere for the film, Gimme Shelter, Vanessa is showing why she has quickly climbed the ranks of hottest ‘it’ girl in Hollywood.
Last year we saw Vanessa really picking up her game for Spring Breakers and other more adult and grown up fare. This has included a rigorous workout schedule with her friends and little sister. It all seems to be paying off splendidly, both for Vanessa and for all of us. Just look at that killer body the former Disney star is flaunting these days. The sky’s the limit for Vanessa. Hopefully, she won’t notice her top falling down the next time she’s up there. Enjoy.
Talk about your golden globes, Sofia Vergara has them right here. Sofia easily could have been named the hottie d’jour on the red carpet of the 2014 Golden Globes last night. What she did at the after-party was simply make it a no doubter. Albeit, the lovely likes of Miranda Kerr, Taylor Swift, and a cleavetastic Vanessa Hudgens made a play for the gold medal, nobody was able to keep abreast, as it were, with Sofia and her low cut shiny gown.
At next year’s Golden Globes, I hope Sofia sits at my table. I mean, the table I’m assigned to pour water and refill wine glasses. I’m quite certain I would be pouring from her right, even as my left was wandering. Just so damn hot! Enjoy.
Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t seem to want her photograph taken or to be leered at in public. However, in the event you do, she definitely wants you to notice her hard worked toned abs, out in another bare midriff hiking outfit in warm sunny Los Angeles. I kind of like that planning on her part. Don’t give in, but always look your best.
And Vanessa has been looking her best for some time now. Her commitment to both daily workouts and skimpy workout outfits has truly stimulated my desire for my own healthy body. Not my own, mind you, but one belonging to a lady that I may fondle without fear of arrest. Sort of my New Year’s resolution. Along with more Vanessa Hudgens hot minxy ogling. Much more of that. Enjoy.
We’d be remiss if we didn’t share these mid-section magnificent photos of Vanessa Hudgens, jogging and hiking up Runyon Canyon in L.A. before the holiday.
Vanessa has really spent the last couple of years dedicated to tightening her minxy hot body, while we’ve similarly committed ourselves to staring at her incessantly while she does so. If she thought the oversized hat and glasses would keep us from recognizing her bare midriff and Spandex workout suit, she was sadly mistaken. Enjoy.