Valerie van der Graaf

Valerie Van Der Graaf Does Hottie Costumes Straight Out of Our Fantasies

Well, hello Dutch hottie. Talk about wanting to put your finger in the dike,

Dutch model Valerie van der Graaf and her sextastic summer costume shoot for Wildfox makes me think there's going to be an even greater tide to try and hold back. We love a supremely hot girl, but when you start putting her in showy little fantasy costumes, well, the love turns to lust which quickly turns to uncontrolled fits of passion and stupid outcomes like the random marriage proposal I'm firing off to Valerie now.

I hope her family will accept one one pig, one sheep, and one cow in payment as it the custom of my ancestors. Oh, that naughty nurse. I might even throw in a chicken. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Hayden Panettiere Camel Toe, Emily O’Hare Topless, Mariska Hargitay Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don't even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there's been nothing finer on the Internet.

This week's Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O'Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It's all so very good.