Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks Ginormous Boobtastic Can Not, Nay, Will Not Be Contained

Tyra Banks sure knows how to make an impression. She sure did at her TV Critics Association walk of fame, flashing about ten acres of bulging cleavage to the group of men and women who talk crap about her TV show mostly. I guess she showed them. Or showed us, which is far more important.

I consider this Tyra Banks appearance to be the answer to all those who ask the question, ‘What is there left about Tyra Banks for me to care about?’. Blammo. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It’s something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can’t stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can’t get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there’d be no Egotastic!

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O’Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Red, White and See-Through

Emma Stone goes back to her ginger ways. (Popoholic)

Lady Gaga touches herself on a toilet. (HuffPo)

Hotness Battle Royale: Kate Middleton vs. Princess Diana. (FoxNews)

Tyra Banks takes her bikini body south of the border. (Celebuzz)

Miley Cyrus in leather lingerie doesn’t make me melancholy. (Idolator)

JWoww and her perfect asstastic show up for work. (HollywoodTuna)

Hot girls in the middle of nowhere. (TheChive)

Tyra Banks Slinky Sexy Photoshoot Is Crazy Hot

Okay, let’s concede the point that Tyra Banks is probably nuts, and she’s not what she used to be (we haven’t posted her in years), and she gets help from lighting and airbrushes. Fine, now let’s talk about how hot Tyra Banks sexy negligee photos from Barry Hollywood are. Say what you will about the former supermodel and TV talk show host, if I’m a 14-year old boy these pictures are going on my wall. In fact, now that I think about, I am a 14-year old boy, at heart, and I’m putting these up on my wall right now. Tyra Banks makes me want to be a better man, or, at least, a busier man.

Tyra Banks is Breast Obsessed

Tyra Banks is annoying. She’s also obsessed with breasts. And while that should be a good thing, it really wasn’t this time around. Sure, we loved it when Tyra Banks grabbed Katharine McPhee’s breasts, but Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O’Donnell‘s breasts kind of makes me want to puke.

No fattie-on-five-head action allowed.

(if you dare)

Katharine McPhee’s Breasts Get Squeezed by Tyra Banks

I have to admit that until now, Katharine McPhee wasn’t really on my radar. Obviously, I’ve seen her from time to time on TV and whatnot, but not giving a crap about American Idol, I didn’t care about her all that much.

That was until I saw this picture of Tyra Banks squeezing Katharine McPhee’s breasts on her talk show, however. Needless to say, my interest is piqued. Especially after reading what Tyra had to say about the whole thing:

“I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They’re jiggly and soft.”

I have to say, if this is the new direction Tyra’s show is taking, I might have to reconsider that whole “Tyra Banks is damn annoying” thing. Unlike Tyra Banks’ new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover, this is the type of ratings stunt I whole-heartedly endorse.

Of course, this little boob grab has definitely brought Katharine McPhee into my line of sight, thus leading me to these other great Katharine McPhee pictures. If you’re not a fan yet, I’m sure you will be now.

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Tyra Banks Photoshopped the Fat Away

To celebrate the 10 year anniversary of being the first Black woman on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Tyra Banks decided to recreate the photo that ostensibly launched her career.

Now, as far as moments in Black history go, I think Tyra Banks being the first Black woman on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue probably isn’t the most important, but it deserves to be noted, and I’m sure it went a long way to making Black women feel more appreciation in the world. Not being a Black woman, myself, I can’t actually say for certain.

And while I have nothing but respect for Tyra Banks’ achievements throughout her modelling career, I have to say her career as a talk show host leaves much to be desired. Furthermore, this latest stunt, designed to pull ratings during February sweeps (because that is what she’s trying to do), is actually pretty annoying.

Tyra Banks is not celebrating Black history month, as much as she’s trying to prove she’s still got it, whatever “it” is. The fact of the matter is, she doesn’t. While I stand by my claim that Tyra Banks looked fat in that one particular photo (and she did), I will agree that she’s not obese. She is a little pudgy, however, and that’s simply the truth. She even acknowledges it herself, constantly, in the videos below.

The thing is, if she’s trying to prove that she’s still as beautiful as she was, or even just attractive the way she is now, why the hell did she Photoshop the fat out of her re-done cover photo? Wouldn’t it do women a greater service to see what a woman really looks like, if that was really Tyra’s goal? Of course, it wasn’t. Tyra Banks wants to think she’s as hot as she ever was. Well, she isn’t.

No offense.

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