Emma Stone goes back to her ginger ways. (Popoholic)
Lady Gaga touches herself on a toilet. (HuffPo)
Hotness Battle Royale: Kate Middleton vs. Princess Diana. (FoxNews)
Tyra Banks takes her bikini body south of the border. (Celebuzz)
Miley Cyrus in leather lingerie doesn't make me melancholy. (Idolator)
JWoww and her perfect asstastic show up for work. (HollywoodTuna)
Hot girls in the middle of nowhere. (TheChive)
Okay, let's concede the point that Tyra Banks is probably nuts, and she's not what she used to be (we haven't posted her in years), and she gets help from lighting and airbrushes. Fine, now let's talk about how hot Tyra Banks sexy negligee photos from Barry Hollywood are. Say what you will about the former supermodel and TV talk show host, if I'm a 14-year old boy these pictures are going on my wall. In fact, now that I think about, I am a 14-year old boy, at heart, and I'm putting these up on my wall right now. Tyra Banks makes me want to be a better man, or, at least, a busier man.
Tyra Banks is annoying. She's also obsessed with breasts. And while that should be a good thing, it really wasn't this time around. Sure, we loved it when Tyra Banks grabbed Katharine McPhee's breasts, but Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts kind of makes me want to puke.
No fattie-on-five-head action allowed.
(if you dare)
Tyra Banks has always said that her role model in life is Oprah Winfrey, and after being really rich, and having a talk show, you can add being pretty fat to her list of accomplishments.
Now, I know some of you are probably going to get mad at me for saying Tyra Banks is fat, but could anyone out there really see her walking down the catwalk looking like that? I didn't think so.
I don't know what Tyra's been eating, but if you ask me, it was probably those Top Model rejects.
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Egotastic
Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.