I don't like to complain about my work, but let's just say I toil behind the scenes with countless hours of completely unappreciated efforts scouting out the future stars of tomorrow. As opposed to the future stars of today at least, that makes little sense. Oh, yes, countless hours in my mostly darkened laboratory pouring over the next gen of starlets and reality stars and divas, and, natch, Russian supermodels to be who will someday soon be attending red carpet functions around the globe and she-banging soccer stars. And I believe the next one may just be Toma Barkova.
Featured in the current edition of our beloved Bambi magazine, and all kinds of super hot and topless, I think your own personal laboratory examination of Toma Barkova will reveal her extreme potentials to bring extreme happiness to many an ogling gentleman, well beyond her current but eighteen years of age.
Not that I expect you to do my work for me, but you might just find it is the kind of labor you enjoy.