Egotastic
The last time I was in Madrid, I drank so much wine that I woke up three days later in Barcelona with a headache and a credit card that had been maxed out to some company called 'Easy Chicas Ltd'. If I'd been forced to attend last evenings MTV European Music Awards, I probably would've drank twice as much. The talent flown in for this Faustian festival resembled a jailbreak at the Alice Cooper reformatory school for girls.
Special nod to the almost barely legal Miley Cyrus, for the daily double of sideboobs on the red carpet and flashing a cameltoe during her EMA show performance that would make even the most veteran Bedouin blush beneath their robes. Other props to Eva Longoria, who doesn't really sing or play music as far as I know, but still managed to pull off the bike-pants with panty-flash beneath a short short dress for the MTV EMA Egotastic! red carpet win, followed close behind by taut Goth teen queen Taylor Momsen flashing her black lace bra, Shakira baring her super hot Colombian little body, Katy Perry dressed as a ticket that apparently grants the bearer one lifetime of cockteasing.
Enjoy.
(Shoutout to Egotastic! super fans, 'Ramistheman' and 'Jason C' for the Miley pics!)
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Taylor Momsen Makes Me Wanna Live, This Time In Clearer Full Raunch Format (VIDEO)
We posted that controversial Taylor Momsen music video a little while back for Make Me Wanna Die, but despite the fact that the seventeen year old tall, leggy blonde juvenile delinquent and TV actress basically strips down to her skivvies during the beleaguered ballad, I feel like much of the delightful teenage awe and shock was lost because of the poor video quality and the fire-light effect throughout which limited what one might call 'inappropriate views'. Well, now there's a cleaned up version and I want you to watch it again. Forget the music, unless you're one of them there Pretty Reckless fans, but pay careful attention to perhaps the world's naughtiest seventeen year old rebel punk hottie celebrity, especially since Miley Cyrus and her cooter flash festival turned eighteen. Enjoy.
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