Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen Makes Me Wanna Live, This Time In Clearer Full Raunch Format (VIDEO)

We posted that controversial Taylor Momsen music video a little while back for Make Me Wanna Die, but despite the fact that the seventeen year old tall, leggy blonde juvenile delinquent and TV actress basically strips down to her skivvies during the beleaguered ballad, I feel like much of the delightful teenage awe and shock was lost because of the poor video quality and the fire-light effect throughout which limited what one might call 'inappropriate views'. Well, now there's a cleaned up version and I want you to watch it again. Forget the music, unless you're one of them there Pretty Reckless fans, but pay careful attention to perhaps the world's naughtiest seventeen year old rebel punk hottie celebrity, especially since Miley Cyrus and her cooter flash festival turned eighteen. Enjoy.

Watch the Video »

MTV European Music Awards Roundup: Sideboobs, Cameltoes, Panties and Bras, Oh, My

 

The last time I was in Madrid, I drank so much wine that I woke up three days later in Barcelona with a headache and a credit card that had been maxed out to some company called 'Easy Chicas Ltd'. If I'd been forced to attend last evenings MTV European Music Awards, I probably would've drank twice as much. The talent flown in for this Faustian festival resembled a jailbreak at the Alice Cooper reformatory school for girls.

Special nod to the almost barely legal Miley Cyrus, for the daily double of sideboobs on the red carpet and flashing a cameltoe during her EMA show performance that would make even the most veteran Bedouin blush beneath their robes. Other props to Eva Longoria, who doesn't really sing or play music as far as I know, but still managed to pull off the bike-pants with panty-flash beneath a short short dress for the MTV EMA Egotastic! red carpet win, followed close behind by taut Goth teen queen Taylor Momsen flashing her black lace bra, Shakira baring her super hot Colombian little body, Katy Perry dressed as a ticket that apparently grants the bearer one lifetime of cockteasing.

Enjoy.

(Shoutout to Egotastic! super fans, 'Ramistheman' and 'Jason C' for the Miley pics!)

Photo credit: Splash News

Taylor Momsen Flashes Chest On Stage During Concert (VIDEO) (Egotastic! Exclusive from Hollywood Life)

- - - - - -
(Updated 10/24/10: Here's a link to a non-black-bar version of the same on-stage flash. This is actually a different concert date than the original exclusive, meaning, this top-dropping act is definitely part of the current Taylor Momsen act.)

Watch the Video »

Taylor Momsen Packs Serious Heat on the Cover of Revolver

Just when you think there's no way for seventeen year old drinking-smoking-singing-acting-flashing wunderkind Taylor Momsen to outdo herself, she's done outdone herself. This cover shot for Revolver magazine is as hot as it is unseemly. Looking past my extremely awkward and legally uncomfortable attraction to this statuesque Gossip Girl, I have to say, this is no dumb blonde. Any teen can be outrageous or controversial or daring or just plain stupid, but believe you me, Taylor Momsen is a vixen with a plan. She's taken right after her mentor in Madonna, playing the role of the seemingly out-of-control bimbo who, when the cameras are off, is reviewing plans with architects about which ocean the kitchen in her new mansion will overlook. Enjoy.

Taylor Momsen Legs Out Another Victory for Wayward Teen Hotness

I'm just filled with Taylor Momsen short skirt, long legs, and high boots kind of joy these day. Is it every day now? Perhaps. But she's getting to me, I mean, obviously in a concerned adult caring for a wayward teen kind of way. What? You thought I meant... get out of here. You are so wrong. I just want to make sure her ridiculously long, hot body, is properly supervised. By me. In the dark. Because I care. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News / pacificcoastnewsonline.com

If I Made A Taylor Momsen Movie…

I'm not a man with a boot fetish, you know, perhaps until now. The precocious teen punker actress Taylor Momsen definitely makes a case for the application of this footwear in many a fetish fantasy. Not that one has such fantasies about an uber-innocent girl such as Taylor Momsen, but, hypothetically, if they did, they might fetish about Taylor Momsen looking remarkable in bare legs and thigh-high leather boots. Hypothetically. That is all. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

The Successor Has Been Chosen, The Coven Is Complete!

I thought we had til 2012.

Photo credit: Splash News

Join the Egotastic! dysfunctional family now!
X