Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen Starts Cult of Half-Dressed Rocker Chicks

By Jon | March 22, 2011 @ 8:19 am
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Here's the real beauty of Taylor Momsen: not only is she perhaps the world's most impressive juvenile delinquent, she's now getting other girls into the act. She's not just living her dream now, she's living mine! Seventeen year old boozing, smoking, pseudo rocker bringing up sexy half-dressed girls on stage. Nobody should live this great. Even Courtney Cox was dressed when Springsteen 'discovered' her in his Dancing in the Dark music video. But that was so 80's. This is the '10's and we're talking fishnets, leather hot shorts, and hot leggy teen mess, Taylor Momsen, the blessed ringleader. If this gets worse, this is gonna get so much better. Enjoy.

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Taylor Momsen Seduces Shirtless Female Fan!

By Jon | March 4, 2011 @ 11:58 am
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Yes! Dammit, yes! I'm so happy to see young Taylor Momsen finally busting out of her old-fashioned shell and letting loose!

Honestly, I was all set to talk about the ridiculous teen antics of TV and rock bad girl Taylor Momsen for flashing her black lace panties by way of a see-through dress in concert when suddenly, oh, here comes a female fan on stage with her shirt off and Taylor Momsen decides to give her a good inspection of the navel area. There's something oh so wrong and oh so right about this picture, at precisely the same time. Please, July, come as fast as possible. Barely legal can barely wait for the show Taylor Momsen is going to put on come her 18th birthday. Enjoy.

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Taylor Momsen Flashes the Daily Double of Delinquency

By Jon | February 28, 2011 @ 11:55 am
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I love Taylor Momsen. I mean, there's other words I will use to describe this feeling come her 18th birthday in July, but, for now, let's call it love. Admire. Dig.

The latest and greatest from this teenage rebel actress and erstwhile rock & roll smoking and drinking leggy blonde princess is just a true testament to celebrity culture: the 'I Fuck for Satan' t-shirt and the bent-over-in-pleather-underwear money shot. Honestly, it's like the daily double of delinquency that is just about the perfect picture to describe Taylor Momsen. This is one naughty teen in need of a spanking, I mean, corporal punishment for the purpose of improving behavior as would a concerned parent, well, I'm not her parent, but in a few months consider me ready to roleplay. Enjoy.

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Taylor Momsen Continues To Be 17 Going on Courtney Love

By Jon | February 14, 2011 @ 10:56 am
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Taylor Momsen continues to defy all sense of rules of underaged pretend decency, with her most recent display in red leather lingerie in her Grammy weekend show at the El Rey in Los Angeles. Pack of smokes, can of Coke filled with Jack, strappy kinky leather underthings, sweat, stank, and rock and mother-effin' roll -- she's living the dream, baby. Enjoy.

(P.S. For the record, Taylor Momsen is so much hotter than Courtney Love ever was. Wait, am I allowed to say that? I can say she's hot, right? Just no talk about her future glorious snatchpatch I think. Laws are so damn confusing.)

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Taylor Momsen Hot, Bothered, Underage, And Removed By Madonna, Really?

By Jon | February 3, 2011 @ 11:12 am
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Honestly, I have an unholy amount of PG-rated feelings for Taylor Momsen, mostly just jealousy because of how badly I wanted to be a sex-crazed boozing smoking pseudo punk rock star touring the world at seventeen with a giant 'eff you to all authority figures. But, also, let's be real, there's a little improper lust. Nothing that can be spoken of in polite society, but the kind of taboo you'd expect Madonna of all people to understand. But, no, that old hag hip pop star replaced Taylor Momsen as the face of her Material Girl clothing line with... Kelly Osbourne. Are you defecating me? Really? I get that you don't necessarily want a cooch-flashing drunken angry teenager representing your multi-million dollar corporate product launch, but I also get hot versus, well, Osbourne. No contest. Just look at these Taylor Momsen pictures from her Light Me Up photoshoot. If I'm a teenage girl with dad's credit card, that's exactly who I'm role modeling right there. Enjoy.

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Taylor Momsen Continues Her Worldwide Flashing Tour

By Jon | December 17, 2010 @ 9:15 am
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Well, I have no idea how she has time to study for her high school exams, but Taylor Momsen continues to tour the world flashing her bra and panties (and often more) and generally just making dudes happy with her unending teenage rage. This is real old school, Runaways type anti-social-teenage-sexualized-behavior that I happen to find one of the more exciting trends in modern juvenile delinquency. Enjoy.

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Taylor Momsen Is 17 Going on Courtney Love (VIDEO)

By Jon | December 10, 2010 @ 8:00 am
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In my alone time, I often find myself asking the question: what if Courtney Love had been super tall and hot? Hello, Taylor Momsen. This Gossip Girl teen punk delinquent hottie continues to stir conflicting emotional responses inside my various organic organs as she travels the world in her bra and panties with a carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Jack and and performs her art. When I was seventeen, I had a curfew and still turned red in the face when purchasing condoms from Mr. Dalrimple at the corner mart. Taylor Momsen seems to have little problem with shyness. Whether it be ultra-goth short skirts in Paris (pictures below) or performing half-dressed in Madrid at an MTV EMA afterparty (video below), this young lady has got a little something something going on. Enjoy.

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