Tara Reid

Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Put Her Boobtastic Back on Display

By Bill Swift | November 25, 2013 @ 8:50 am

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It's been a while since we've seen Tara Reid in candid bikini photos. I mean, where she's standing, upright, apparently steady, and everything seems to be in working order. And while Tara Reid has taken her female form to hell and back, she's looking rather fetching this weekend in Miami in her blue bikini.

Perhaps not as tight and nubile as her star making days, but considering she's gone through a near full-Lindsay, she's come out on the other side looking like a girl on the beach who would still garner you a slap from your girlfriend for checking out other ladies. That's some threshold. Tara, nice to see your jugs back in play. Of course, while in your right senses, we would love to see more. Enjoy.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE TARA HAS LOOKED DOWNRIGHT PRESENTABLE

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‘Sharknado’ Will be in Theaters Next Week For One Night Only

By Paul | July 26, 2013 @ 10:46 am

But What If I'm Busy That night?

The Sharknado continues it's path of shark-infested shark-path of shark-destruction right to a theater near you.

Yep.The fine folks over at Regal Cinemas decided that the millions of tweets, Facebook posts and rural smoke signals heralding the shark-storm hybrid film were enough of a boost for the big screen treatment. Regal Cinemas Chief Marketing Dude explains:

Sharknado has become a force of nature in its own right. This project transcends the original television platform and has created tremendous buzz. There's just something epic about watching these huge beasts on the big screen with your friends and family. The crowd reactions will make for a memorable experience in our theaters.

Sure man, sure. In case you've been locked in a bathysphere all summer, Sharknado, a horror flick staring theatre legend Ian Ziering and Nobel Prize candidate Tara Reid aired on SyFy a few weeks ago and everyone literally shit themselves. Seriously, I've read reports. The confluence of obviously bad horror combined with 90s nostalgia was just too much to bear for some folks bowels.

Anyways, yeah, you'll get to see it in theaters. For one night only. I've got papers if you've got weed.

[H/T: JoBlo]

Sharknado. Sharknado. Sharknado.

By Paul | July 12, 2013 @ 7:00 am

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world...

Anyone out there talking about anything that happened on TV last night? Was there a TV movie of some kind about a storm of some kind populated by an ocean predator of some kind?

So, the internet shat itself last night over news of the television train wreck wrapped in a hurricane, wrapped in a bucketful of little tusnamis called Sharknado. With all that buzz, more people watched SyFy last night than the entire daytime population of Uruguay. That's a fact. They tuned in to watch flash-in-the-pan 90210 master thespian Ian Ziering unironically play the most unintentionally ironic role of his life opposite the dad from Home Alone and fembot Tara Reid. What is the world of television coming to?

It's coming to this: those of us that tuned in last night got to re-experience Team USA beating the Soviets in the 1980 Olympics, but with the magic of social media. We watched Neil walk on the moon again. We shared the majesty of a universal shared experience. We watched a character named 'Fin' cut in half an attacking shark with one swipe of a chainsaw.

It was profoundly and thoroughly mystical. Did you feel it, too?

NEW BREASTS, SAME OLD TARA REID

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‘Sharknado’: Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel With Sharp Shark-like Teeth (VIDEO)

By Paul | July 3, 2013 @ 11:19 am

Sharks + Tornado = ?

'What happens when a super storm sucks sharks out of the ocean and hurls them around land?' 'Ask the brilliant minds over at SyFy. 'They all die? And the city has to clean up their lifeless out-of-water shark corpses?' says Egotastic. Nope. A tornado! Full of sharks! Tornad-shark. Sharknado.

A Hammered Tara Reid Falls Over a Parked Motorcycle, Nobody Expresses Shock or Outrage

By Bill Swift | September 11, 2012 @ 11:36 am

It'd make a great trivia game to name all the objects Tara Reid has spilled over while hammered; start with the question, 'Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?' and the answer, 'Yes.'

In the latest battle of liquor legs versus the laws of physics, Tara Reid meets a parked motorcycle in the streets of St. Tropez. It's hard to say who wins. It's easy to see the loser.

See the video for yourself on TMZ. Tara Reid drunk and splattered over a motorcycle.

DRUNKEN TARA REID ALWAYS EQUALS PANTIES FLASH, ALWAYS

Tara Reid Drinks, Gets Drunks, Flashes Panties

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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Tease the Old Tara Reid Tingle Spots

By Bill Swift | July 10, 2012 @ 8:36 am

Tara Reid Steps Out in a Bikini in St. Tropez

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Seeing Tara Reid in a bikini in St. Tropez looking rather presentable just reminds me mostly about how I have a hard time letting go of original lust. Ever since falling for Tara in the original American Pie, it's the kind of thing that sticks with you, and even causes you to overlook a decade of drunken debauchery, stumbles, falls, spills, boob-fallouts, mascara runs, puking, and backdoor club exits with strange dudes named Flavian and Salamander. Yes, Tara, I've never stopped seeing you as Vicky. This is my problem, not yours.

Tara seems to have pulled herself together for the American Reunion hullabaloo, the film promotions that is, not necessarily her nails-on-chalkboard acting in the film and looking particularly mature-fine of late. Of course, the inevitable gutter-splash in a foreign land outside a disco is likely coming, but, until that time, Vicky, err, Tara, we still got a thing going on. Enjoy.

TARA HAS COME A LONG WAY IN HER BIKINI

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Tara Reid Gets Sexy and Honest (Do We Want That?) in Loaded Magazine

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2012 @ 9:51 am

Tara Reid Sexy Loaded magazine Photoshoot June 2012

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Tara Reid Nipple Slip

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Going out and getting drunk is not a crime, lots of people do it.

That and ever so much more honest and wise confessions from Tara Reid can be found in this month's Loaded magazine in the U.K., where like so many of her fellow Yankee lushes before her, Tara has found a new celebrity home.

Still, we can't deny, that Tara does look might fine in a number of her photos from this pictorial, which might be touched just a tad by brush, but there's still always something there worth checking out when Tara goes for the sextastic look.

Having her represent the U.S.A. abroad as an ambassador of our nation, well, that's another matter. But boobtastic in bikini tops, yeah, that still works. Enjoy.