Egotastic
The Sharknado continues it's path of shark-infested shark-path of shark-destruction right to a theater near you.
Yep.The fine folks over at Regal Cinemas decided that the millions of tweets, Facebook posts and rural smoke signals heralding the shark-storm hybrid film were enough of a boost for the big screen treatment. Regal Cinemas Chief Marketing Dude explains:
Sharknado has become a force of nature in its own right. This project transcends the original television platform and has created tremendous buzz. There's just something epic about watching these huge beasts on the big screen with your friends and family. The crowd reactions will make for a memorable experience in our theaters.
Sure man, sure. In case you've been locked in a bathysphere all summer, Sharknado, a horror flick staring theatre legend Ian Ziering and Nobel Prize candidate Tara Reid aired on SyFy a few weeks ago and everyone literally shit themselves. Seriously, I've read reports. The confluence of obviously bad horror combined with 90s nostalgia was just too much to bear for some folks bowels.
Anyways, yeah, you'll get to see it in theaters. For one night only. I've got papers if you've got weed.
[H/T: JoBlo]
Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Put Her Boobtastic Back on Display
It's been a while since we've seen Tara Reid in candid bikini photos. I mean, where she's standing, upright, apparently steady, and everything seems to be in working order. And while Tara Reid has taken her female form to hell and back, she's looking rather fetching this weekend in Miami in her blue bikini.
Perhaps not as tight and nubile as her star making days, but considering she's gone through a near full-Lindsay, she's come out on the other side looking like a girl on the beach who would still garner you a slap from your girlfriend for checking out other ladies. That's some threshold. Tara, nice to see your jugs back in play. Of course, while in your right senses, we would love to see more. Enjoy.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE TARA HAS LOOKED DOWNRIGHT PRESENTABLE