Tara Reid

A Hammered Tara Reid Falls Over a Parked Motorcycle, Nobody Expresses Shock or Outrage

It'd make a great trivia game to name all the objects Tara Reid has spilled over while hammered; start with the question, 'Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?' and the answer, 'Yes.'

In the latest battle of liquor legs versus the laws of physics, Tara Reid meets a parked motorcycle in the streets of St. Tropez. It's hard to say who wins. It's easy to see the loser.

See the video for yourself on TMZ. Tara Reid drunk and splattered over a motorcycle.

Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Tease the Old Tara Reid Tingle Spots

Seeing Tara Reid in a bikini in St. Tropez looking rather presentable just reminds me mostly about how I have a hard time letting go of original lust. Ever since falling for Tara in the original American Pie, it's the kind of thing that sticks with you, and even causes you to overlook a decade of drunken debauchery, stumbles, falls, spills, boob-fallouts, mascara runs, puking, and backdoor club exits with strange dudes named Flavian and Salamander. Yes, Tara, I've never stopped seeing you as Vicky. This is my problem, not yours.

Tara seems to have pulled herself together for the American Reunion hullabaloo, the film promotions that is, not necessarily her nails-on-chalkboard acting in the film and looking particularly mature-fine of late. Of course, the inevitable gutter-splash in a foreign land outside a disco is likely coming, but, until that time, Vicky, err, Tara, we still got a thing going on. Enjoy.

Tara Reid Gets Sexy and Honest (Do We Want That?) in Loaded Magazine

Going out and getting drunk is not a crime, lots of people do it.

That and ever so much more honest and wise confessions from Tara Reid can be found in this month's Loaded magazine in the U.K., where like so many of her fellow Yankee lushes before her, Tara has found a new celebrity home.

Still, we can't deny, that Tara does look might fine in a number of her photos from this pictorial, which might be touched just a tad by brush, but there's still always something there worth checking out when Tara goes for the sextastic look.

Having her represent the U.S.A. abroad as an ambassador of our nation, well, that's another matter. But boobtastic in bikini tops, yeah, that still works. Enjoy.

Tara Reid, Katrina Bowden, and Newcomer Hottie Ali Cobrin Lead List of Sextastic at ‘American Reunion’ Premiere

American Reunion has to bring out the hotties for its promotional events. It just has to. The series built on teen turned 20-something sexuality owes it to its fans to bring out the ladies stimulate the blood flow and make gentlemen peepers understand the meaning of the word priapism. 

And, damn if Tara Reid didn't pull herself together last night for a little taste of the old school Tara, like 10,000 apple-tinis ago Tara, looking rather fine, and along with all-around sextastic Katrina Bowden who looks hot anywhere in anything (or nothing), and newcomer Ali Cobrin, whose funbags you will be fawning over when you see this movie, well, I could really use a warm apple pie right about now. Enjoy.

Tara Reid Stands Out for Having Her Shizz Together at ‘American Reunion’ Photocall in Australia

What a long strange trip it's been for Tara Reid. We're pretty sure she woke up in Australia this morning and thought she was headed to the premiere of American Pie back in 1999, but, alas, it's been a thirteen year dip for the back-in-'99 big time breaking blonde young actress and star of the then massively popular sex-comedy.

That being said, with the oncoming onslaught of massive publicity for the upcoming American Reunion, last movie of the series to end all last movies of the series, Tara does seem to be attempting to weave her remaining strands of hotness into a publicly presentable and even desirable illusion, as she did at both the photocall for the film, as well as the premiere later in the day.

Hard to imagine, but Tara Reid, we give you props today.

When Tara Reid Drinks, Panties Get Flashed

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, or the Kardashians getting their money, you can set your watch by a slonkered Tara Reid flashing some body part of undergarment whilst leaving a drinking establishment and getting into some type of vehicle. I've come to count on seeing Tara Reid's panties like the comfort of an old blanket, which, is actually kind of apropos in this situation. Having recently just been kicked off the U.K.'s current season of Big Brother, you can imagine Tara was in need of some alcoholic relief, and, the lady is not in the habit of turning down a brewed beverage. Enjoy.

Whitney Port Upskirt and Vanessa Hudgens See-Through Pants Leads Coachella Sexy Celebrity Roundup

As much I pretend to lament the corporatization of the Coachella Music Festival, and bitch about how star-fuckery has well surpassed music appreciation out in the desert, well, the upshot is a California migration of sexy celebrities that is well worth celebrating each Spring. While Cee Lo Green was up on stage cursing and bitching about sand being stuck in his crack, a nice gaggle of hotties roamed the pachouli oil stinking lawns including Whitney Port, who delightfully flashed her pretty girl panties in a dramatic upskirt post, Vanessa Hudgens who wore some kind of macrame pants that showed her bare to the underthings, Lindsay Lohan who had all the tchotckhe vendors hiding their beaded jewelry from the felonious star, Kate Bosworth back from topless beach vacation, Billionaire Barbie and her less attractive sister, Nicky Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, who has probably never not looked hot her whole existence, Katy Cocktease who hid her cleavage from the sun, Tallulah Willis, a newly single Ashley Greene, and Tara Reid who surprisingly did not have a wardrobe malfunction. Throw in some Black Keys and you've got a pretty decent party. Enjoy.

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