Okay, I am getting your letters and I realize Sylvie van der Vaart is no longer Sylvie van der Vaart since her divorce. But I don’t think you realize the fifteen minutes of work this is going to take me to change throughout my extensive Egotastic! neural network. But, seeing as how I’m super glad she is single, I’m going to make this the last post with her married name. Going forward she shall be Sylvie Swift, you know, like in my dreams.
Sylvie moved her summer bikini hot mom tour from France to Greece so that the rest of the Mediterranean climes could take part in the MILFtastic smoking hot body show she’s been putting on the past week. I think all of the EU nations have a right to get her now for a day or two of sunshine and bikini sextastic shows. There’s some kind of ruling out of The Hague for this. I just know Sylvie works the beach like almost no other, the now divorced lingerie model probably not hurting for male suitors. If not oglers. If not me. Sylvie, I was pretty damn good in AYSO in third grade. I peaked early, I admit, but we can make this work. Call me. Enjoy.
I cant really think of any single hot bikini mom who does the surf and sand two piece preen and tease better than the freshly single Sylvie van der Vaart and her Dutch blonde model skill set.
Sylvie doesn’t seem to be letting divorce get her down. Just like she didn’t let cancer get her down. She’s kind of like my hero, and I’m not just saying that in hope she’ll melt and say ‘Oh, Bill, he’s so sensitive and understanding, now I shall swim naked in his pool’. Now I just need a pool. Something I’d happily dig with my bare hands if I knew Sylvie was coming by in one of her teasy tiny bikinis. Blue will do. Hot divorced moms have a special entrance to my abode. It’s called the front door and it’s always open. Sylvie, let’s do this during the month of August when Europe shuts down to prepare for long half-time work in September. Enjoy.
Okay, I know she’s been divorced for a year now or so, and at some point I’ll remember her maiden name, but Sylvie van der Vaart will never leave the scope of my libidinal desires for hot Dutch moms with blonde locks and perfect bikini bodies.
Sylvie has been in St. Tropez the past week prancing across the exclusive sands of the Southern French resort town, exhibition one of the finest former-WAG MILFtastic bodies on the continent. I do believe this is her fifth different bikini by my reckoning. Just the thought of her picking out which of her multitude of fine two piece swimwear will best complement her wicked hot body is almost too much too handle. I sure would like to help her pack. I bet that’s fun. Oh, Sylvie, you’re single, I’m single, we have so much in common, this should absolutely work. Enjoy.
You know of my special crush on Dutch model and all-around girl I’d like to skinny dip with in an inflatable pool with slow leaks, Sylvie van der Vaart. I doubly admire women who pull through tough medical times to keep on keeping on in the visual wonderments department, continuing to bestow her heavenly hotness upon the world like a sweet lady Santa incarnate.
Featured in the Hunkemöller lingerie catalog just in time for Christmas, if you were thinking about picking up some Flemish fancy undergarments, this is the perfect opportunity. As for me, I’ll take the lady showing them off. Take her somewhere far away where nobody can hear my pleads and begs, and sobbing should the begging part work. Sylvie so hot. Enjoy.
Another day, another sweet bikini peek of Dutch model and TV hostess Sylvie Van Der Vaart in Miami. I guess she packed a whole bunch of bikinis for her vacation, the kind of multi-bikini vacation we’ve come to lust here at Egotastic! God forbid she’d have to wear the same bikini twice in a week with so many oglers giving her their Herculean eyeball attentions.
Sylvie Van Der Vaart has climbed our charts this week from ‘Hey, who’s that hot Dutch chick again?’ to ‘Holy hot bodied moms, Batman, Sylvie is flashing her tight body on the beach again!. That’s quite a climb. I’d love to be directly below her as she makes it. Enjoy.
Consider me more than impressed by the hot-bodied sights of Dutch model Sylvie Van Der Vaart this week in Miami. Consider me turgid. The exotic TV hostess from Flanders has been showing off something fierce this entire past week in the South of Florida and it’s left something of an impression. Like, Sylvie, now that you’ve dumped your past big time soccer boyfriend, would you consider a lonely blogger who can drink an entire gallon of whole milk in one sitting? It’s an impressive party trick that will dazzle your friends. Just imagine the hot tender passion we’ll make after I’m done vomiting.
Sylvie Van Der Vaart bikini candids are becoming a very much anticipated part of my daily ogling routine. Just look at that hot mom. Enjoy.
This Dutch girl is really starting to grow on me. I’d prefer to reverse that arrangement. Sylvie Van Der Vaart is all kinds of wicked Eurasian hot and showing off again these days and it’s making me feel like a young boy in the pool again just discovering that kicking my legs in a certain direction feels much better than it should. Oh, can it.
Featured in the new Hunkemöller lingerie shoot, Sylvie shows that her beauty is more than skin deep, it’s sextastic in lace and quite crazy hot in exhibition for the explicit purpose of selling lacy black undies. I can’t possibly think of a higher calling. Enjoy.