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Comic-Con 2011 Roundup: Ashley Greene, Kate Beckinsale, Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties At the Running of the Nerds

By Jon | July 25, 2011 @ 10:14 am

Ashley Greene, Kate Beckinsale and Nina Dobrev at Comic-Con

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It's amazing what can happen when a few (thousand) geeks get together for their annual summer nerdenhaven festival known as Comic-Con, wherein the powers of geekdom become so intense and focused, the time-space continuum so fluxed with fanboy fapping, that you can actually bear witness to the Einstein theory on relativity -- that is, these bespectacled jelly wonkers only chance to have actual sex is with their neckgear wearing cousins.

Nevertheless, where there's nerds, there's discretionary entertainment dollars, and that brings out the sexy celeb hotties in droves ready to pimp and promote the shizz out of their latest projects, whether they be fiction scientific, like Total Recall, or just super fabulous terrific, like Glee. Super-duper-hero level hotties at the convention center included the eternally-wood-inducing Kate Beckinsale, the vastly underrated Nina Dobrev, uber-sexy Ashley Green, along with a gaggle of additional girl-awesome power provided by Summer Glau, Minka Kelly, Rachel Nichols, Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Rose McGowan, Nikki Reed, Anna Paquin, and a special salute to the trying-epically-hard-to-be-patented-leather-geek-erotic, Adrianne Curry, in many special costumes. Enjoy.

The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Emma Roberts, Mila Kunis, Summer Glau, and Vida Guerra

By Jon | March 18, 2011 @ 9:25 am

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Emma Roberts is on my list of fast-rising hotties; sort of a double edged sword with her indie spirit, some tough movies, but hoping it leads to some awesome cinematic nekkidness soon. And while we wait, this amazing little find of an Emma Roberts sexy swimsuit picture. Come to my pool party any time, Ms. Roberts, I'm blowing the pool up as we speak.

Going to see a Justin Timberlake movie any time soon? Well, yeah, I might be, because it features Hebrew school hottie and freshly single Mila Kunis. Check out this little looksee at Mila in Friends with Benefits and ask yourself if you might be in line soon too. ( Watch the Video »

The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, Summer Glau, Kendall Jenner, and Adrianne Curry

By Jon | March 4, 2011 @ 8:45 am

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It's almost time for Sucker Punch, just a few weeks now, and the chance to see, among other hotties, my little sultry gem, Vanessa Hudgens, seen here at her sexy best in Cineplex magazine. Almost time to grab the jerky and the hipster water canteen and step into the theater line.

Summer Glau is the sexiest season of the entire year in the Egotastic! household. This super hot actress, currently seen on The Cape, is set to light up the pages of FHM April, and if this advanced look picture is any indication, she's actually going to be melting those pages, and breaking many a boys ~~hands~~ hearts.

Here's the plan: we sneak into Calabasas and steal futuretastic Kendall Jenner from Kardashian Labs before Kris Jenner has a chance to fully Stepford her into another mind-numbed grifting she-bot. By the looks of this new Kendall Jenner pimping modeling picture, we may be too late.

In between dinner runs to KooKooRoo, Mrs. Peter Brady continues to model her marvelous assets for the Twit-world, including an asstastic whose upkeep seems to be her primary job in this world. And, what can we say about the way Adrianne Curry does that job, but, well, delicious! Enjoy.

Summer Glau Drops A Ton of Sexy in Esquire (VIDEO)

By Jon | February 14, 2011 @ 8:03 am

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Vastly underrated hottie alert. Summer Glau, one of my secret admirers, meaning I secretly admire her while she mostly only knows me from the lists of names on her restraining orders. Still, while Johnny Law might keep us apart in the physical world, no laws of man can prevent me from ogling this super sexy actress and prima ballerina (read as: super flexible) in these eye-popping pictures in next month's Esquire magazine. That tummy, that bottom, my heart. Time to re-up the restraining order, my beloved. And, enjoy.

And, if you can't get enough of Summer Glau, because, you know, you're a dude (or a girl) and you love super sexy female celebrities, check out the behind the scenes video from the Esquire photoshoot. Mo' mo' mo' sexy Summer.

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Blake Lively Flashes Boobage, Vanessa Hudgens Leathers Up: Judging the Sexy at Comic-Con 2010

By Bill Swift | July 26, 2010 @ 6:24 am

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Fanboy power is on the march and that drove sexy celebrities out in droves to San Diego this past weekend for geektopian paradise, Comic-Con 2010. If these hot ladies wore microphones around the convention center, you'd hear two phrases repeated most often: "How much longer?" and "Eww, I think he touched me." Still, there's no denying that butts and boobs and hotness were present among the multitude of 40-year old virgins sporting capes and carrying spy cams that mostly captured upskirts of their mom who drove them to the convention. So, we're compelled to give out our rankings of the sexiest flesh at Comic-Con.

First prize: Blake Lively knows that if there's one thing all nerds love, it's comic books. And if there's two things, it's comic books and boobs, most of these mouth-breathers not having seen breasts since they were weaned as infants. Bonus points for Blake Lively for going Deep Space Nine on the cleavage with her boob baring outfit. She's a boobtastic hottie and we award her the Egotastic! Ms. Comic-Con trophy.

First runner-up: In case Blake Lively's boobs are unable to fulfill their responsibilities, Vanessa Hudgens in tight leather, pimping Sucker Punch deserves to take over the title. Love lust love her.

Third place: Okay, hear me out on this one, Kelly Brook is being given the bronze medal. Yes, she could easily win this contest hands down, but, I feel like my lady might be resting on her hotness laurels a bit these days and I want to see her work that much harder to win our contests. And, by harder work, I pretty much mean nude.

Fourth place: the ridiculously sexy Amber Heard, looking hot here as always, so underrated in her amazing looks and body.

Fifth place: Oh, sweaty hot Summer Glau. Sometimes, I forget to remember how much I lust after this women; thankfully, Comic-Con of all venues has re-focused my sexual thoughts and ogling eyeballs on this sweet young celeb.

Honorable mentions: (clockwise) Adrianne Curry, Alessandra Torresani, Carla Gugino, Liv Tyler, Nina Dobrev, Olivia Munn, and Tina Fey.

Photo credit: Splash News / pacificcoastnewsonline.com / INF Photo / Fame

Kim Kardashian Bikini, Eva Amurri Cleavage, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, and More!

By phil | March 10, 2010 @ 1:22 pm

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FHM was kind enough to make a compendium of US TV hotties in their April issue, and making the list are some hot Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, some great Eva Amurri cleavage, Summer Glau in her bra, Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a wet, see-though wife-beater, and Erin Cummings in what I believe is a leopard-print bikini. So, good job FHM! Keep it up.

More Summer Glau Sexiness

By phil | April 9, 2009 @ 1:52 pm

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I think these pictures of Summer Glau in her bra are from the same set as those super sexy Summer Glau ballerina pictures, but I'm not sure. Either way, she looks amaaaaaazing. I don't even mind that she doesn't have much in terms of cleavage, and that bra isn't really showing much off to begin with. She's just so damn sexy it's making my brain liquify.