Has it really been almost a full year since veteran hottie model Stephanie Seymour created a buzz, and agog, and an, OMFG, when we outed her rather unusually close teasy play time with her older teen son on the beach of St. Barths?
Yes, it really has, I mean, we should know as we have been counting the days until her annual return to the warm weather islands with the close-knit family. And back she has come. After her Oprah confessional and her son’s touching letter about being gay so it’s cool that he fondles mom’s bikini-clad tatas after a stripper-posed wet and wooly beach show, well, we expect Stephanie to be far more reticent about her familial family behavior this year.
Still, they can’t take away our glorious memories of son and mama’s mammaries. Enjoy.
Stephanie Seymour and other hot retro chicks. (Buzznet)
Cameron Diaz talks dirty. (HuffPo)
Hugh Hefner is already on the rebound. (FoxNews)
Heidi Montag shows her bionic bikini body. (GossipCenter)
Pictures of hot girls. So simple. So awesome. (TheChive)
Blonde solves the global warming problem. (CollegeHumor)
Kim Kardashian celebrates in a busty dress. (Celebuzz)
Thanks to those of you who’ve been flooding our taboo hotline with news of the Stephanie Seymour topless pictures in the U.K. Daily Mail, my favorite fish and chips wrap by the way. We’ll see what we can do about getting our hands on Stephanie, but, in the meantime, just do something completely normal like wondering how her man-son must get jelly-legged every time he gets to snoggle those mighty melons of motherly love. Enjoy.
Stephanie Seymour is delivering an entire college course on places to fold, bend, and wedge your bikini for hot beach moms everywhere (including those who still bring milk and cookies into their teen boys rooms each evening; and by ‘milk and cookies’ I mean… nevermind). The Stephanie Seymour see-more bikini vacation pictures continue to roll in from Taboo Island in the French West Indies and the MILF model shows that she’s still got it going on, in fact, she’s got it going on in places she didn’t even used to necessarily have it going on. The extra bit of fluff just makes her bottomside and boobside that much more delightful, in this soft-landing zone lovers humble opinion at least. Enjoy.
Photo credit: INF Photo
This entire awkwardly close familial situation was so overblown a couple months ago. All this silly speculation about kooky hot veteran model Stephanie Seymour and some very tight loving, touching, squeezing with her strapping sons on the beach, leading one son to come out with a public letter to an unquestioning website stating that he was gay so there was no way reaching a passionate second base with a half-dressed mom was anyway inappropriate, and Stephanie Seymour herself ran to Oprah for a super journalistic Big O type interview, grilled about her shoes or hair or something. All just because of a silly family photographic boner, I mean, error.
To prove that there’s nothing wrong with re-enacting the famous beach scene in From Here to Eternity with your own strapping son, Stephanie Seymour took the kids, sans snoggling snuggling son, and flashed her sweet bikini mom body for
her family all the world to see. Could there be anything more innocent? I mean, who cares if mom has sweet boobs and a fine asstastic and seemingly drops her sunscreen every few steps requiring a bottom show? So overblown. Blown. Mmm. Oh, mama, baby’s got a boo-boo! Enjoy.
Photo credit: Fame
I give major kudos to Peter, the eldest son of super hottie Stephanie Seymour for publicly responding to some rather suggestive (and mom fun bag grabby) photos on Egotastic! last week. Mind you, we never judged a soul in this matter, and, in fact, I advised Egotastic! readers that until you have a mom as hot as Stephanie Seymour in a wet skimpy bikini giggling on all fours right in front of you, well, we all live in glass houses of some kind.
However, we must dock Peter some points for failing to respond to Egotastic! directly, and issuing an unchallenged statement to a third party. The gist of his response being that we just don’t understand that it’s super progressive for families to get all Journey like with loving, touching, and squeezing, plus, since he’s gay, it’s kosher to roleplay Oedipus with mom and the public is banned from questioning any part of it. It strikes me as a tad bit defensive, but you be the judge.
Peter’s full response can be viewed by visiting SocialiteLife.
Well, no more taboo comments about the super sexy Stephanie Seymour, but we thought we’d end her week on Egotastic! with a beautiful note. No, not that fact that she beat the stuffing out of Axl Rose back in the early 90’s (though, that was both beautiful and surely deserved), but this classic Richard Avedon nude photograph of Stephanie Seymour, showing the hot model’s fantastic boobtastic and au natural lady nest, from whence came her children, and, you know, into whence might her children be trying to occasionally return (that was totally uncalled for!) Enjoy.
(Shoutout to ‘A Spanish Guy’ for giving Egotastic! the head’s up on this auction house photo of the sextastic Stephanie Seymour.)