I’m not going to lie to you. Stacey Massey is intentionally manipulating our prurient feelings with this schoolgirl striptease of hers. Bad, Stacey, bad. You probably need some kind of spanking in the principal’s office, just thinking off the top of my head here.
I don’t care how many times I witness a busty bodacious glamour model in a school girl kit, I’m going to stop and leer. It’s simply out of my control. I’m a victim of ten million years of evolution and some smaller number of years dreaming about naughty girls staying after class. Stacey, you pull off this cliche rather marvelously and mammarially deft. I give you a B+, with the opportunity to raise that to an A with a little extra credit assignment. Well, not so little really. It’s easy to fall down this rabbit hole. Enjoy.
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Look, I know that blonde bombshell model Stacey Massey is not a real schoolgirl. But I’m willing to play along with this classic cosplay thrill ride until somebody forcibly bursts my bubble. Beware the wet splashy after effects.
On Tuesdays we love to fall in lust with the beautiful squeezable boobtastic of beautiful women. And when those women are stripping like a naughty girl who teacher most definitely needs to keep after school, well, the lust factor gets exponential. Sure, it’s just a dream. But that’s what the better part of life is made of. Enjoy.
(This week’s Humpday Huzzah goes out to all the hardworking stiffs who peruse our website form their offices each weekday, taking a break from their role in the economy to devour a bit of the divine. We know you’re watching, and your boss does too, thankfully, he’s also watching, yep, he is.)
We must give it up once more to our good friends across the drink at Nuts magazine; just because you have a bevy of topless beauties from which to choose each week doesn’t mean you’re going to keep nailing them down in new and exciting themes and poses. But we must discreetly stand and applaud their current Babes in the Bedroom photo series, not just because we love Babes, and we lust them even more in the Bedroom, but because it’s a great opportunity to not only carefully examine the body sextastic of one of our favorite glam models, Lacey Banghard, but to sneak some delightful peeks at the peaks of relative newcomers Stacey Massey and Kelly Hall.
Like exploring virgin lands with not so virgin girls. It’s epic. Enjoy.
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Do you love hot girls with amazing funbags hoisting big-arse crazy guns? I happen to love both, though I’m clumsy with them all, and when they belong to the likes of India Reynolds, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, and Stacey Massey, it’s about to get messy clumsy.
Leave it to our friends at Nuts to provide yet another winning combination of visual treats for the gentleman ogler and hardcore fan of the big and lovelies. When these girls flash their guns and and their guns, somebody is going to get shot up with pure lust. Enjoy.