Sophie Howard

READER FINDS: Vanessa Hudgen Upskirt, Helen Hunt Cameltoe Majorus, Maria Fowler Nip Slip, Tatiana Gonzalez Topless, Jamie Chung Slippage, and Sophie Howard Boobtastic

By Jon | August 19, 2011 @ 11:10 am

Vanessa Hudgens Upskirt at the Captain America Premiere

Wow, it's like Christmas here in August at our palatial Egotastic! offices thanks to the generous and communal sharing by our pervetastic community, a band of deviant brothers (and sisters) if you will, eager and anxious to flash their finds to their siblings with exuberant humility. If but we could share it all, but, alas, we can not, but our mini-bevy of Reader Finds this week is sure to peel the paint off your human house.

This week's dare to share includes a peekaboo under the dress of Vanessa Hudgens, a gaping view of Helen Hunt that has to be seen to be believed, a nippletastic ogle of the young sexy Maria Fowler, the sextastic Tatiana Gonzalez representing the flesh, Jamie Chung hang to wardrobe malfunction, and Sophie Howard just large and in-charge.

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Holly Peers, Kelly Hall, Rhian Sugden, Melissa Debling and Sophie Howard in the Nuts Big Boob Bonanza

By Jon | March 9, 2011 @ 8:47 am

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Do you lust boobs? Do you live, dream, eat, sleep, and drool hot fleshy mounds of fun? Well, if perchance you are one to ogle, leer, peep, spy, periscope sweet milky melons, then the boys at Nuts have just the fix for you. The big boob bonanza featuring the bosomy likes of Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Melissa Debling, Sophie Howard, and newcomer Kelly Hall. Wowsers. Talk about tripping the lights boobtastic. I feel like I'm a gallery exposition of pillows while seated in a pillow chair, with pillows on my lap, nibbling on a pillow sandwich. This is almost too much. Almost, but not quite. Enjoy.

Sophie Howard and Leah Francis Make Arithmetic Fun Again

By Jon | January 17, 2011 @ 9:31 am

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The only thing better than one sweet cup of British tea are two cups, with sugar cubes all rubbing up against each other, and cream dripping from... well, okay, enough with the lurid tea time analogy. Sophie Howard and Leah Francis creating friction with their boobtastic symphony in Nuts magazine reminds us of the mathematical zen of the number four. Although, of course, the Egotastic! mind is already wondering what six might look like. Enjoy.

The Nuts Christmas Card To Build the Holiday Spirit

By Jon | December 14, 2010 @ 8:26 am

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Nothing says Yuletide like a beautiful pair of boobs. The boys at Nuts magazine have whipped up some of the bigger names in British funbags to wish everyone a Merry X-mas and Happy Boob Year -- Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Sophie Howard -- and I for one am feeling the holiday spirit pour through me like warm egg nog through Santa's colon. Enjoy.

Sophie Howard vs. Sophie Reade, Topless 2011 Calendar Mayhem

By Jon | November 2, 2010 @ 10:07 am

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2011 is going to be an amazing year for British pin-up hottie boobs!

Sophie Howard

Sophie Howard 2011 Calendar

Sophie Reade

Sophie Reade 2011 Calendar

Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, Leah Francis (et. al.) Topless Calendar Girl Pictures for a Very Nuts New Year

By Jon | September 28, 2010 @ 1:21 pm

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Our boob-loving friends across the pond at Nuts magazine know fun bags and have picked out their 2011 calendar favorites from among the hot-to-hottie set of British pinup favorites and all we can say is, Happy New Year.

Featured sextastic months include from left to right, row to row: Leah Francis, Sophie Howard, Lindsay Strutt, Emma Frain, Lucy Pinder, Gemma Merna, Rosie Jones, Kelly Andrews, Jennifer Metcalfe, and other hotties.

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Sophie Howard Bodacious Boobs Bared for Birthday Boy (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | August 31, 2010 @ 6:35 am

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Do you know what I did for my last birthday? My girlfriend was stuck in detention for talking back to her homeroom teacher, so my friend, Cormac, who only two months earlier had lost his right ear breaking up a girlfight on YouTube, took me out to a Suzanne Vega acoustic sessions retrospective. How I envied Cormac and his diminished aural capacity on that evening. It was on the fifth reprise of My Name is Luka that I vowed that the next person who asked me for a birthday wish would get exactly what they wanted. Which brings me to Egotastic! reader, 'Dave'.

Recently expelled from his parent's basement, Dave survives off the humiliation from repeated rejection by members of the opposite sex. That burning shame keeps Dave warm through the winter as he forages for nuts and discarded gum on the underside of bus station seating areas. All Dave wanted for his 26th birthday this year was to ogle the amazingly engorged fun bags of the sexy Sophie Howard. A simple wish that Egotastic!, with help from our good friends at Nuts magazine, can certainly honor.

As per my oath, these bodacious boobs are for you, Dave. Enjoy.

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