Simone Boyce

If somebody told me when I was a teenager that someday I'd grow up to get to work with some of the most beautiful women in this world, and, then, you know, get them to start stripping down to skimpy little outfit in my place of business, I would have looked right through those mesh-wire 'self-guidance' fences at the juvenile detention center and called you downright crazy. But today is just another example of the blessings in my life.

Our fierce sexy Hottest of the Hot and video game content hostess Simone Boyce must've knocked her head something silly the day she gave us permission to shoot her in the only way we know how -- a couple shots of tequila and then out of them pants. But we're glad for her temporary lack of good decision making.

Simone has a wicked sense of humor, and while we certainly admire her professional acumen, now we have something else to admire. You'll never see Katie Couric looking like this. Enjoy.

(Be sure to tweet @Simone Boyce and tell her what you think of her first Egotastic! photoshoot)