Egotastic
I'm not exactly sure what the standard length of vacation is these days. My last vacation lasted eleven minutes, which was just long enough to pound tres Four Lokos, accidentally marry a farm animal, and engage in an epic fisticuffs battle with an elderly Filipina woman over the purported theft of a lumpia recipe. I pack a lot in to a brief amount of time.
On the other hand, celebrities in Miami seem to be more on the six to eight week plan of extended break time sun time stay. Which while we might be jealous of, but we can't complain, as it's brought us such wondrous bikini treasures, including some big names, and some we've come to awkwardly grow and love. Like Sharlely Kerssenberg, the latest Mrs. Boris Becker, who has crept up into our libidos with her caring hot mommy poolside exhibitions that have caused us to start learning a little Dutch, so that on the off chance we do meet her in person, we can ask her in her native tongue if we can butter her legs. Enjoy.
Sharlely Kerssenberg Bikini Pictures for the WAG-MILF Combo
Mrs. Boris Becker the something or other, think it's his third maybe, Sharlely Kerssenberg, was back on family bikini vacation over the weekend flashing her newish MILF body in the splish and splash of Miami Beach, where the former Dutch model spends much of her time with the kids, and her husband when he's not on 'very important solo business trips where wives are not allowed'.
We do favor moms, especially hot moms, and we have a soft spot in our heart for WAGS, because at some point in our delusional past, we imagined ourselves professional athletes with a line-up of hot models to fornicate with (or is that upon?), and Sharlely Kerssenberg could have easily been flashing her hot mom butt on vacation with us. But, alas, our lot in life is to be about ten feet off in the distance, hoping for a bikini malfunction. We love our lot, so much less work and no expensive divorces. Enjoy.
SHARLELY KERSSENBERG