Let’s first give credit to the queen of country music, in our books, Shania Twain, who men have been having pleasantly lurid thoughts about for two decades running now, and who at age forty-seven is just launching yet another mega-tour, and looking mega tones and mega fit and mega sextastic.
But, let’s also be honest. Time might heal all wounds, but it also serves to replace past and present greatness with future greatness, and Carrie Underwood is the present and future greatness. At twenty-nine, Carrie Underwood is just coming into her own mature levels of supreme good-lookingness, include making country music concerts quite watchable for this hardcore rock music only fan.
Yes, it’s an abundance of riches, but who is the richest between Carrie and Shania?
Kim Kardashian shows some midriff. (HuffPo)
Jessie J stepping up the sexiness. (Celebuzz)
A hot cougar painted like a tiger. (SocialiteLife)
Miss USA parties too much. (FoxNews)
Shania Twain and Taylor Swift go over the edge. (GossipCenter)
Paris Hilton isn’t impressed with Weiner. (PopEater)
Stacy Keibler see-through shirt. (DrunkenStepfather)
In a day and age when they seem to be giving away many a Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame (in honesty, I think you do need to pay the $49.99 and answer some Twilight movie series trivia questions or something), I think Shania Twain deserves her five pointed streetwalking placard. After all, she is the top selling female country music artist of all time, so there’s that, plus, she brings to bear some 40-something hotness including a delightfully excited pair of nipple pokes which seemed damn glad to be honored in pavement gold yesterday.
Congratulations to Shania Twain, a very deserving and very sexy celebrity. Enjoy.