Shakira

Shakira In Skintight Pants Is Holy Effin’ Midget Hot (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | November 30, 2010 @ 10:05 am

Standing at like 3'6" tall of pure skintight pants, booty-shaking, bare midriff baring, pure Colombian (well, partly Colombian) hotness -- Shakira. Have you seen this sextastic little woman live on stage yet? You really should. It's kind of mind (and body) blowing. These Shakira concert pictures from her recent concert in Italy depict the Worlds Hottest Midget doing what she does best, looking hot, singing silly songs, and shaking one super hot assstastic. Good things come in small packages. Enjoy.

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To see some live Shakira body-rocking, check out her recent appearance on the George Lopez Show:

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MTV European Music Awards Roundup: Sideboobs, Cameltoes, Panties and Bras, Oh, My

By Jon | November 8, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

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The last time I was in Madrid, I drank so much wine that I woke up three days later in Barcelona with a headache and a credit card that had been maxed out to some company called 'Easy Chicas Ltd'. If I'd been forced to attend last evenings MTV European Music Awards, I probably would've drank twice as much. The talent flown in for this Faustian festival resembled a jailbreak at the Alice Cooper reformatory school for girls.

Special nod to the almost barely legal Miley Cyrus, for the daily double of sideboobs on the red carpet and flashing a cameltoe during her EMA show performance that would make even the most veteran Bedouin blush beneath their robes. Other props to Eva Longoria, who doesn't really sing or play music as far as I know, but still managed to pull off the bike-pants with panty-flash beneath a short short dress for the MTV EMA Egotastic! red carpet win, followed close behind by taut Goth teen queen Taylor Momsen flashing her black lace bra, Shakira baring her super hot Colombian little body, Katy Perry dressed as a ticket that apparently grants the bearer one lifetime of cockteasing.

Enjoy.

(Shoutout to Egotastic! super fans, 'Ramistheman' and 'Jason C' for the Miley pics!)

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Shakira More Than Sexy Enough For Jack

By Jon | October 6, 2010 @ 6:29 am

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I got a letter recently from the Council on Midget Affairs. They cautioned me to stop referring to the super sextastic gypsy, Shakira, as the world's hottest midget, because, Shakira is in fact, not a midget, just a very short person, and if I didn't comply, they'd bite my ankles until I bled blood.

Now, I'll be the first to admit cowardice in the face of a band of pissed-off Lilliputians, but, dammit... Shakira is the world's hottest midget! The truth can not be denied. Just look at these photos from Italy's Jack magazine (yes, it's called 'Jack', and, yes, I get the irony of checking out sexy Shakira in Jack magazine). This mini pop diva is all kinds of tiny person hot. Enjoy.

Shakira Flashes Golden Thong Hotness On Set of New Music Video

By Bill Swift | August 23, 2010 @ 8:25 am

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The world's hottest midget has done it again. Seriously, Shakira is one smoking hot little person. Here's a day in the life of her new music video shoot: dress sexy, spin and gyrate and dance around in front of a hundred dudes with cameras and some just pretending they have a job on the set. Oh, yeah, also flash a little thong just above that amazing booty, just below that muscular bare midriff. I'm not exactly sure what she's doing with her hand to the little peeing boy sculpture, but I'm quite certain that I'm jealous. Enjoy.

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Shakira, All Wet and Short and Sexy!

By Bill Swift | July 23, 2010 @ 1:47 pm

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Shakira, ay yi yi. My favorite sexy Latina midget on a boat, in wet shorts and a bikini top. This is the way to start a weekend. We will now consume muchas cervezas here in our offices, berate Benji, the intern from IT who keeps staring at Gretchen's six fingered right hand as if it's an instrument of alien pleasure, and rejoice in the fact that even girls who are 4'10" can be super hot and Egotastic!

Have a great weekend!

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Sexy Shakira Photos Secure Her Title As World’s Hottest Midget

By Bill Swift | July 22, 2010 @ 7:38 am

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Bartholomew, the guy who delivers my morning buttermilk, saw me checking out these sexy Shakira pictures from her J.P.M. photoshoot and he got all scrunchy and weird in the face.

'Oh, she's so little and cute. I just want to wrap her up in a blankie and put her in my--'

--'PURSE!' I blurted out. 'You were going to say purse.'

Now, I've got to find a new buttermilk guy. Still, somebody has to stand up for the little people, especially super hottie Latina midgets like Shakira. Shakira doesn't need to be wrapped up in cute pet apparel or stored in a handbag; she's a real person. As such, she needs to be in slinky dresses slithering around on the floor or raised platform. Te amo, Shakira.

Is Shakira The World’s Sexiest Midget?

By Bill Swift | June 28, 2010 @ 11:43 am

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Okay, so Shakira is like an inch taller than official dwarf status, but this sexy munchkin makes my blood boil. I think I've narrowed it down to this -- her amazing tummy. Did you think I was going to say her music? Meh. I don't get the whole Gypsy music thing, but I get the gypsy shaking a sexy belly, perky boobs and a tight butt thing. If I was original gangsta, Shakira would be my shortie. Enjoy.