Shakira

Shakira and Paulina Rubio Front the Hotness Parade at Latin Recording Academy Award Show

Someday, somewhere, somehow, I'm going to be nominated for Person of the Year for something. I can feel my destiny. But, once again last night, I was denied even a simple nomination for the Latin Recording Academy's Person of the Year Awards gala. Still, I hold no grudges, being that I'm neither Latin, a Record Artist, or much of a good citizen. Plus, the event itself brought together a robust list of Latina hotties which included the world's hottest midget and recently Hollywood starred, Shakira, vastly underrated hottie Paulina Rubio, the sultry boobtastic Paula Fernandez, and Univision sexy mama, Satcha Pretto. Los mas bonitas. Disfruta.

Shakira Takes Her Tiny Hotness to Hollywood Legend Status

Granted, the Hollywood Star isn't what it used to be. I think you can now buy one for for two Count Chocula cereal box tops plus $3.99 shipping and handling and two seasons on a CW show, still, congratulations to the world's hottest midget on street level immortality, receiving her official credentials for stardom yesterday on Hollywood Boulevard. Shakira is one of the world's most popular entertainers, not to mention a girl who wears tight stretch pants on stage like just about no other sub five-footer, and she certainly puts her time and money behind some very worthwhile causes, so good on you Waka-Waka for your significant tribute. Enjoy.

Shakira, Britney Spears, and Fergie Highlight Sexy Veteran Diva Weekend (VIDEO)

Well, say what you will about the aging of the pop diva hotties, but Shakira remains for me the world's hottest midget, Britney Spears has made a comeback that may not be 100%, but certainly far more than most people thought possible when she launched the Femme Fatale tour in May, and, Fergie, while she definitely has been looking like her non-stop two-year world tour with the Black-Eyed Peas has taken its toll, she still stepped up big for the big time show in Central Park over the weekend. Check out the divas, pick your favorite, pick your second favorite, and your third, mash them all together in one backstage fantasy pass. Enjoy.

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Shakira Flashes Skin Tight Hotness for Global Viewing Pleasure

Sometimes, an object d' lust becomes so commonplace, I feel like we start to take it for granted. Such is the case of the Shakira asstastic. We've already established that Shakira is in fact the world's hottest midget. And such titles do come with responsibilities. Such as touring the world in tight pleather stretch pants and flashing your amazingly little tight body and butt for gentlemen oglers in over 142 countries. I'm still not sure I get Shakira's music, but I know I get her little midge hotness. And that body and those bends and reaches. Wow. Enjoy.

Shakira Brings the Sexy Back to Shorties

One could literally build a shrine to the sexy Lebanese-Columbian hottie Shakira. I know this to be true for I've built one in the 'bonus room' of my abode. It's not so much a shrine as a frightening, but dedicated display of stalkerism to this ridiculously hot diva. There's something about those uber-tight black pants she's wearing on tour that is reaching deep into my primordial goo pool and firing some not often tweaked synapses in some very sensitive neurons. Waka waka indeed. Enjoy.

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Ever since seeing these Shakira She-Wolf promo pictures I just new that 2010 was going to be the year of the World's Hottest Midget.

Shakira In Skintight Pants Is Holy Effin’ Midget Hot (VIDEO)

Standing at like 3'6" tall of pure skintight pants, booty-shaking, bare midriff baring, pure Colombian (well, partly Colombian) hotness -- Shakira. Have you seen this sextastic little woman live on stage yet? You really should. It's kind of mind (and body) blowing. These Shakira concert pictures from her recent concert in Italy depict the Worlds Hottest Midget doing what she does best, looking hot, singing silly songs, and shaking one super hot assstastic. Good things come in small packages. Enjoy.

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To see some live Shakira body-rocking, check out her recent appearance on the George Lopez Show:

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MTV European Music Awards Roundup: Sideboobs, Cameltoes, Panties and Bras, Oh, My

 

The last time I was in Madrid, I drank so much wine that I woke up three days later in Barcelona with a headache and a credit card that had been maxed out to some company called 'Easy Chicas Ltd'. If I'd been forced to attend last evenings MTV European Music Awards, I probably would've drank twice as much. The talent flown in for this Faustian festival resembled a jailbreak at the Alice Cooper reformatory school for girls.

Special nod to the almost barely legal Miley Cyrus, for the daily double of sideboobs on the red carpet and flashing a cameltoe during her EMA show performance that would make even the most veteran Bedouin blush beneath their robes. Other props to Eva Longoria, who doesn't really sing or play music as far as I know, but still managed to pull off the bike-pants with panty-flash beneath a short short dress for the MTV EMA Egotastic! red carpet win, followed close behind by taut Goth teen queen Taylor Momsen flashing her black lace bra, Shakira baring her super hot Colombian little body, Katy Perry dressed as a ticket that apparently grants the bearer one lifetime of cockteasing.

Enjoy.

(Shoutout to Egotastic! super fans, 'Ramistheman' and 'Jason C' for the Miley pics!)

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