Another relatively new mom, the preciously still nursing indie film thespianic, Selma Blair, took to some bikini bottoms and hit the beaches of Malibu on the day we celebrate all things mommy to show she’s still got a little something something left in the alluring tank.
Now, granted, we did crop her kid out of all of these Mother’s Day photos of Selma at the beach. And while that doesn’t seem very much in spirit with the holiday, we do know that those of you who’ve been lusting for Selma Blair since Cruel Intentions will appreciate the lack of contractions or human type emotional feelings. At least, that’s how I feel. Enjoy.
What else today but Spring Breakers? And while we have personally confirmed that in the U.S. edition of the film at least only Rachel Korine among the cast members bares any visible toplessness, the film is jam-packed with Floridian T&A and according to Mr. Skin, and us, well worth the price of admission (regardless of critical review).
Such is the power of Spring Breakers that it nearly eclipses this week’s other monumental skin-on-screen news of fanboy faptastic Shiri Appleby stripping off her clothes, getting jiggy with it, and making change with a money shot in Girls. Throw in Selma Blair nekkid making some sexy in In Their Skin. This is one must-see Mr. Skin Minute.
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Selma Blair recently announced she was splitting from her baby daddy, in a move that is so common in Hollywood, the local CVS stores actually sell Hallmark Greeting cards just for the occasion.
Fortunately for our peeping eyes, Selma went shopping over the weekend and also decided to ditch her bra, providing some delicious sideboob views, and even a hint of some bare nipple, slipping out of her dress that surely Selma knew was showing off her MILFtastic udders. But, when you’re freshly single and a new mom, there’s no time like the present to start getting every guy in town to strain his neck your way. Enjoy.
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Little Baby Arthur doesn’t know it yet, but he’s well on his way to an adult lifetime of Egotastic! viewing.
The fact that he’s still an infant and already pawing at celebrity boobtastic, that’s a clear indication of inclinations that both explain why boys will be boys, and why men can’t stop looking at funbags. The fact that those chest puppies belong to his own mum, Selma Blair, well, that’s just a byproduct of not being ambulatory quite yet; catch-as-catch-can whether you’re an infant, or a college students at smaller Northeastern liberal arts college, you take what you can get.
See you in a few years Arthur.
I’m a bit fried right now, and can’t for the life of me come up with something new and interesting to say about these Selma Blair bikini pictures, but that shouldn’t really be a problem, since I it’s been quite a while since I’ve said anything new and/or interesting. Anyway, here’s Selma Blair in her bikini with her Kath & Kim costar, getting a bit close. I’d say he’s a lucky guy, but she kinda looks like a wet cat in most of these pictures.
Selma Blair was on the beach in Malibu earlier this week, but the paparazzi were only able to catch the tail end of it, with Selma changing back into her shorts and t-shirt. But we still get a little peak at Selma’s fit bod, and her perpetually sullen expression in these Selma Blair bikini pictures. You know Selma, it wouldn’t kill you to smile. Then again, if my name was Selma, I wouldn’t be smiling either.
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Here’s Selma Blair in a pink bikini, and a pink cowboy hat, on the set of her new sitcom, Kath & Kim. The show is based on an Australian show of the same name, but so far, most reviews are saying it hasn’t captured the essence of the original. All I know is, Selma Blair in a bikini gives it one at least one extra week before I delete it from my Season Pass.
You know, the show would probably be funnier if Selma Blair would maybe smile a little…
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