Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Now Playing Harder to Get (But We Still Got ‘Em)

I guess Selena Gomez wasn't all too thrilled to be hounded by ogling gentleman and paparazzi alike by the pool in her zebra-esque bikini, so she moved to the balcony of her Miami hotel room. Somebody must've forgot to tell Selena about long range lenses, the ones we use regularly to capture sextastic hotties trying to hide on their balconies.Miami in fact is notorious for some amazing balcony peeks. So, surprise, Selena, we still get a wondrous view of our belusted minxy Latina diva slightly more covered up, but still quite delicious in her two piece on her sun-drenched balcony.

Selena simply needs to be in bikinis far more often than the two or three times a year we are able to see 90% of her body on display. She's little, but big on lust inducement, which is the only stat that really matters in these parts. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Bikini Tiger Hotness in Miami Poolside Adventure

Te amo, Selena Gomez. It's time for one of the only-a-few-times-a-year peek at the ever growing up Selena Gomez bikini body. Our belusted Latina pop diva stripped down to a tiger striped two piece in Miami, with the full knowledge that the cameras of the ogling world would be upon her. She cared not. Or, she cared and she worked it just perfectly. Selena is pretty damn hot and she knows it. Personally, I find that pretty sexy. I'm guessing about ten million of you feel the same way (you know, except for Negative Ned, he'll find a reason to complain).

Wow, these may actually be my favorite Selena Gomez bikini pictures yet. Sure, there were a couple good ones from back when she was dating The Devil's Midget, but he ruined everything, and also some amazing pics of Selena from Spring Breakers. But this is clean, pure, minxy, sextastic Selena. Mucho happiness emanating from all pores at the moment. At least, it smells like happiness. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Flashes Hot Little Legs Outside Letterman

Our belusted little Latina diva Selena Gomez got all decked out last night for Letterman, flashing some serious leg and bare midriff outside the Ed Sullivan theater in New York. Selena typically opts for the casual wear, so we got a bit amped up to see her in her grown up wardrobe, looking a little bit like the innocent girl who got into her moms closet to get decked out for the big date.

She looked like a million bucks. Probably about the prerequisite minimum in your bank account to be her new boyfriend. I'm working on a collection plate as we speak. Yeah, I know, you're working on one of your own as well. May the first man to a million be the winner. Selena, get ready for my call, baby, I'm only $999,917 short. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Has Nice Legs, Pumps Her Own Gas, She Should Be Mine

That's really all I ask for in a woman. Nice legs, independent when it comes to the little things. I suppose an insatiable sexual appetite and a strong willingness not to judge performance fall in there somewhere too, but I could live without the latter for those sweet sweet legs.

Selena Gomez may not be tall, but she has some wicked gams she likes to show off when out and about. She may be feeling a little left behind in the pop music circuit as her peers are humping poles and taking off their clothes, but Selena seems happy with her middle ground of being cute sextastic and only sort of not so bad. It's working for me. It takes all kinds of hot women to make this world go round, not just the pole humpers (though they do have a special place in my heart as well). Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Leggy for Adidas

Another sign that Selena Gomez is getting all grown up. A real life commercial photoshoot. In this case, for Adidas NEO, which I assume is Adidas that looks great on belusted hottie divas like Selena.

Not exactly sure it's designed for sweaty workouts, though I must admit I am getting a bit sweaty checking out Selena in this promotional pictorial. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Selena Gomez Groped, Laura Fraser Lesbionic, Amy Smart Topless, and Much Much More

 

The finding of the readers, if you will, our weekly Reader Finds. The first of the autumnal season and the celebrity clothes are falling. Get it? Because... never mind. The point is, not only have all of you not slowed down in your communal offerings, you've sped up, maybe emailing fast to keep the nip of the change of seasons at bay by way of sending nip pics, or maybe we're just getting ever closer to the generous spirit time of year, but this week, oh, boy, you did not disappoint.

This week's Reader Finds includes a candid shot of Selena Gomez being groped by a mysterious hand in Milan (thank you to EgoReader 'Yorch' for this unique shot), Amber Heard wicked hot in Angeleno magazine (blessings from 'Mary'), Sigourney Weaver topless in a way back film role (transmitted by 'Devon'), the visually talented Paulina Porizkova topless in one bad movie (much obliged, 'Steven H.'), Marisa Tomei topless in the great film The Wrestler (Tomei ta-ta's provided by 'Ian'), Maria Bello memorable full frontal sextastic from H.O.V. (skinematically served up by 'Trush'), devilishly hot Amy Smart topless in her infamous onscreen role (tubes of Smart via 'Perry'), Natalie Hall topless on the silver screen (kudos to 'Bengie'), Melani Paul topless in yet another 90's film (delivered to the doorstep by 'Nikko'), Emma Williamson topless and dramatic (theatrically planted by 'Roger G.'), Kristen Bell in a sports tank top looking hot on camera (Bell-iciousness served up by 'Stoney'), Michelle Marsh candidly topless sunbathing (fully loaded funbags sent to us by 'Ray'), Sarah Shahi upskirt on CBS' Person of Interest (capped benevolently by 'Jordan T.'), Amy Markham topless in a foreign edition of FHM (treats provided by 'Mad Dawg'), maybe more pictures of Amy Markham topless from a hardcore adult vid or just a lookalike (EgoReader 'Dan' swears this is the very same Amy pre-work, can't say for sure), and last, but never least, it's Laura Fraser who plays Lydia on Breaking Bad in a topless lesbionic scene for the BBC show Lip Service. Heisenberg! Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Back in Black Sextastic for Milan Fashion Week

It's always fashion week somewhere in the world, and while my very favorite Cleveland Fashion Week remains sparsely attended, places like Milan are hopping with the happening set, including the likes of our highly belused Latina diva Selena Gomez, in some kind of wrapped black strap dress that showed an ample amount of cleavage and let to some serious unbuckling type fantasies.

I'm not saying I know one iota about fashion, I am saying that Selena looks like she would if her angry parents were banging at my door demanding to see their daughter and I had to cover her modesty up quickly with duct tape. I'm that kind of gentleman. Selena, call me, I have fashion forward ideas. Enjoy.