Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Heidi Klum Post-Globes Party Pic Highlights This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | January 17, 2013 @ 7:45 am

Heidi Klum, Selena Gomez, and Vanessa Hudgens Posing on Twitter

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Butt Shot on Twitter

Katherine McPhee Shows Cleavage with Debra Messing Twitpic

Rita Ora Shows Off Her Bikini on Twitter

Christina Milian Bares Midriff on Twitter

Geri Halliwell Singing in Her Bra Twitpic

Jessica Alba Posing with Her Friend Twitpic

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Oh, man, the celebrities are at it again. Just falling all slobbery in lust with their own hotness, and sharing their true romance with the rest of the world by way of Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and a bunch of other social media sites whose names tween girls could rattle off to you with no problem, but to us just sound like the names of pedo-grumpy midgets in some horribly German Black Forest fairytale. Nevertheless, the ends justifies the means, our motto at least, so no matter how we get our celebrity hotness, we take it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a marvelously trifecta-perfected pic of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Heidi Klum at a post Golden Globe Awards party, Rihanna sucking on a coconut like she's making rent money, Miranda Kerr chesty, Katherine McPhee surprisingly cleavetastic, and a buttload more butts and tops flashing in photos that you owe to the sports god's you're praying to this weekend on your NFL bets to peruse. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

Christina Millian Sextastic Twitpic Gallery

Kendall Jenner Sextastic Twitpic Gallery

McKayla Maroney Sextastic Twitpic Gallery

Adrianne Curry Sextastic Twitpic Gallery

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Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr and More 2013 Golden Globe Awards After-Party Hotness

By Bill Swift | January 14, 2013 @ 8:55 am

Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez at 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

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Let's be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night's 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we're on the 'watch list' at the front door.

The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.

Miranda Kerr Shows A lot of Skin at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Carmen Electra Busty at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Kate Beckinsale Looks Stunning at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Kate Hudson Flashing Cleavage at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Sarah Hyland Shines at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

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Spring Breakers Update: I’m Still Not Going to Survive the Wait!

By Bill Swift | January 14, 2013 @ 7:49 am

Not a chance I live to see this.

Selena Gomez and Katy Perry Form Two Hot Parts of an Ultimate Sextastic Dream Sandwich

By Bill Swift | November 28, 2012 @ 8:37 am

Katy Perry and Selena Gomez Makes a Hot Sandwich at Unicef SnowFlake Ball in NYC

Selena Gomez Looks Stunning at Unicef SnowFlake Ball in NYC

Katy Perry Shines at Unicef SnowFlake Ball in NYC

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Wow, talk what kind of bread you want around your meat this lunch hour, the freshly single (though still in the dark grasps of The Devil's Midget), Selena Gomez flashing some seriously good looks, alongside the busty Katy Cocktease, the two pop stars promoting goodness and bangability at a UNICEF event in The Big Apple last night.

Now, I know this whole threesome action thing can be kind of tricky. The last time I engaged in such behavior I ended up with two plus-sized girls yelling at me to go get them some more booze at the store and give them some privacy while they got it on, so, it's tricky, no doubt. You need some planning, some X's and O's on the chalkboard in the locker room before the game. Lots of preparation and sweat. But for my belusted Selena Gomez and the truly needing-to-be-exposed Katy Cocktease, you've just got to go that extra mile. There's no 'i' in the word 'team'. Enjoy.

WE JUST LOVE IT WHEN SEVERAL OF OUR HOTTIES LINE UP FOR A PIC TOGETHER

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and Ashley Greene at the Teen Choice Awards

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Selena Gomez Seemingly Done With Satan Jr. and Super Hot in Glamour Magazine

By Bill Swift | November 19, 2012 @ 8:47 am

Selena Gomez Red Hot Adds in Glamour Magazine December 2012

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Apparently, the on-again off-again teen romance between our belusted Selena Gomez and The Devil's Midget is off-again, as the Selena was spotted end of last week ditching her teen lesbian girlfriend at a restaurant before the first course was served. We can only hope Satan Jr's powers over the Latina diva continue to dwindle and our brunette baby makes her way free and clear of the world's smallest biggest douche. Just check out Selena Gomez hotness in the December issue of Glamour and you'll understand why we and the rest of the world believes she has a few more options than a mini-Ken Doll meets spoiled tween girl.

Selena is growing up to be a petite bit of womanly sextastic that deserves something far greater than a cry-baby with access to capital, she needs a real man, I think I know who we're talking about her. Call me, Selena. I'm in the book under 'Major Rebound Mistakes'. Enjoy.

'MEMBER WHEN SELENA TURNED 18 IN SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE?

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Selena Gomez Checks Into Hotel With Justin Bieber! The Devil’s Midget Can Not Be Stopped!

By Bill Swift | November 16, 2012 @ 8:42 am

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TMZ: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spend Night Together, Check into Four Seasons

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selena Gomez Blocks Her Beaver, Err, Bieber, From Any Communication or Contact

By Bill Swift | November 15, 2012 @ 11:09 am

Smart girl. Once you get the devil out of your home, you've got to bar the doors and windows and make sure he doesn't weasel his way back into your home, or, worse, your lady parts.

According to our breaking news friends at TMZ, Selena Gomez has put a total blockade on all attempts by Justin Bieber to reach her via phone or text or email or even have someone write her an apology song he can lip synch on stage to apologize for his reported infidelities and the subsequent breakup.

And while we most definitely approve of Selena's communication wall, wouldn't it be easier if the Devil's Midget were somehow to fall arms bounds into a pool that was at least 5'4" deep?