Selena Gomez knows how to use Instagram better than anyone else ever. (Popoholic)
Kim Kardashian, her bare back, nips, and booty went on a Taco Bell date with Kanye. (TMZ)
Remember when Madonna and Britney Spears made out and it was hot? (Huffington Post)
Maryna Linchuk nekkid in Allure Russia. That is all. (Drunken Stepfather)
Paris Hilton shows off her bare mid-riff to the world. (Hollywood Tuna)
Can I interest you in some nekkid Adrianne Curry? (The Superficial)
Celebrate Candice Swanepoel‘s birthday with a sexy Instagram retrospective. (COED)
Selena Gomez really is growing into her role as minxy sex symbol these days. The starlet has turned into the ingenue who has turned into the confident petite hottie who struts onto the set of late night talk shows to promote her movies and songs in classy, but revealing cleavage and leg baring dresses, knowing she will be the absolute center of attention. That takes confidence, some maturity, and a whole lot of sextastic.
Selena Gomez hit up Jimmy Kimmel to talk about her new movie, explain that negative comments about her online don’t affect her while looking affected, and generally just look as alluring as my belusted little Latina diva can look. I wasn’t paying attention to her words so much as I was ogling her fantastically perfect lovely female form. I hope her movie does well, whatever it is. Enjoy.
Selena Gomez surely has almost all grown up. Obviously, her personal life might lead some to believe she’s still got some maturing to go, but the looks, the body, the presence, it’s all coming together ever so nicely in the young grown adult category.
Selena caught the attention of the entire camera-holding line of paps at last night’s Rudderless premiere where she donned a cleavage revealing dress that showed off far more boobtastic than she usually does, though obviously still less than we always hope for. Almost nobody this petite and minxy moves me quite like my belusted Selena. If we could just erase from history her entire Devil’s Midget history, she might just be perfect as my third, potentially fourth wife. Or maybe FWB on the side of my third wife that ends that relationship. You’ve really got to plan to make relationships work. So hot, Selena! Enjoy.
Not to be left out of the girls always flashing serious boobtastic in Paris this week for the all important fashion shows, Selena Gomez dazzled my very heart in a low cut thingamajig that showed off her thingamajigs in stellar fine fashion. I’m sure there’s all sort of fashion elements I’m missing in my review of her wardrobe, but I’ll just call it sextastic kitty show off wear, complete with a few unspoken meows. Selena looked mighty fine. And with the competition in Paris, you have no other choice.
Te amo, Selena. Despite your one distinctive flaw in choosing boyfriends, I continue to pine for you in the way a man pines for a woman he wants to slather in honey and pretend he’s a hungry Pooh Bear. That dress certainly ins’t going to de-pine me any. Thought of the Devil’s Midget aside, Selena Gomez has so much petite hottie potential. I’d hate to see a single ounce of it wasted. Enjoy.
Check out Selena Gomez‘s unbelievable cleaviness. (Drunken Stepfather)
Alyssa Barbara rolls around in her underwear on a couch (Hollywood Tuna)
A celebration of Miranda Kerr‘s butt is my kind of party. (The Chive)
Jasmine Tookes looks sexy as F in various bikinis. (Popoholic)
Megan Irwin doesn’t need to cover up to change. (WWTDD)
Former Miss Teen South Carolina Caite Upton is almost as sexy as the other Kate Upton. (COED)
Meet Denisa Dvorakova and her amazing funbags in underwear. (Celebslam)
Te amo, Selena. How much does the minxy hot Selena Gomez torture me. Ever looking more sextastic. Ever returning to the infected clutches of The Devil’s Midget like a mind enslaved victim of some horrible hypnosis. Selena, I wish I could quit you. But, just look at you in your shorts and knee high boots. Boots! I love boots. And on those toned alluring legs of yours that seem to defy your very petite stature. I’m deeply in lust. We just need to fix this one ever so itchy problem that smothers you like a small wet blanket.
Just say the word Selena and I will pack your little Svengali up in a tiny FedEx box and ship him back to Canada, by way of Antarctica. Then we can more cleanly be together and discuss how your Daisy Dukes and boots are really making me feel. Enjoy.
I can’t help but feel there are some half-dozen Teen Choice Awards shows a year now. Not that that takes away from the majesty of having young teens texting the vox populi of the tastes of their generation. It’s pretty horrid. But that’s consistent throughout the years. Nevertheless, while the award show itself served as a tribute of silly accolades to young people with lots of mousse in their hair, the event did bring out almost every single under 25 sextastic celebrity in Hollywood to pose and preen on the red carpet and hit the after parties.
It really was like a Who’s Who of young starlet talent from film, TV, and radio including Selena Gomez, Chloe Mortez, Kendall Jenner, Lucy Hale, Bella Thorne, Ariana Grande and many many more. If you’re looking to see who’s making the bucks, or about to make the bucks in Hollywood, this is your gallery. Ogle awhile. Enjoy.