Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Showing Off Her Shy Stems in Short Shorts

Amid reports that my belusted diva Selena Gomez is actually receiving professional help to rid her life of The Devil's Midget, she still has managed to give us a little shy girl show of sweet legs in Los Angeles, flashing beneath a pair of short shorts even as she attempts to lay low from the paparazzi.

I wish I could be there on the inner circle with Selena, to give her a much needed hug and help her cut those shorts even shorter and other things some lucky bastard close to her gets to do. As a second best option, I'll just sent out continued good wishes for clearing her life of demonic clutter and virtually rub her calves. Hey, I'm a giver. I just can't stop giving. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Working Through Her Troubles With Super Tight Pants

My poor, Selena Gomez. I did try to warn her to stay away from The Devil's Midget. Now she has to see him being arrested with his skeezy new girlfriend and fleeing to Panama and all the other stuff that has left her the subject of so many tabloid questions back at home. I wish I could hug her and tell her everything is going to be alright. I wish we could have that hug with the lights dimmed and both of us nekkid as well. You know, for maximum comforting potential.

Selena fought through the tough times as any young woman would. By slapping on a pair of super tight pants and heading to the 7-Eleven. I can relate to that, except for the tight pants part. I once found myself at a 7-Eleven at 3am in my pajamas after a girl I cared a lot about but couldn't seem to remember her birthday broke up with me. It's just where you go when the heart is troubled. Liquor and frozen burritos, it's a one-stop feel good shop. Though not as good as seeing Selena in tight pants makes me feel. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Shows Some Cleavage (and Some Smokes)

My poor belusted Selena Gomez. I have to think the minxy Latin pop star is not quite over The Devil's Midget who is clearly on a bee line for Satan's hometown with his current behavior. The stress has our lovely little brunette picking up smokes, which I must admit took me a while to notice since I was mostly staring at her atypical display of cleavage in public.

I just want to grab Selena and give her a hug and maybe cover her petite female form in honey and tell her everything is going to be fine. Then, we shall make sweet desperate love while we try to forget all of our troubles. Technically, since I'll be making sweet desperate love with Selena Gomez, I will not longer have any troubles, but I'll listen to hers and pretend I understand. Te, amo, Selena. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Sizzles at Jingle Ball in Dallas

It's that time of year again for Jingle Balls at all the pop stations around the country. It's generally a major league assortment of craptastic tunes, but charitable dollars are raised, and along with some of that aurally challenging music comes hotties the likes of Selena Gomez dazzling with their stage wares.

Perhaps no other pop diva has grown up more on stage in this past year than Selena Gomez. What was not too long ago a little girl mall show has now become grown up Selena moving her booty around and working the stage like a wireless headset lip-synching Britney like pro. It's something to behold, and brave screaming teens to see if you can. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Halftime Heat for Thanksgiving Day Football

Okay, I'll be the first to admit that my belusted Latina diva Selena Gomez is not necessarily the perfect match for NFL football. But, Thanksgiving Day football is a big national event which means the whole family is often watching which means big entertainment name which means somebody like Selena Gomez at halftime. And, given the selection, how pleased was I to see the little minx in her showy wardrobe strutting about the field belting out her silly songs.

Lots of bare midriff, cleavage, legs, and other fun parts galore. I raised my hands to signal a touchdown. Six points, Selena. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Getting All Grown Up for Teen Vogue

Some may still see Selena Gomez as the teen Disney starlet. I see (and lust and yearn for) Selena Gomez as the 21-year old getting all grown up but quickly young woman who is getting more and more sextastic by the day. I suppose it started with her turn in Spring Breakers, despite playing the innocent one in the film, she sure did bare a lot of skin.

And the progression just keeps on progressing to the point now that even appearing in the G-rated Teen Vogue magazine, Selena is going to be showing off some cleavage as part of her mature persona. I like it. I love it actually, and I simply can't wait to see what happens in 2014 with our belusted Latina diva. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Flaunts Her Hotness In Magazine and On the Red Carpet

Talk about your double dipping sextastica. Selena Gomez created one wicked hot pictorial for Flaunt magazine in a wig and looking all kinds of boudoir alluring.

Then she went and backed up the magazine work by showing up to the launch party for the spread in a wide open cleavy dress that absolutely stole the red carpet for the event. Talk about getting all grown up but quickly. Passion inducing magazine pictorial and cleavetastic coming out party. Selena Gomez, my desire to cover you in cotton candy then tongue bathe you until we remove all the sticky has never been higher. Wow, I'm pretty sure I just ruined something beautiful. Enjoy.