Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Has Nice Legs, Pumps Her Own Gas, She Should Be Mine

That's really all I ask for in a woman. Nice legs, independent when it comes to the little things. I suppose an insatiable sexual appetite and a strong willingness not to judge performance fall in there somewhere too, but I could live without the latter for those sweet sweet legs.

Selena Gomez may not be tall, but she has some wicked gams she likes to show off when out and about. She may be feeling a little left behind in the pop music circuit as her peers are humping poles and taking off their clothes, but Selena seems happy with her middle ground of being cute sextastic and only sort of not so bad. It's working for me. It takes all kinds of hot women to make this world go round, not just the pole humpers (though they do have a special place in my heart as well). Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Leggy for Adidas

Another sign that Selena Gomez is getting all grown up. A real life commercial photoshoot. In this case, for Adidas NEO, which I assume is Adidas that looks great on belusted hottie divas like Selena.

Not exactly sure it's designed for sweaty workouts, though I must admit I am getting a bit sweaty checking out Selena in this promotional pictorial. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Selena Gomez Groped, Laura Fraser Lesbionic, Amy Smart Topless, and Much Much More

 

The finding of the readers, if you will, our weekly Reader Finds. The first of the autumnal season and the celebrity clothes are falling. Get it? Because... never mind. The point is, not only have all of you not slowed down in your communal offerings, you've sped up, maybe emailing fast to keep the nip of the change of seasons at bay by way of sending nip pics, or maybe we're just getting ever closer to the generous spirit time of year, but this week, oh, boy, you did not disappoint.

This week's Reader Finds includes a candid shot of Selena Gomez being groped by a mysterious hand in Milan (thank you to EgoReader 'Yorch' for this unique shot), Amber Heard wicked hot in Angeleno magazine (blessings from 'Mary'), Sigourney Weaver topless in a way back film role (transmitted by 'Devon'), the visually talented Paulina Porizkova topless in one bad movie (much obliged, 'Steven H.'), Marisa Tomei topless in the great film The Wrestler (Tomei ta-ta's provided by 'Ian'), Maria Bello memorable full frontal sextastic from H.O.V. (skinematically served up by 'Trush'), devilishly hot Amy Smart topless in her infamous onscreen role (tubes of Smart via 'Perry'), Natalie Hall topless on the silver screen (kudos to 'Bengie'), Melani Paul topless in yet another 90's film (delivered to the doorstep by 'Nikko'), Emma Williamson topless and dramatic (theatrically planted by 'Roger G.'), Kristen Bell in a sports tank top looking hot on camera (Bell-iciousness served up by 'Stoney'), Michelle Marsh candidly topless sunbathing (fully loaded funbags sent to us by 'Ray'), Sarah Shahi upskirt on CBS' Person of Interest (capped benevolently by 'Jordan T.'), Amy Markham topless in a foreign edition of FHM (treats provided by 'Mad Dawg'), maybe more pictures of Amy Markham topless from a hardcore adult vid or just a lookalike (EgoReader 'Dan' swears this is the very same Amy pre-work, can't say for sure), and last, but never least, it's Laura Fraser who plays Lydia on Breaking Bad in a topless lesbionic scene for the BBC show Lip Service. Heisenberg! Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Back in Black Sextastic for Milan Fashion Week

It's always fashion week somewhere in the world, and while my very favorite Cleveland Fashion Week remains sparsely attended, places like Milan are hopping with the happening set, including the likes of our highly belused Latina diva Selena Gomez, in some kind of wrapped black strap dress that showed an ample amount of cleavage and let to some serious unbuckling type fantasies.

I'm not saying I know one iota about fashion, I am saying that Selena looks like she would if her angry parents were banging at my door demanding to see their daughter and I had to cover her modesty up quickly with duct tape. I'm that kind of gentleman. Selena, call me, I have fashion forward ideas. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Leggy Show in the Streets of Milan

Oh, to see Selena Gomez walking down the street in my general direction flashing legs. I suppose it helps to live in a city like Milan, where Selena has been in concert, and hanging around at night showing off her minxy gams. Short but ever so sweet and growing up so fast. I can't help but think she could use a male escort who speaks exactly six words in Italian like myself.

Te amo, Selena, and your sweet stems. Enjoy.

I Officially Approve of the New Selena Gomez Concert Wardrobe

I know our belusted Latina diva Selena Gomez was awaiting my official response to her new wide-legged shorts get up in her current European concert tour, and while I can't officially say what I do or do not see up her shorts, I give my thumbs up. Yes, that is my thumb.

In a day and age when her musical peers are flashing skin in a more obvious fashion, Selena has figured out a sly middle ground where she looks like an innocent musical starlet, but I'm pretty sure we are seeing some things you wouldn't want your daughter showing off in public. Well, unless your a stage mom like Miley's or Lindsay's. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Goes Leather Shorts (and Maybe a Naughty Peek) to Make Us Suffer in London

This new trend toward leather, well, it may not be good for the local bovines, but it's certainly a pleasant surprise for the gentleman oglers who happen to delight in form fitting skins just barely covering the skin of belusted little hotties like Selena Gomez.

We've seen Victoria Justice and Taylor Swift in similar garb on stage in recent times, now it's Selena's turn in London to show off a little bit of her minxy body strutting about the stage in leather. I can't possibly imagine what she's singing or singing about, and I could care less. Give me some binoculars to check out what Selena might be flashing beneath her leather shorts and some ear plugs and maybe a Mickey's Big Mouth and I would call it a very wonderful evening at Selena's concert. Enjoy.