Egotastic
Okay, I've never seen heard or perceived of the Nickelodeon show Big Time Rush before. I've never listened to a song from, or attended a concert by, the boy band that is either sparked from the show, or that the show was sparked from, or whatever the hybrid reality media story is behind this Viacom craptastic invention.
However, today that all changes. Teenage considerations aside, the female co-stars of Big Time Rush took to the beaches of Cali for a promotional bikini photoshoot that highlighted the sole, or soles, reason to take a peek every now into this Nick 'tween cookie cutternes.
Denyse Tontz, Kelli Goss, and Savannah Jayde. Yes, they sound like strippers, but, please, they're just teen Nick hotties in bikinis, so, be kind. And, enjoy.
Savannah Jayde and Rachael Kathryn Bell Bikini Pictures for the Next Generation of Hottieville
One of these girls is eighteen, the other not quite yet. One is featured on a Disney show, one a Nick show, and I can't exactly remember which is which. The more important part is that Savannah Jayde and Rachael Kathryn Bell represent two of the large fold of future sextastic celebrities, showing off a solid forecast with their bikini romping at the beach over the weekend.
A good farmer doesn't just plant and harvest today's crops, he's planning many cycles ahead. So too at Egotastic! are we digging deep for a preview of many good visuals to come. We are the farmers of the faptastic and we take our responsibility quite seriously. Enjoy.