Some of my favorite moments in life have occurred within the German borders, oh, those randy Bavarian girls and their leather fetishes, but I share too much now. I feel a special kinship to Deutschland, and, more importantly, to the often under-appreciated sextastic thespianics of the Teutonic variety. Take for instance, young German actress, Saralisa Volm, exhibiting her finer positions in Nerve magazine, all hot and topless and bothered and bent-over. Well, I think that deserves some kind of medal of Egotastic! or something be bestowed upon this young dramatist and pinned upon her supple behind. With vigor. Twice of thrice. Enjoy.