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Flashback: Sarah Palin Full-Bodied in the Miss Alaska Pageant

By Jon | September 22, 2011 @ 11:23 am

Couple things come to mind when taking a flashback peek at Sarah Palin in this uncovered photos from her Miss Alaska run in 1984. Well, first, yeah, Alaska likes their ladies quite real and meaty. Second, yeah, I kind of recall that Michigan basketball star Glen Rice also liked his ladies real and meaty back in the day. Hmm, that's quite a coincidence. Enjoy.

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Sarah Palin: Sexy Legs in Short Shorts

By phil | November 17, 2008 @ 11:18 am

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Now that the election's over, it seems like we're seeing more of Sarah Palin than ever. Well, at least she's trying to make that the case, since she totally wants to run for President in four years. So, because she wants to be all Presidential now, while she was in Florida for the Republican Governors convention, Sarah Palin took some time to relax in her short shorts, and showed off what are actualy soe pretty sexy legs.

Now, I know some people don't like it when a qualified woman is reduced to being a sexual object for the enjoyment of men. But it's okay, because Sarah Palin isn't qualified.

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Sarah Palin is a Porn Star (Sorta)

By phil | October 14, 2008 @ 11:22 am

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Does Sarah Palin have a secret porn past? No, actually, she doesn't. And while those Sarah Palin swimsuit pictures were real, these aren't. Well, they are real, but that's not Sarah Palin, obviously. It's porn star Lisa Ann, playing a certain Alaskan governor in the upcoming (pun intended) porn flick, Nailin' Paylin. Now, you can debate if she looks as much like Sarah Palin as Tina Fey does, but one thing's for sure, that's going to be one popular porno.

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Sarah Palin Swimsuit Pictures are Debate Night Prep

By phil | October 2, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

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Well, it's debate night tonight, and you know what that means... Sarah Palin swimsuit pictures! Okay, so Sarah Palin probably won't be wearing a bikini tonight, but that would definitely make for a more interesting debate, especially considering that tonight's debate format doesn't allow for rebuttal, or direct questions between the candidates. But you didn't come here for all that political crap, did you? Hence the Sarah Palin swimsuit pictures.

And don't forget about Sarah Palin's swimsuit video.

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Sarah Palin Swimsuit Video from the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant

By phil | September 29, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

She may not know shit about foreign policy, but one thing's for sure, Sarah Palin had a nice ass. Now, you may think these comments are sexist, and don't treat Sarah Palin with the respect due a Vice-Presidential candidate, and maybe you're right, but you can't argue that this is Sarah Palin in a swimsuit, parading around so that people can literally judge how nice of an ass she has. Frankly, I bet McCain wishes there was a swimsuit competition in this election, because the question/answer portion of the show isn't Palin's strength.