Egotastic
I can't believe it'd finally over. The tuxedos have been put away, the red carpets rolled-up, the cinematic snobbery, well, that actually isn't going anywhere. But the Cannes Film Festival finally ended after it's 10-day or so run of celebrity hotties watching movies about dudes in foreign languages searching for kites, or shoes, or their uncle.
But it went out with a bang, at the closing evening event, in large part, or parts, to Belgian actress Virginie Efira, who was all kinds of cleavetastic in a dress cut so low it doubled as socks. And we loved it. And made Virginie a name we will not soon forget. In addition to this Flemish funbag wonder, other highlights of the closing ceremonies include Kylie Minogue, veteran diva flashing some cleave, and a refined hot looking Andie MacDowell playing dressed-up mama bird to her teen ingenue daughter, Sarah-Margaret Qualley, and given me some mother-daughter fantasies that certainly must be illegal in most every industrialized nation. But, fun. Enjoy.
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Form a Mother-Daughter Model Fantasy of the Mind
Let me say this, imagining making the sexy with a mother and daughter is some kind of crazy taboo fantasy better left unspoken in polite company. Throw in the fact that the daughter is still a couple months away from legal in the Golden State, and I wouldn't even mention it to my probation officer in passing. And, yet...
Seeing veteran model Andie MacDowell and her younger model daughter, Sarah Qualley strutting down the streets of Venice, well, it was only a matter of time (3.2 seconds) before our minds were racing with all sorts of possibilities of dating the mom when daughter accidentally walks in on us mid 9 1/2 Weeks taste testing in the kitchen or the dangerous love triangle that forms when mom finds out we are dating her too young daughter and feels a mixture of jealousy and a need to do whatever it takes to make us quit seeing her daughter. What could possibly go wrong? Enjoy.
SARAH QUALLEY'S FIRST BIG MONEY MODELING GIG AT SIXTEEN