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Irina Shayk Sideboob and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Guess The Sideboob
Irina Shayk new photoshoot Read More »
After Party
Cameron Diaz late night bash Read More »
Cutting it Close
Lindsay Lohan barely completes her probation Read More »

Sarah Hyland almost wardrobe malfunction. (HuffPo)

The new Miss America. (FoxNews)

Kristen Stewart has a new job. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan cuts it close. (TMZ)

Irina Shayk sideboob photoshoot. (Popoholic)

The dream. (TheChive)

Cameron Diaz looks good in blue. (Celebuzz)

Sarah Hyland Can Get Drunk and Other Things to Ogle

Birthday Babe
Sara Hyland celebrates her birthday Read More »
Hero Hotness
Eliza Dushku still looks great Read More »
Hebrew School Hottie
Look out for Ari Graynor Read More »

Ari Graynor is the newest Hebrew School Hottie. (HuffPo)

Jessica Simpson cashes in to lose the curves. (FoxNews)

Scarlett Johansson on hits up Letterman. (GossipCenter)

Sarah Hyland turns 21. (Celebuzz)

Eliza Dushki is my hero. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan gets robbed. (TMZ)

Brooke Mueller back in rehab. (GossipCop

Sarah Hyland Bikini Pictures Monumental in ‘Modern Family’

Who can not lust Sarah Hyland, the early 20-something playing teen on Modern Family who is ever so slowly peeking out of her G-rated cover to provide bits and pieces of skin-hotness. The sextastic little brunette flashed just a bit of wonderments on last night's Modern Family, a bit of bikini wardrobe spectacular that has fanboys drooling into their Cap'n Crunch and Lactaid bowls this morning. We just had to share with those who haven't already added these photos to their stalking Sarah Hyland closets (our own stalking closet is magnificent and we can imagine will even impress the legal authorities at some point down the road).

It's been a wonderful day for celebrity sextastic here, with Sarah Hyland bikini pictures a nice bit of icing on the hotness cake. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and Katy Perry Bring Low-Cut Heat to American Music Awards Sextastic Roundup

Okay, we've already kind of spoken our peace about the celebration of the musical arts b.s. that the American Music Awards and all music award shows claim to be. And, no, we're not music snobs, because half of this craptastic pop music we actually like, but when we listen to it, we know it's the Doritos chips equivalent of audio excellence. It's junk food for the ears. But when Uncle John is in town from Humboldt County, oh, how we crave that junk food.

In contrast, what we do take quite seriously is the bevy of beauties these award shows bring out; divas of all shapes, sizes, backgrounds, origins, and auto-tuned pre-recorded levels that share one thing in common -- we want very badly to make the sexy with them backstage in a closet.

This year's American Music Awards awards for noteworthy excellence in the area of wood making included Selena Gomez, who really stole the show tonight, despite the omnipresence of her 90-lbs of goof tied to her arm, Katy Perry, who has now not shown us her boobs for four full years, Taylor Swift, who still always looks like she's trying to see into the Close Encounters alien ship when the doors open up and the aliens descend (but we still want to make many babies with her), Jennifer Lopez who put on a 40-something body show for the ages, Christina Aguilera, who has seen some hard times, but bonus points for bringing the cleavetastic, Jennifer Hudson and her new bodacious body, Albanian import Bleona Qereti who dropped some silly amounts of boobtastic, ever hot Vanessa Minillo, and non-singers Sarah Hyland and Audrina Patridge who just rev our engines in entirely different ways.

Not a bad showing, AMA's, at least in the area of the visual arts. Enjoy.

Future Hotties of Hollywood Gather For Teen Vogue’s Young Celebrity Shindig

The NFL has the college ranks. MLB, the minor leagues. And sexy celebrities' Hottieville has the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party, the magazine's annual event to honor the future ogle-worthy candidates of Tinsel Town Tomorrow, featuring the younger celebs just breaking it on a show or two or three today, guaranteed (not quite) to be on your futures sextastic list come age of legal tender and such.

Though not technically a teen any longer, Sarah Hyland wins my prize (and my lower heart lust strings) for hottie of the evening, a veritable red carpet of coming of age genetic superiors that included Christa Allen, Claire Holt, Hailee Steinfeld, Jessica Lowndes, Megan Park, Rachel Fox, and Stella Hudgens (Vanessa's younger sister). Remember these names if you do not know them yet; you will be seeing much of all of them in the coming years I highly suspect. Enjoy.

How Lucky Can One Man Be? Sarah Hyland Helps Me Answer

You know you're living right when they open a Chick-fil-A (mmm) down the block from you and minxy sexy Sarah Hyland shows up to chow down on a chicken sandwich on Opening Day. In my mind, somewhere, I'm thinking this is almost nearly as good as sex.

Thank you for sharing in my personal happiness.

Weekend Links

Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini. (Celebuzz)

Sarah Hyland, Lea Michele catfight. (HuffPo)

Elizabeth Olsen talks about getting naked on film. (FoxNews)

Miley Cyrus and the best leaked nude celebrity photos. (Ranker)

This girl can seriously work the pole. (CollegeHumor)

Anna Paquin see-through workout top. (Celebuzz)

The majestical underboob. (TheChive)