Sarah Hyland

Imagine Going to Work with Sofia Vergara and Sarah Hyland Each Day

Now, far be it for me to complain about the co-ed employment sites around this office. Between my six-fingered assistant Gretchen, who was in fact named the hottest girl in grade school in a repeated guttural mumblings from the skeezy school janitor who used to let her handle his mop when nobody was looking, to Qaaea, our Myanmar petite sweetie voted Tech Department’s Most Likely to Lose Their Virginity by Age 30 (in an albeit underwhelming competition). So, we got the lookers.

Yet, going to work on the set of Modern Family would mean hanging with Sudamericana veteran sextastic Sofia Vergara and her young protege, the divinely sweet Sarah Hyland, just a couple working gals who present constant visual delights for their co-workers throughout the day. Personally, I’d probably find myself becoming far less productive, unless that is my job title was changed to Sr. VP of Wanking. Just saying. Enjoy.

Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Funbags To Lead Sextastic Celebrity Twitpic Roundup

Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week’s edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can’t get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.

This week’s roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she’s the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more…

All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy

84th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet Arrivals: Just the Hotties

The hotties are here!  The hotties are here!

Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz, Stacy Keibler, and many more…

Academy Award Red Carpet Arrivals as they come in from in front of the Kodak theater. Keep checking back throughout the day as the line of Hollywood’s sexiest comes down the scarlet walkway decked out to be ogle. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland Bikini Pictures Are Like Dying and Going to Cutie Bikini Heaven

We must give it up for Ocean Pacific in their selection of super little hotties Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland for their latest pictorial pimping because it gave us the chance to check out the two uber-cuties in their little bikinis filming commercials over the weekend on the Venice Beach Boardwalk.

And as sextastic as these two little minxes are in their bikinis, something about those roller skates takes it to a new level. I don’t care if it’s the waitress on skates, Rollergirl in Boogie Nights, or just Olivia Newton John in Xanadu (yeah, my tastes are eclectic), but hot girls on shoes with wheels, just a tad bit hotter. Enjoy.

Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie and Others at the SAG Awards

Irina Shayk Sideboob and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Sarah Hyland almost wardrobe malfunction. (HuffPo)

The new Miss America. (FoxNews)

Kristen Stewart has a new job. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan cuts it close. (TMZ)

Irina Shayk sideboob photoshoot. (Popoholic)

The dream. (TheChive)

Cameron Diaz looks good in blue. (Celebuzz)

Sarah Hyland Can Get Drunk and Other Things to Ogle

Ari Graynor is the newest Hebrew School Hottie. (HuffPo)

Jessica Simpson cashes in to lose the curves. (FoxNews)

Scarlett Johansson on hits up Letterman. (GossipCenter)

Sarah Hyland turns 21. (Celebuzz)

Eliza Dushki is my hero. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan gets robbed. (TMZ)

Brooke Mueller back in rehab. (GossipCop