Okay, before you freak out, while Sarah Hyland plays a teen on television, she is 21 years of age as of last November. Also, I think you know our own view on the fact that somebody can work double full time, make a bundle, support their family, and still not be able to legally drink a beer is rather ridiculous. On the other hand, the smoking, well, we’d prefer Sarah orally fixate on the living stick. Crude, but less dangerous.
The point being, we have a little thing for little Sarah Hyland, and we want her around for a long time to come looking her finest, not that she doesn’t deserve her fun at the wrap party for Modern Family where she was indulging in some vices, but nothing St. Patrick himself wouldn’t have been doing right along side her. Enjoy.
Now, far be it for me to complain about the co-ed employment sites around this office. Between my six-fingered assistant Gretchen, who was in fact named the hottest girl in grade school in a repeated guttural mumblings from the skeezy school janitor who used to let her handle his mop when nobody was looking, to Qaaea, our Myanmar petite sweetie voted Tech Department’s Most Likely to Lose Their Virginity by Age 30 (in an albeit underwhelming competition). So, we got the lookers.
Yet, going to work on the set of Modern Family would mean hanging with Sudamericana veteran sextastic Sofia Vergara and her young protege, the divinely sweet Sarah Hyland, just a couple working gals who present constant visual delights for their co-workers throughout the day. Personally, I’d probably find myself becoming far less productive, unless that is my job title was changed to Sr. VP of Wanking. Just saying. Enjoy.
Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week’s edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can’t get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.
This week’s roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she’s the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more…
All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy
The hotties are here! The hotties are here!
Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz, Stacy Keibler, and many more…
Academy Award Red Carpet Arrivals as they come in from in front of the Kodak theater. Keep checking back throughout the day as the line of Hollywood’s sexiest comes down the scarlet walkway decked out to be ogle. Enjoy.
We must give it up for Ocean Pacific in their selection of super little hotties Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland for their latest pictorial pimping because it gave us the chance to check out the two uber-cuties in their little bikinis filming commercials over the weekend on the Venice Beach Boardwalk.
And as sextastic as these two little minxes are in their bikinis, something about those roller skates takes it to a new level. I don’t care if it’s the waitress on skates, Rollergirl in Boogie Nights, or just Olivia Newton John in Xanadu (yeah, my tastes are eclectic), but hot girls on shoes with wheels, just a tad bit hotter. Enjoy.
Sarah Hyland almost wardrobe malfunction. (HuffPo)
The new Miss America. (FoxNews)
Kristen Stewart has a new job. (GossipCenter)
Lindsay Lohan cuts it close. (TMZ)
Irina Shayk sideboob photoshoot. (Popoholic)
The dream. (TheChive)
Cameron Diaz looks good in blue. (Celebuzz)