We do so love the fun time daughter hottie Sarah Hyland from Modern Family. Maybe it’s her innocent good looks, her youthful invigoration, or just the fact that she’s probably seen Sofia Vergara changing her clothes before, but Sarah gets our motors revving well into the vaunted red zone.
Preparing her thespianic craft on the set of the show this week, Sarah showed a little pushed up cleavage beneath her top and a whole lot of long leg for a sextastic shorty and once again reminded us why we’d like to dine with her at Chick-Fil-A until we were almost too stuffed to make mad greasy love together after. Oh, the unctuous oozing mess we would leave behind. Sarah doth inspire. Enjoy.
Let’s be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we’re on the ‘watch list’ at the front door.
The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.
Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.
And while we have to give a generally ‘tame’ rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you’re going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we’d like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.
On the one hand, we want to adore and worship and hold-dear all that is young Sarah Hyland, our better angels. On the other hand, we want to ravage, ravish, and otherwise reduce ourselves to begging for a cat o’ nine tails lashing from the sextastic Modern Family starlet. And after seeing these cleavetastic photos of Sarah from last night’s L.A. premiere of Struck by Lightening, well, our lesser angels definitely have the upper hand.
Ever since meeting Sarah we’ve had a lust crush of semi-indecent proportions, and the lust merely grows stronger as the young thespianic transforms into full-fledged grown actress hottie. Will we survive the full transformation? Yeah, probably not. But we’ll die happy. Enjoy.
I will confess to you, I know little about Glamaholic magazine. Unless it has pretty deep NFL fantasy coverage, it’s probably not a periodical I peruse deeply. But what I do know is deep and profound lust for Sarah Hyland, the petite Modern Family starlet who continues to show hotness versatility in this pictorial showing her looking all decked out and all grown up. As much as we ever hope and even at times pray for nekkidness, sometimes, we do appreciate a hot young actress made-up for the women’s magazines. It’s always a good exercise for the imagination muscles.
Thank you, Santa. Enjoy.
Thank you kindly to EgoReader ‘Ben E.’ who knows how the young actress (but not so young, so quit writing us letters you people for a decent world) Sarah Hyland warms and tingles our cockles in this winter time and gladly passed on these glorious stills from Modern Family depicting the minxy little thespianic in some criminally teasy poses.
Now, the booking room at the police station may be new to our private time fantasies, most likely due to the personal experiences we’ve had over the years in that particular venue, but mixing Sarah Hyland, some handcuffs, a thumbprint ink pad, and a whole lots of desire, I think we could probably work something out. Enjoy.
Technically, I think Victoria Justice is the only teen among the trio, and even at that she hits the big 2-0 come February, but still hard to deny the youthful exuberance and sextastic on display last night at Teen Vogue’s Young Hollywood party. We have to give it up to Teen Vogue, personally, we’ve been trying for years to come up with a ruse to get tons of nubile Hottieville residents to get decked out and show up to our place for some fake awards and such.
Nevertheless, show they did, and in addition to Victoria Justice, who has broken our hearts a bit by refusing to ever show anything flesh-wise worthy of an independently wealthy 19-year old in Hollywood, we got to feast our peepers upon Aussie hottie Phoebe Tonkin and ever preciously perky Sarah Hyland from Modern Family, American Idol contestant Pia Toscano, and hottie pop music girl, Jo-Jo Levesque. Now, that’s a party. A teen party. A hot teen party with pillows and spankings and… okay, got a bit carried away there. Enjoy.