I’m still not quite sure how Sarah Hyland gets her perky little pair pressed up to such square footage cleavage wise, but I guess sometimes not knowing the magic trick is key to enjoying the sorcery. And with Sarah Hyland and anything boobtastic, the power of the mystical runs quite strong.
Sarah was out last night at the Call Me Crazy film premiere and the girl really is starting to become the woman of note at many of these events. The whole package really. Like seeing our baby girl all grown up. I’d cry if I wasn’t so horny. Enjoy.
You know, as far as I’m concerned, there need not be more than two to three perfumes in this world. If you want to wear one, fine, but why the need for 10,000 different options? It’s like food items at Taco Bell. We just need three on the menu, they all pretty much taste the same. Having said that, if it weren’t for the long, full line of celebrity promoted stanks, we wouldn’t get to see the likes of minxy little Sarah Hyland making the most of her modest chest on the red carpet pushing some merchandising aroma.
Sarah is most definitely part of our not-really-a-teen dream time fun times so any chance to see her out, flashing some cleavage, well it’s worth it even if some ladies have to waste some money on yet another scent made in the exact same factory in Utah that all the others are. Enjoy.
We do so love the fun time daughter hottie Sarah Hyland from Modern Family. Maybe it’s her innocent good looks, her youthful invigoration, or just the fact that she’s probably seen Sofia Vergara changing her clothes before, but Sarah gets our motors revving well into the vaunted red zone.
Preparing her thespianic craft on the set of the show this week, Sarah showed a little pushed up cleavage beneath her top and a whole lot of long leg for a sextastic shorty and once again reminded us why we’d like to dine with her at Chick-Fil-A until we were almost too stuffed to make mad greasy love together after. Oh, the unctuous oozing mess we would leave behind. Sarah doth inspire. Enjoy.
Let’s be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we’re on the ‘watch list’ at the front door.
The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.
Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.
And while we have to give a generally ‘tame’ rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you’re going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we’d like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.
On the one hand, we want to adore and worship and hold-dear all that is young Sarah Hyland, our better angels. On the other hand, we want to ravage, ravish, and otherwise reduce ourselves to begging for a cat o’ nine tails lashing from the sextastic Modern Family starlet. And after seeing these cleavetastic photos of Sarah from last night’s L.A. premiere of Struck by Lightening, well, our lesser angels definitely have the upper hand.
Ever since meeting Sarah we’ve had a lust crush of semi-indecent proportions, and the lust merely grows stronger as the young thespianic transforms into full-fledged grown actress hottie. Will we survive the full transformation? Yeah, probably not. But we’ll die happy. Enjoy.