Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Mega-Pimping in Hot Vegas Weekend

Wowzer. We usually do some kind of competition on Monday mornings for hottest over-the-weekend Vegas celebrity pimpstress, but why even bother setting up an opponent for Sara Jean Underwood in her bikini at the Encore Beach Club in Sin City on Saturday. That boobtastic, that wicked hot dumper, all barely packed into a skimpy little bikini; it was enough to inflate more than just the promotional beach balls she was handling.

There's something special about Sara Jean Underwood, and as soon as I finish my thirty year long investigation deep into the matter, I shall let you know what it is. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Sara Jean Underwood Nekkid Yoga, Selena Gomez Nipple Pokes, Kelly Brook Bikini Uber-Hotness, and Much Much More…

 

Yep, it's my very favorite time of the week, the time when on this 4/20 holiday, much like the weedies that will be joining forces in fields of clover to communally smoke a bowl, we all come to together to collective puff some hotties, courtesy of our more than generous reader contributions.

This week's Reader Finds include Sara Jean Underwood doing nekkid yoga, Selena Gomez with a nipple poke, Kelly Brook in a classically bodacious bikini photoshoot, a double shot of Aussie love with Lauren Vickers nekkid in the Bunny mag and Phoebe Tonkin in a very sexy set of photos, Adriana Lima see-through a decade ago, Ariana Grande almost almost nipple slipping, Rosie Jones most definitely without clothes, a nekkid shot of Lea Seydoux that quite possible actually isn't Lea Seydoux, Estella Warren doing topless advertisements overseas, and Euro-supermodels Hana Jirickov and Dioni Tabbers wicked naughty hotness. It's like an endless bowl of hotness.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Self-Published Hotness from Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Katy Perry, and Much More…

What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.

Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Candace Bailey, Shakira, The Michalka Sisters, and Much Much More…

Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.  

This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can't even list it all. It's a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Classic Bedroom Sizzles for American Icon (VIDEO)

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(Thanks to EgoReader 'Thomas J.' for helping feed our fix for more Sara Jean Underwood in her underwear this week.)

When it rains, it pours, and this week it is most definitely pouring Sara Jean Underwood hotness. We're still recovering from an extended look at Sara Jean in her Me in My Place sextacular boudoir tease pictorial, and now we get a chance to reach back in the Way Back machine, well, just a couple years, to see the minxy fox getting all kinds of bedroom saucy for a photoshoot for American Icon. It is ever so wicked hot.

Is it possible to overdose on Sara Jean Underwood hotness? We'll let you know in a couple hours. Please, don't knock. Enjoy.

P.S. Check out the video then work your way through 40 of these utterly hot photos from the shoot. Make a day of it, treat yourself to some wine, some romantic music, and your finest carpal tunnel syndom wrist support.

Sara Jean Underwood Amazingly Fully Sextastic Boudoir Set from ‘Me in My Place’

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Who knew that that amazing pictorial of the minxish delight, Sara Jean Underwood, in her panties and little underthings showing off her various places in Esquire magazine last week was but a teaser, an appetizer if you will for the fully-released sextacular catalog of bedroom photos? Okay, I mean, we did, but we do so love surprises.

So, surprise! Sara Jean Underwood in dozens and dozens of the most amazing (barely clothed) views of the ridiculously hot petite buxom blonde we've ever seen. It's like a Springtime wonderland of cotton goodness, in stretches, poses, and bodily reveals that will likely kill several of you, but such is the price we pay for unadulterated lust.

Takes your time, flip through these photos with blessed anticipation of the next, and, for the love of god, make sure you lock your door. Enjoy.

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Sara Jean Underwood Strips To Her Underwear In Her Sexy Place

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Given that this is Masters weekend, a little golf analogy is mightily in order. So let's call this bit of Sara Jean Underwood magnificence a hole in one. 

Our very favorite magazine feature, 'Me in My Place', from the good and girl loving folks at Esquire has just driven it straight and true with the bedroom undies addition of the luscious minx, Sara Jean, to their fake boudoir scenery. Sara Jean Underwood is all kinds of bendable and hot and has no apparent bad sides, just a 360 of body delicious that we'd like to carve into a statue using only our anatomical chisel.

Wow. And, damn. And, most of all..enjoy.