I feel like Santa hitting the mailbox around Yuletide, and, no not just because my belly rolls when I laugh and I smell of mulled wine 24×7, but because of our overflowing mailbox with present-related requests, granted, the presents requested are more nekkid picture of Sara Jean Underwood from her amazing Playboy yoga series, and, let’s also be real, all these letters are from the ‘naughty boy’ section.
But who are we to deny the spirit of giving with only eight months until Christmas, hence, feast your peepers upon the hot nekkid minx, Sara Jean Underwood, demonstrating the ‘Shoulder Stand with Plow Pose’. I guarantee it’ll have you feeling fertile. Enjoy.
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Vanity isn’t just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it’s now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say ‘Damn, I’m fine, the world needs to see some of this.’ Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects — themselves — which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.
This week’s sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.
We’ve been seeing quite a bit of the sextastic minx Sara Jean Underwood of late, but quite a bit just isn’t nearly enough for this alluring hottie.
In her brand new pictorial for Men’s Fitness magazine, the G4TV hostess and former Bunny shows off an entirely new and outrageous level of hotness, all kinds of boxer sweaty and sideboob hot at the gym. Sometimes, a little bit of clothing can be quite a tease, and this is, no doubt, a very little bit of clothing.
Sara Jean Underwood has got a special gift for bringing warm feelings to men (and you ladies out there we know our ogling quietly right alongside us). We hope she never forsakes her special gift. Enjoy.
When we brought you Sara Jean Underwood nekkid Playboy yoga workout posing in the Downward Dog position, we thought it was pretty hot, you guys thought it was crazy hot, and you’ve been banging our gongs ever since for more.
So, welcome to the super hot minxtress, Sara Jean, in Warrior pose and Reverse Warrior, the combination of two will surely seal your defeat, or at least your need to privately recover in the bathroom. I feel the burn already. Enjoy.
P.S. You can see the video HERE.
Wowzer. We usually do some kind of competition on Monday mornings for hottest over-the-weekend Vegas celebrity pimpstress, but why even bother setting up an opponent for Sara Jean Underwood in her bikini at the Encore Beach Club in Sin City on Saturday. That boobtastic, that wicked hot dumper, all barely packed into a skimpy little bikini; it was enough to inflate more than just the promotional beach balls she was handling.
There’s something special about Sara Jean Underwood, and as soon as I finish my thirty year long investigation deep into the matter, I shall let you know what it is. Enjoy.
Yep, it’s my very favorite time of the week, the time when on this 4/20 holiday, much like the weedies that will be joining forces in fields of clover to communally smoke a bowl, we all come to together to collective puff some hotties, courtesy of our more than generous reader contributions.
This week’s Reader Finds include Sara Jean Underwood doing nekkid yoga, Selena Gomez with a nipple poke, a double shot of Aussie love with Lauren Vickers nekkid in the Bunny mag and Phoebe Tonkin in a very sexy set of photos, Adriana Lima see-through a decade ago, Ariana Grande almost almost nipple slipping, Rosie Jones most definitely without clothes, a nekkid shot of Lea Seydoux that quite possible actually isn’t Lea Seydoux, Estella Warren doing topless advertisements overseas, and Euro-supermodels Hana Jirickov and Dioni Tabbers wicked naughty hotness. It’s like an endless bowl of hotness.
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What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.
Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.