Sara Jean Underwood
My doctor says I need to start taking my health seriously, and considering he only knows maybe a third of the bad shizz I do to myself on a daily basis (who tells their doctor the truth?) I figured adding a little exercise routine to kick off the work week made a great deal of sense. Of course, I’m not going to exert myself, that just seems so old-fashioned, living in the digital age of Egotastic! when we can get supremely hot celebrities to raise our heart rates for us. Win-win if you ask me.
This morning why not get straight into the yoga way courtesy of so desperately hot Sara Jean Underwood performing the Upward Plank yoga pose in her Playboy exercise video. Now, the thing about yoga is that every single pose sounds kind of boring, until you add “as demonstrated by Sara Jean Underwood nekkid’ then it becomes a thing. A hot body exposing stretchy wonderful thing.
Can you feel the burn? Enjoy.
Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
It’s something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can’t stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can’t get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there’d be no Egotastic!
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O’Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.
Our poor mailman, Not So Speedy Delivery, has been inundated with sacks and sacks of letters from EgoReaders demanding more Sara Jean Underwood nekkid yoga poses from her Playboy venture. For some reason, there’s been a sudden uptick in interest in yoga among men. It must be the cute little roll-up mats.
Well, today, feast your athletically inclined peepers upon the ‘Camel Pose’ as the minxy hot and entirely without clothing Sara Jean Underwood shows you that not all camels on Egotastic! require stretch pants to be awesome. Enjoy.
Sara Jean Underwood Nekkid Yoga Pose-Off: The Bridge vs. The Eagle in Epic Contortion Showdown (You Get to Vote!)
I honestly can’t remember a time here on Egotastic! where we got flooded with more fan mail, and just one or two little boxes with ticking sounds inside, insisting, pleading, begging, and downright offers of bizarre anatomic acts in order to see more of the minx-mazing body hotness of Sara Jean Underwood and her nekkid yoga posing from Playboy.
And, since we’re bowing to the unruly mob, why not turn this into a chance to first-ever test out our user voting polls to see if you can decide betwixt awesome and more awesome as Sara Jean Underwood presents both the nekkid Eagle pose and the nekkid Bridge post. It’s yogatastic.