Sanaa Lathan

Ali Larter and Zoe Saldana Lead a Gaggle of Celebrity Hotties at The Veuve Clicquot Polo Party

It's sort of been a long term dream that one day all my hottie celeb favorites show up in their Sunday best for my Polo party, only Veuve Clicquot seems to have already stolen my idea, not to mention the hotties, and I don't really have access to a Polo field like they do, or the horses, or mallets even, save for my collection of battery-powered authentic light sabers, so, yeah, I got beat to the punch one more time. The good news is, we can still all enjoy a solid leer at the sextastic ladies who made the Veuve event, including desperately MILFtastic Ali Larter, lusciously lean Zoe Saldana, forever hot Camilla Belle, underrated Jaime King, the sultry and boobtastic Sanaa Lathan, and Rachel Zoe, who I really don't know at all, but I'd consider spending some time with in a broom closet becoming new buddies.

Enjoy your girls of Polo.

Marion Cotillard And Her New MILF Bosom Lead List of Hotties at Contagion Premiere

Well, it's time for your first Oscar contender release of the Fall movie season, Contagion, I think it's loosely based on Bethany, this cheerleader girl who went to my high school whose dad was the uptight local minister but she somehow managed to give Chlamydia to four of the five starters on our basketball team during the course of one season (small forwards never get any respect). It was kind of like an X-rated version of Footloose going on there for Bethany and her 'gina that magical year.

Anyhow, the U.S. film premiere took place last night and several of my underrated hottie favorites showed up, including the newly milk-a-fied Marion Cotillard, who was hot before, now there's simply just more of her to lust, in all the right places, Olivia Munn, who just shows up everywhere now so that the fanboys can keep their spank bank accounts maxed out, and Sanaa Lathan, a vastly underrated sultry hottie with like ten degrees from colleges or something, so she's likely too smart for me, but remains an unrequited dream girl. Enjoy.

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