Sammy Braddy

Humpday Huzzah! Sammy Braddy Topless Art of Seduction

 

Well, I certainly feel seduced. Long time buxom brunette favorite Sammy Braddy is giving a lesson in the current edition of Zoo magazine on the art of alluring gentleman. You'd think it was a pretty simple art, but if that were the case, then every girl would have millions of men ogling them with extreme desire. But this is not the case. Girls like Sammy Braddy are built for visual wonderments, but they do also possess the unique ability to seduce through the camera. You've all seen the horribly failed amateur candids, so you know what I'm talking about on the flip side.

On Wednesdays, we celebrate the middle of the week with the middle part of some very sextastic ladies fine female forms. Sammy Braddy, seduce away. I've brought my cowboy hat and rain boots. I'm good to go. Huzzah!

(Check out Sammy Braddy on Zoo for more Braddy boobtastic wisdom and goodies.)

Sammy Braddy Topless Bedroom Double Delights Deserve a Boobtastic Trophy

 

Why don't they give out trophies for amazing and stellar funbags? Imagine all the millions of trophies given out for everything imaginable in this world, but no gold cups for the DD cups that bring so much pleasure to so many people daily around this spinning orb. Somebody needs to investigate this. Meanwhile, I'll continue to review the candidates, nominees for most faptastic fine female bodies like Sammy Braddy, capped in this Zoo magazine behind the scenes video, undressing in her boudoir.

If I were Sammy Braddy, I'd probably spend most of my days dressing and undressing myself, in between taking long hot bubble baths and telling my roommates to ignore any strange screaming sounds they heard. My friends would probably worry about me being locked in the bathroom so often. And I'd appreciate their concern. Friends are important. But not as important as private bubble bath time when you've got a body like Sammy Braddy. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Sammy Braddy Topless Boudoir Screencaps Bring Her Mighty Bombshells Into Range

 

Well, you made it to the halfway mark of the work week. The central point between start and finish of another slog through the required tasks in life. And, for such a monumental, if often overlooked, accomplishment, we reward you with some fine and often larger than life pair of some of the finest mammaries in the world.

Todays hooters o' plenty come courtesy of the often overlooked herself, bodaciously chested brunette hottie, Sammy Braddy. A girl for whom when dressed in a tight sweater, you'd not only open the door, but you'd also empty your bank account and beg her to spank you like your mommy did when you were naughty. Maybe I'm personalizing that a bit. Still, Sammy Braddy has a number of undeniable talents, two of which are on display in these fine stills from her teasy bedroom videoshoot.

These may not have been painted by a master, but they're a masterpiece all the same. Huzzah!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin Playful Brunette Topless Twinsy Time

 

Like sands through the hourglass, good people. Another week has passed us by. Another five day stretch of celebrity skin and feel-good visuals that ought to leave you primed for your weekend, if not a bit weak in the knees. There's plain old tired and then there's good tired. We want to leave you feeling the latter on your Friday, a day we give our final salute to all things holy hot and filled with love, like the most glorious globes of naughty brunettes Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin, having a little playtime funtime in your honor.

Two desperately hot and bodacious brunettes just hanging out, feeling up, and looking good. What could be better? Oh, yeah, you being the oil man in the photo shoot. Granted. But, for today, for right now, in this moment, be the ogling gentleman or Sapphic leaning lady you were meant to be and take it all in. It's a handful, or mouthful, depending upon your level of ambition. Thank God It's Funbags!

Sammy Braddy Topless Pictures Hot Enough for Mammarial Monday of Thanksgiving Week

 

There are many things to be thankful for in this world, not the least of which is refrigeration and beer, and the combination thereof, but even better than the chilled suds is the wicked hot and passion inducing pair of chest puppies noteworthy on the likes of the sextastic Sammy Braddy, one of the more underrated sweet visual treats in the British celeb glamour model circuit.

Some of you may be asking what is so special about Mammarial Monday and how does it really distinguish itself from the other days of the week wherein we highlight, spotlight, and otherwise flashlight the headlights of beautiful celebrity women. Well, my friends, you're at least one good Wonka Factory tour away from learning that trade secret. Enjoy.

And be sure to check out Sammy Braddy topless in her newly updated page on Zoo magazine.

Sammy Braddy Final Topless Photoshoot (Spill Some Breast Milk for My Homies)

 

There's a very unsettling trend going on. Some of our favorite sextastic glamour models hanging up the funbags and seeking retirement in the form of the obligatory 'going back to school' or 'fading from the spotlight', or 'spending more time with family'. As if any of these reasons excuse taking your amazing chest puppies and going home.

Alas, what can you do in this age of personal freedom and individual liberties that allow a super boobtastic hottie like Sammy Braddy to put her winter melons away for good, depriving the ogling community of two awesome sextacular mainstays. Blessed be our friends at Zoo magazine for highlighting the headlights of Sammy Braddy's last topless photoshoot ever, a tribute to a twin pair of precious pairs that we may never see again. Thus, we weep.

Sammy Braddy Topless Pictures for More Evidence of Britain’s Best Boobs

 

Well, it wasn't long ago that our friends at Zoo magazine declared that Sammy Braddy has the most fantastic funbags in all of the British Isles, and, now, like good flesh-puppy loving chaps, they're providing further evidence to their claim with another round of looks at this cheeky chest. Now, you know we disfavor superlatives when it comes to the sextastic; there are no best boobs in the world, there are just tons and tons of really awesome knockers. That being said, I would not mind pinning a medal on Sammy Braddy's chest. Enjoy.