Sammy Braddy

Sammy Braddy Black And White And Lingerie All Over, No Wait, There Goes the Lingerie


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I actually get a powerful, unpleasant feeling when I miss the sight of a fine woman with outrageously splendid knockers. The doctors are still studying the cause of this reaction, but I like to refer to it simple as Funbag Longing. As the way I have felt for a while now about Sammy Braddy, the Britty brunette hottie wonder whose lovely melons have the power to heal all that ails mankind. This man in particular.

We haven’t seen Sammy and her Funions of joy in some time now, but this black and white lingerie striptease spread really brings all those old feelings rushing back into my old feelings container. I can point to it on the stranger danger doll if you like. Sammy just oozes allure and motorboating fantasies out of her fine inch of her female form. She looks good in lingerie. She looks even better out of lingerie. I don’t ever want her to go away again. I’m thinking tall fence, but I’d have to go pre-fab at Home Depot. If I don’t tell them what it’s for, perhaps they’ll help install. Enjoy.

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Humpday Huzzah! Sammy Braddy Topless and Dolphin Friendly in the Pool


Oh, I do love a good pool picture party around the beginning of winter to remind me how hotties are best served — warmly. While the vision of racktastic Sammy Braddy in a parka and snow boots is still plenty enough to rev my easily started engines. Just look at Sammy and the way makes both man and inflatable pool toys, well, inflate.

On Wednesdays we give thanks to the wonderful boobtastic and crazy hot women that makes this world spin around at just the precise RPM to keep us modestly grounded, but our thoughts still pie in the sky. Sammy certainly is a stellar slice of that pie. Huzzah!

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Humpday Huzzah! Sammy Braddy Topless Art of Seduction

Sammy Braddy Topless in Art of Seduction Zoo Photoshoot 2014
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Well, I certainly feel seduced. Long time buxom brunette favorite Sammy Braddy is giving a lesson in the current edition of Zoo magazine on the art of alluring gentleman. You’d think it was a pretty simple art, but if that were the case, then every girl would have millions of men ogling them with extreme desire. But this is not the case. Girls like Sammy Braddy are built for visual wonderments, but they do also possess the unique ability to seduce through the camera. You’ve all seen the horribly failed amateur candids, so you know what I’m talking about on the flip side.

On Wednesdays, we celebrate the middle of the week with the middle part of some very sextastic ladies fine female forms. Sammy Braddy, seduce away. I’ve brought my cowboy hat and rain boots. I’m good to go. Huzzah!

(Check out Sammy Braddy on Zoo for more Braddy boobtastic wisdom and goodies.)

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Sammy Braddy Topless Bedroom Double Delights Deserve a Boobtastic Trophy

Sammy Braddy Topless Screencap Treats
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Why don’t they give out trophies for amazing and stellar funbags? Imagine all the millions of trophies given out for everything imaginable in this world, but no gold cups for the DD cups that bring so much pleasure to so many people daily around this spinning orb. Somebody needs to investigate this. Meanwhile, I’ll continue to review the candidates, nominees for most faptastic fine female bodies like Sammy Braddy, capped in this Zoo magazine behind the scenes video, undressing in her boudoir.

If I were Sammy Braddy, I’d probably spend most of my days dressing and undressing myself, in between taking long hot bubble baths and telling my roommates to ignore any strange screaming sounds they heard. My friends would probably worry about me being locked in the bathroom so often. And I’d appreciate their concern. Friends are important. But not as important as private bubble bath time when you’ve got a body like Sammy Braddy. Enjoy.

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Humpday Huzzah! Sammy Braddy Topless Boudoir Screencaps Bring Her Mighty Bombshells Into Range

Sammy Braddy Bedroom Topless Screencaps
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Well, you made it to the halfway mark of the work week. The central point between start and finish of another slog through the required tasks in life. And, for such a monumental, if often overlooked, accomplishment, we reward you with some fine and often larger than life pair of some of the finest mammaries in the world.

Todays hooters o’ plenty come courtesy of the often overlooked herself, bodaciously chested brunette hottie, Sammy Braddy. A girl for whom when dressed in a tight sweater, you’d not only open the door, but you’d also empty your bank account and beg her to spank you like your mommy did when you were naughty. Maybe I’m personalizing that a bit. Still, Sammy Braddy has a number of undeniable talents, two of which are on display in these fine stills from her teasy bedroom videoshoot.

These may not have been painted by a master, but they’re a masterpiece all the same. Huzzah!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin Playful Brunette Topless Twinsy Time


Like sands through the hourglass, good people. Another week has passed us by. Another five day stretch of celebrity skin and feel-good visuals that ought to leave you primed for your weekend, if not a bit weak in the knees. There’s plain old tired and then there’s good tired. We want to leave you feeling the latter on your Friday, a day we give our final salute to all things holy hot and filled with love, like the most glorious globes of naughty brunettes Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin, having a little playtime funtime in your honor.

Two desperately hot and bodacious brunettes just hanging out, feeling up, and looking good. What could be better? Oh, yeah, you being the oil man in the photo shoot. Granted. But, for today, for right now, in this moment, be the ogling gentleman or Sapphic leaning lady you were meant to be and take it all in. It’s a handful, or mouthful, depending upon your level of ambition. Thank God It’s Funbags!

Sammy Braddy Topless Bedroom Shoot for Zoo January 2013