Sammi Jo

Sammi Jo Topless Peekaboo Pictures Just for Me, Myself, and I

Sammi Jo Shines in a Topless Photoshoot
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My senior therapist, the eminent Dr. Steve Demitasse, says that I need to learn to do things for myself. That even The Giving Tree needs to suck nutrients from the soil to survive. I like Dr. Steve because he basically shines me on and tells me what I want to hear before asking me for money. Like a prostitute with a Masters Degree. Yet, somewhere in his pat cliches are a kernel of wisdom.

For instance, glamour model Sammi Jo. There’s something about her that just drives me all kinds of mad. So I’m going to indulge myself today in the latest and greatest topless pictorial from Sammi Jo. For me. You look to if you like. But, this is not for you. I am woman hear me roar! 

(All Sammi Jo lusters proceed to her official media site for extended visual devotion and contact.)

Sammi Jo Strips Out of White Lingerie for Mammarial Monday Mmmmm

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If I had to pick one day of the week when we simply need, raw, unadulterated hotness and skin from one of our sextastic favorites, well, I’d pick everyday. But, in second place is Monday, feeling like we do, the taste of Jägermeister still in a few last deep burps, the scent of a cheap eau d’ toilet still in our aromatic chambers from an encounter with a tall blonde we are still hoping was a woman Yep, it’s Monday. Back at the grind, filled with regrets and shame and all sorts of chemical toxins. Only a truly fine Mammarial Monday could soothe this savage burn.

Enter Sammi Jo, one of the Britty glamour models of the new age. Sleek and sextastic and utterly brunette (all over, we do check) and stripping out of white lingerie to ensure that the beginning of this week more mimics the end of a week than it does the long walk down the cellblock to your new quarters pulling a 5-day stretch. Absorb the hotness, like osmosis, Egotastic! style, and let all your cares drift into the ether. Enjoy.

(All Sammi Jo lusters proceed to her official media site for extended visual devotion and contact.)

Sammi Jo Topless Pictures Move from the Bathtub to the Shower for the Cleanest Dirtiest Ever Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

Sammi Jo Topless Shower Photoshoot
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A couple weeks ago we featured Britty au natural glamour model Sammi Jo getting wet and playful in the bathtub and suddenly many of you became fast fans of both Sammi and the bathroom fixture you have previously forgotten about since your childhood days of bubble bath and personal body part exploration. Now, Sammi Jo has moved from the bath to the shower, and we just had to share on this Ta-Ta-Tuesday, because sharing means caring.

Now, we can’t explain precisely why Sammi Jo decided to wear her white jeans into the shower, and, precisely, we don’t care. Just so long as everything gets wet and has to be peeled off, we are quite content. We are men, we don’t ask questions when women start taking their clothes off, we just mumble the words ‘thank you’. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Britty Hottie Sammi Jo Sudsy Goodness To Kickstart Your Weekend

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OMFG. Everything is right about this faptastic TGIF pictorial from Britty glamour model Sammi Jo, a brunette bad-arse (as in, how badly do you want that arse?) who decided it was time to get into the bubble bath with hardly any clothes on, and then begin to remove her wet sheer whites. It’s truly a glimpse into the only fun thing about bathtubs once you’re past the age for rubber duckies.

This has truly been one helluva week around these parts, and I’m not sure about your parts, but we could all use a little brew, a little football, and a whole lot of love from girls like Sammi Jo with a killer look, a sweet sweet body, and a bunside that I’d like to fry my personal eggs on.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Enjoy your weekend.

(All Sammi Jo lusters proceed to her official media site for extended visual devotion and contact.)