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Sabine Jemeljanova Holds Sextastic Serve Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Oh, heavenly competition. Who could have divined such an idea, to pit two perfectly pert Page 3 glamour models and against one another in a battle of the finer bouncy parts. Well, I did one night after four Red Bulls and Vodkas without any Red Bull. Though I can hardly take credit for one of the most natural instincts of man, to see a woman and compare her to the very next woman who walks by. Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game, or something street like that.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two adorably sextastic kittens, Sabine Jemeljanova and Sam Cooke, both veterans of the melon wars, brunette vs. blonde, facing off in a pillow fight to the finish. One will win, one will lose (though still be super hot and successful, so shed no tears). So, today, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Sabine Jemeljanova vs. Sam Cooke

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Holly Peers and Sam Cooke Get Funbag Fierce In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic

 

You can take your grey and white smoke signals all you want. Here at Egotastic!, when it's time to elect a new queen of the chest puppies, we put our two top contenders of the week into the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's and let them duke it out for queen of the flesh hills. This is how grown men decide important matters.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features Page 3 hotness from blonde delight Sam Cooke and her opponent, the ever-ready and ever-wood inducing Holly Peers. Two supremely fine women blessed with amazing chest puppies. You'd dream of taking both home to meet your mother, but there can only be one. So, you must decide, whose early spring melons reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Sam Cooke vs. Holly Peers

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Rosie Jones Chests Up Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

In our last Battle of the Boobtastic before Christmas Day, we find the dual presence (err, presents) of our super sweet glamour model favorite, Rosie Jones, in her Page 3 topless pictorial, measuring her sweet peaches up against a very topless Sam Cooke, a blonde temptress with outstanding funbags. While all battles of the chestal variety tend to get dangerously sticky, this matchup promises to be chock full of milky goodness.

So hard to decide between two of the great DD-elights in this world, but decide you must! Who's ta-ta's reign supreme this week?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Sam Cooke

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Lucy Collett and Sam Cooke Go Red on White in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

This is like some kind of Weird Science maniacal experiment whose mere testing could lead to chain reaction of uncontrollable sextastic, redheaded bombshell Lucy Collett taking on blonde bombshell Sam Cooke in a battle of the fairest barest tops of them all in this week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

Since boobs will someday save the world, we consider these jousts to be necessary training for the inevitable titanic flesh puppy salvation, and there's no better way to train than by way of girls who are proud and full-frontal topless. Lucy and Sam, two amazing specimens of the female form, but today, only one set of knockers can be declared the winner. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Lucy Collet vs. Sam Cooke

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Rosie Jones Chest Puppies Take on Sam Cooke Jiggalos in the Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

We've got to say, blonde hottie glamour model Sam Cooke takes on a monster challenge in this week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic. Rosie Jones is not a super hottie to be taken lightly, most especially when she  takes her top off and smiles for the camera. It's like witnessing Merlin's magic for real with her ability to erectile un-dysfunction tens of millions of men at one time. We don't envy the road ahead for Sam Cooke, though we would certainly like to be laying on that road, on our backs, with a camera, as she walked over us in a short skirt and no panties. Kind of a random thought, but completely honest.

Two sweet sextastic women enter the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's, both deserving of honorifics and bodily accolades, but whose funbags reign supreme?

Page 3 Topless Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Sam Cooke

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Sam Cooke Battles Emily O’Hara in a Page 3 Blonde-on-Blonde Bit o’ Boobtastic Battle

 

We're not animals, we are dignified gentlemen and Sapphic leaning gentle-ladies on Egotastic!, but, at times, we must relinquish civilized controls and harken back to our baser instincts of boob sport and flesh filled fights, to appease the savage beast within. At these times, we call upon the sweet and sexy topless glamour models of Page 3 to battle it out in the Ta-Ta-Dome to fulfill our barbaric passions for bodacious dominance.

This week's Page 3 battle of the boobtastic pits two veteran blonde hotties, Sam Cooke, who has a very strong chest puppy competition record on our little site against Emily O'Hara, a less well-known bosom battler, but one who has a very faithful following among our degenerate denizen. I really have no ideas whose flesh kittens will reign supreme, so, vote and decide. Enjoy.

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Emily O’Hara Puts Her Dramatic Chest Into Battle Against Sam Cooke in Our Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Funbags

 

Remember way back when when the dude wanted to buy the world a Coke and keep it company -- just a bunch of bull to use fake world peace to get people to consume massive amounts of processed sugar. We have a solution for perfect harmony that won't rot your teeth and is universally available, not quite for free in the end, but free to window shop -- beautiful full funbags going head to head, err, chest to chest, in battle.

This week's Page 3 battle of the chestal bulges pits a couple hot blondes, Emily O'Hara and Sam Cooke, in a fierce contest of the summer melon varieties. I've looked a thousand times now and can't decide a winner, so we need you to make the tough call on whose ta's reign supreme.

Page 3 Topless Battle: Emily O'Hara vs. Sam Cooke

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