Thors-Day definitely needs some fabulous funbag competitions to keep it from turning dreary, and when we turn to funbags, we always take a peek at the latest peaks offered up from our friends at Page 3, where Britain's finest flesh puppies go for public exhibition. Rather than just review a couple skin-couplets, we decided to put together a little battle between and betwixt Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, and Sam Cooke, an eighty-pronged approach to a sunnier skied workday.
Which tremendous twosome reigns supreme in your virtual pantheon of the magnificent mammaries?
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If you're suffering through a serious Black Friday shopping nightmare today, then you understand our current stress level here. To be fair, we're mostly just drinking spiked and spiced cider here in the office while our six-fingered trusty assistant Gretchen runs between Walmart, Best Buy, and Target, the trifecta of hell on this most prodigious purchasing day of the year. Still, it's stressful receiving all her anxious texts. We're empathetic creatures, even if thick-skinned deviants.
Tough boob-battle here on Friday. The inimitable young hot boobtastic Rosie Jones flashing her award-winning (I mean, we've given her many awards) funbags versus the veteran Page 3 glamous model, Sam Cooke, whose melons stand behind no other at the upright farmer's market. Hmm. Using some basic Egotastic! mathematics, we know full well that the whole of the four flesh puppies is far more delightful than the merely the sum of the parts. So we'll take all four! Enjoy.
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Another no-loser battle is brewing on our very favorite Page 3 this week between blonde glamour models, Sam Cooke, a delicious newcomer to our little Egotastic! world, and Rhian Sugden, for whom we have willingly emptied our paltry bank accounts since meeting almost a year ago now. Two hot blondes, four hot melons, all in the name of sunny delights. The next time somebody asks you to count your blessings, you better at least reach the number 'four' with ease. Enjoy.
(Don't forget to join us on Egotastic! Facebook where we have an unusually alluring link to the 3-D round and round the rounds look at a topless Sam Cooke.)
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Hottie celebs can be smart too. Or vice-versa. Not all spend their waking hours rummaging through racks of fashions, or dreaming of fairytale on-camera weddings, or worrying how their new boyfriend will look to the paparazzi when shot alongside them stepping out of Katsuya. Some study biology and chemistry and are still smoking hot.
Take for instance, bio-chem major and former Page 3 Idol winner, Sam Cooke, a celebrity glamour model of the brainiest and most boobtastic proportions. The combination of chest and mind in these new (plus some classic) Page 3 topless pictures might just throw me into an endless loop of naughty nekkid science lectures from which I might never escape. But I'd be okay with that.
Listen up ladies, amazing funbags and sexy bodies are still tops, but a girl who knows the Periodic Table by heart, Mmmm. Enjoy.
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Newcomer Katie Downes Boob-Battles Sam Cooke In Our Thursday Page 3 War of the Chest Roses
We love it when a relatively new competitor enters the no-cornered circle of flesh puppy competition we refer to weekly as our Page 3 Ta-on-Ta peaceful bit of violence. We've not really seen Katie Downes much before, but we are certainly now never going to forget her, or the twin-billed gems she brings to the ring today. As for Sam Cooke, a hot blonde veteran of the glamour model circuit, a woman who knows she's hot and is not afraid to show it. That in itself is beyond sextastic.
Brunette vs. Blonde, Hotness vs. Hotness, Melon on Melon Goodness. Whose pleasure pillows reign supreme?