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Sam Cooke Goes Blonde Chest Ambition Against Lacey Banghard in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

There's no particular reason for blondes to battle brunettes, though in my dreams I assure you it happens each evening with lovely fair-haired ladies in Valkyrie costumes wrestling mysteriously dark and sultry women in nothing but sarongs. The redheads tend to be the referees, wearing nothing at all. It takes all kinds of lovely ladies to make the Egotastic! world go 'round, but today, we must break the peace for the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic, where one woman's jugs win, and the others are declared only second best, but still to die for.

This week's battle features blonde hotie Sam Cooke and her Cupid's bow of chestal goodness versus titan Lacey Banghard and her brunette sensational knockers. Don't leer too long before you render your decision as to the finer pair of lady melons. In short, whose ta-ta's reign supreme this week?

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Sam Cooke Challenges Holly Peers to a Chest-Off In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Some people love it when a plan comes together, I love it when two ridiculously hot women with full chests come together to press their cases in the Battle of the Boobtastic. And the contenders this week, well, the word abbondanza comes to mind. For we have two of the finest melons facing off in the world's most popular non-violent sport. Sam Cooke, one wicked hot blonde vs. Holly Peers, the inimitable brunette buxom sweetness.

Who can possibly decide the winner among these two Mother Nature blessed beauties? Well, you must. Right now. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sabine Jemeljanova Holds Sextastic Serve Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Oh, heavenly competition. Who could have divined such an idea, to pit two perfectly pert Page 3 glamour models and against one another in a battle of the finer bouncy parts. Well, I did one night after four Red Bulls and Vodkas without any Red Bull. Though I can hardly take credit for one of the most natural instincts of man, to see a woman and compare her to the very next woman who walks by. Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game, or something street like that.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two adorably sextastic kittens, Sabine Jemeljanova and Sam Cooke, both veterans of the melon wars, brunette vs. blonde, facing off in a pillow fight to the finish. One will win, one will lose (though still be super hot and successful, so shed no tears). So, today, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Holly Peers and Sam Cooke Get Funbag Fierce In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic

 

You can take your grey and white smoke signals all you want. Here at Egotastic!, when it's time to elect a new queen of the chest puppies, we put our two top contenders of the week into the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's and let them duke it out for queen of the flesh hills. This is how grown men decide important matters.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features Page 3 hotness from blonde delight Sam Cooke and her opponent, the ever-ready and ever-wood inducing Holly Peers. Two supremely fine women blessed with amazing chest puppies. You'd dream of taking both home to meet your mother, but there can only be one. So, you must decide, whose early spring melons reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Chests Up Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

In our last Battle of the Boobtastic before Christmas Day, we find the dual presence (err, presents) of our super sweet glamour model favorite, Rosie Jones, in her Page 3 topless pictorial, measuring her sweet peaches up against a very topless Sam Cooke, a blonde temptress with outstanding funbags. While all battles of the chestal variety tend to get dangerously sticky, this matchup promises to be chock full of milky goodness.

So hard to decide between two of the great DD-elights in this world, but decide you must! Who's ta-ta's reign supreme this week?

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Lucy Collett and Sam Cooke Go Red on White in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

This is like some kind of Weird Science maniacal experiment whose mere testing could lead to chain reaction of uncontrollable sextastic, redheaded bombshell Lucy Collett taking on blonde bombshell Sam Cooke in a battle of the fairest barest tops of them all in this week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

Since boobs will someday save the world, we consider these jousts to be necessary training for the inevitable titanic flesh puppy salvation, and there's no better way to train than by way of girls who are proud and full-frontal topless. Lucy and Sam, two amazing specimens of the female form, but today, only one set of knockers can be declared the winner. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Chest Puppies Take on Sam Cooke Jiggalos in the Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

We've got to say, blonde hottie glamour model Sam Cooke takes on a monster challenge in this week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic. Rosie Jones is not a super hottie to be taken lightly, most especially when she  takes her top off and smiles for the camera. It's like witnessing Merlin's magic for real with her ability to erectile un-dysfunction tens of millions of men at one time. We don't envy the road ahead for Sam Cooke, though we would certainly like to be laying on that road, on our backs, with a camera, as she walked over us in a short skirt and no panties. Kind of a random thought, but completely honest.

Two sweet sextastic women enter the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's, both deserving of honorifics and bodily accolades, but whose funbags reign supreme?

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