It’s one of my goals in life to never ever make a beautiful woman feel like an object. And if I can do so whilst drooling out of my mouth, my eyes laser-locked on her glorious funbags, and my other bodily parts barely showing a modicum of decent cultural restraint, well then, all the better.
Except on Fridays. On Fridays we cast aside the polite dictates of a pleasant society that pretend that dudes aren’t checking out every single pair of fantastical melons that move within the eye-orbital sphere and we just announce to the world, ‘I am man, watch me ogle.’ And this Friday, we ogle the amazingly leer-worthy Sabine Priek, whose can-tastics need eyeball attention as flowers need the sun.
It’s all natural, it’s all good, it’s ever so healthy, and, it’s Friday. Enjoy.
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Ooh, a concept piece. Now, you know how much we usually dislike artistic themes, but when it’s superheroes and hot topless Britty glamour models, well, rules were made to revel in the exceptions.
Our good friends at Nuts magazine came up with the idea of getting four brunette spectacular hotties, Rosie Jones, and friends Lacey Banghard, India Reynolds, and Sabine Priek, and getting them all wardrobed out for some sort of super hero-esque looking striptease work. I suppose now that I think about it, the theme itself isn’t as important as the apres-theme. Fun Funbags. Enjoy.
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Good God I need to see some ripe melons and I need to see them now. If you could peek inside my brain, you’d know that that particular phrase rips right across my hippocampus seventeen times a minute or so. And I know I’m not alone. Oh, yes, there are many of you out there, like 99.4% of you who hear that same foundation-of-the-species instinctual hymnal also chorusing through your domes. We are but victims of our primal urges, honed artfully by nature such that the strongest boob-men have survived the generation, breeding super ridiculously funbag loving male offspring in an ever increasing thirst for mammaries.
And, quench. Why lament when we can rejoice in an simple, but epic battle between a couple of this week’s Page 3 hotties, Sabine Priek, a vastly under-appreciated brunette bombshell, and Rhian Sugden, whose name alone is enough to make the pointy hairs on our warmest of cockles stand and deliver.
Four sweet ripe melons battling it out for your affections. Could there be a finer feeling? Enjoy.
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