Sabine Jemeljanova

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine, Joey, Rosie, and Melissa Get Together for a Topless Office Party

 

Oh blessed final day of the workweek, you have arrived like a cold frosty beverage on a sweaty hot day. The perfect capper to a week of pretend labor and overhyped sighs. As always, I do hope the week on Egotastic! helps you get through your daily grind with a bit of a smile and perhaps a happy tingle or two. Of course, I am helped in my efforts by the hotness likes of Joey Fisher, Melissa Debling, Rosie Jones, and Sabine Jemeljanova, who all got topless at the Nuts magazine office for some visual wonderments. It's the office I always imagined Id work in, you know, act like I wasn't staring as four wickedly sextastic women began to unrobe around me while my insides were melting. I'm blessed to have something not too dissimilar. Minus Rosie, Joey, Melissa, and Sabina. Alas.

On Fridays we give thanks to the beautiful bevy of boobtastic babes that grace our hearts and minds each and every day we have the opportunity to breathe and to ogle. These four ladies just make the world that much sweeter. A wonderful contribution indeed. Thank God It's Funbags!

Staci Noblett Chest Thumps Sabine Jemeljanova in a Thanksgiving Edition Battle of the Boobtastic

 

There's nothing truly Thanksgiving about this particular Battle of the Boobtastic save for the large number of turkey day puns and metaphors I will likely exploit. Like talking about the hen pecking commencing between Staci Noblett and her cornucopia of chestal goodies and Sabine Jemeljanova, a girl who could make even a Pilgrim feel, well, unpuritanical.

On this day of giving thanks we feel gratefu that assaults of the virtual funbag kind result in perhaps a bit of disappointment, but never any real harm. These are the best kinds of conflicts, where even the loser can be cheered up with a few minutes of high-spirited motorboating. But, alas, even on this day of coming together, we must choose sides. One set of winners, one set of knockers that take home the boobie prize. So, in your humblest of opinions, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine Jemeljanova Topless for the Front End of the Weekend

 

You made it. I made it. We all made it to Friday. The single most blessed day of the seven options. They day from whence dreams stem. I recently heard some nerd exclaim that people who idolize the weekend are people that take no joy in their work week. I punched that nerd right in his Fantastic Four Issue 3 mint in wrapper.

I dig my job. I ever so dig my weekends. Granted, I aim to see sweet delicious funbags with the same gusto in either venue. That might have something to do with it. As an example, the sweet melon treats of gloriously hot Sabine Jemeljanova in Front magazine. Sabine isn't just topless, she's benevolent. She's giving. How can you not love this sextastic lady-filled planet every single day of the week? Thank God It's Funbags!

Katia Ivanova Goes Pup to Pup with Sabine Jemeljanova in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

As the world prepares for some sort of far too real military battle, we are reminded of just how fine this planet would be if all disputes were settled by the pitting of hot girl vs. hot girl in a a battle of supremely special chests. I mean, maybe we'd still allow a good schoolyard nose punching, because those flag football controversies need to be settled in some traditional manner, but outside of a little shnozz bopping, we'd resolve all conflict with the sextastic likes of Katia Ivanova and Sabine Jemeljanova smooshing their pillowy delights against one another until a winner is declared.

Yes, I have a dream too. Many. Each night. And they do tend to involve girls like Katia and Sabine pressing the flesh in sweet struggle for a Battle of the Boobtastic trophy that only you can award with your votes. So, vote now, and vote often, and decide for us today, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sabine Jemeljanova Desperately Hot and Fully Loaded

 

Oh, how I happen to love girls named Sabine with beautiful faces and bodies so hot that you don't get to that beautiful face for a good long while.

Sabine Jemeljanova has more than wonderful boobtastic, she knows how to use it. From head to toe she is smiling, preening, posing, and adding a little 'x' factor to her pictorials that not ever chesty girl out there can do. But in this Loaded magazine spread, wow, I'd score it with more than just one x to mark all the spots I'd like to discover.

Thank you once again, Mother Nature. Your bounty is unlimited. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Gloriously Chests Up to Sabine Jemeljanova In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Fresh off her 23rd birthday celebration, the inimitable Rosie Jones is back in the game, working her two globes of fleshy perfection in contest against one of the unsung heroes of the chesty game, Sabine Jemeljanova, in a match of the mammaries that could only truly be decided by a set of funbag experts we like to call the EgoReader audience.

Each week as we circle around the Thunderdome of the truly splendid seasonal melons to decide who's tubes deserve the gold medal, we cast a very important vote. Sure, the swing of Presidential elections and the like determine the outcome of many vital world events. But there is no force in this world more powerful than that of the sweet udders that each week engage in the Battle of the Boobtastic. So, please, choose wisely. But choose you must -- and tell us, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sabine Jemeljanova Holds Sextastic Serve Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Oh, heavenly competition. Who could have divined such an idea, to pit two perfectly pert Page 3 glamour models and against one another in a battle of the finer bouncy parts. Well, I did one night after four Red Bulls and Vodkas without any Red Bull. Though I can hardly take credit for one of the most natural instincts of man, to see a woman and compare her to the very next woman who walks by. Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game, or something street like that.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two adorably sextastic kittens, Sabine Jemeljanova and Sam Cooke, both veterans of the melon wars, brunette vs. blonde, facing off in a pillow fight to the finish. One will win, one will lose (though still be super hot and successful, so shed no tears). So, today, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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