Sabine Jemeljanova

Sabine Jemeljanova Declares Jug War on India Reynolds in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

As you know, I'm a devout pacifist. Wait, does that mean you like to suckle on large bosomy teats when you're feeling grumpy? That's the word I meant. The idea that I'd actually put two gorgeous women with varying degrees of perfect funbags into actual battle against once another actually disturbs me greatly. But we all must make sacrifices if the greater ogling good is to be achieved. Hence, the often criticized by college feminist seminars Battle of the Boobtastic. Yes, it's controversial, but it's also crazy hot.

This week's chesty competitors feature Sabine Jemeljanova, a complete darling with a racktastic to match and India Reynolds, a veteran brunette killer with the melons of a, well, melon goddess. I couldn't possibly decide between the chesty goodness of these two super fine female forms. I leave that up to your intensive knowledge after years of hard boob-training. So, in your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Sabine Jemeljanova vs. India Reynolds

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Sabine Jemeljanova Chest Contacts Sam Cooke in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

If only all earthly conflicts could be settled by warring tribes putting forth their finest and most fantastic funbags to settle all scores. The world suddenly becomes far more interesting. Heck I might even start exercising for real just so I can stick around longer.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features Sabine Jemeljanova and Sam Cooke, two beauties of the perfect bosom I couldn't possibly decide between myself. Thankfully, this is your weekly obligation as Egotastic readers and gentlemen of expert chestal knowledge. So, in your humble opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Sabine Jemeljanova vs. Sam Cooke

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Holly Peers Puts Ta’s and Country Against Sabine Jemeljanova in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Sure, the competition down in Brazil these past few weeks has been somewhat thrilling. But I don't think even the World Cup can match the sheer vitality of the sport of boob battles. I mean, in soccer, you can't even use your hands, whereas in the Battle of the Boobtastic, the girls are heavily encouraged to do so. I could go on with the comparisons if I were more creatives.

This week's contest on the pitch features the world class chesty goodness of Holly Peers matched up against the robust, but dainty feminine guiles of Sabine Jemeljanova. It's a match made in heaven, at least heaven is the place you'll need to be to experience this match close up. Now, in your humble but expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sabine Jemeljanova Dives Boobs First Into Battle with India Reynolds

 

Girls, girls, now, there's no reason for fighting. Uncle Bill has plenty of love in his heart and other places for the both of you. I'd never dare to decide who has the finer funbags between the two of you. However, this is the daunting task placed before EgoReaders each week, the first among equals when it comes to the spectacular tubes on some of the finest ladies in the glamour modeling world. A decision I know you take rather seriously.

This week's choice must separate the spectacular hotness of Sabine Jemeljanova from the bruntte bombshell gorgeous business of India Reynolds. Nobody said the Battle of the Boobtastic was for the faint of heart. Real tough decisions about gorgeous breasts must be made. So, in your humble opinion, between Sweet Sabine and Incredibly Hot India, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sabine Jemeljanova Drops Top Against Sam Cooke In the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of boobtastic. It's time for our weekly adventure into the sporting world by way of epically full and hot funbags. The Battle of the Boobtastic in which we take two completely hot innocent young women with stellar melons and pit them against one another in a contest of chestal greatness. Our sport is not yet recognized by the Nevada State Athletic Commission, but that is only a matter of time and a couple envelopes full of Benjamins.

This week's tasty treats battle pits the veteran bosom of Sabine Jemeljanova against not so surprisingly strong chest puppy contender, Sam Cooke, in a competition I expect to go right down to the missing brassiere underwire. The competition is always fierce, the contestants always sextastic, and the winner always jumping up and down for jiggly joy. Now comes your part. Decisions decisions. Among our two brilliantly hot lasses, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Sabine Jemeljanova Topless Kinky Lingerie Modeling for House of Harlot

 

If you're going to be pimping hot vinyl catsuits and other kinky type boudoir playtime intimates, why not bring in the assist of one wicked hot funbagged body like Sabine Jemeljanova to make everything rubber and lace look that much more enticing. Granted, this apparel should come with a warning that you or your lady who you're purchasing for may not look exactly quite like Sabine after greasing up and wiggling into these body hugging show off costumes.

I'm not precisely into this level or ornate costumery when it comes to special fun time in my abode. Generally, a yardstick and a nameplate reading Principal Bill is all the props I need to ensure my romantic partners have a memorable evening. But I don't judge those who love a good rubber sword fight or Fifth Element getting it on fest. It takes all kinds to make the naughty world go 'round. I'll take the kind that looks just like Sabine. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Sabine Jemeljanova Shares Her Sweet Teat Treats For Goodness Sake

 

When you're in love with a beautiful woman, you go it alone. Hmm, never quite understood those lyrics, until maybe now as I eyeball my object d' lust Sabine Jemeljanova flashing her glorious peaches in Zoo magazine. Maybe having a super hot girlfriend with a ridiculously hot body would actually make you an outcast in your social circle. Your buddies would rather check out your lady then ever watch a ballgame at your place. Your female friends might just disown you, and your lecherous Uncle Ray would be talking to your girl all the time about his high school football days in his attempted sexy voice. It could be ugly, and alone.

But then you get Sabine alone time and I have to think that makes up for all the troubles and pains of the day. The undressing for the making of the sexy. Maybe if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, you take an ugly girl and make her your wife. On this mid-week celebration of all things sextastic, I'll take Sabine and an early grave. Huzzah!