Sabine Jemeljanova

Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, and Other Topless Hotties for i-D Magazine’s Spring Fling

 

I have this dream where I invite several of my very favorite British style glamour models to my abode for an afternoon of Earl Grey and raunchy stripping. Then I snap back to reality to find the BBW sisters from down the hall eating all my Cool Ranch Doritos and sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet. Real life can be such a harsh slap in the face.

Thankfully, I have i-D magazine and their glorious tribute to all things hot and boobtastic and British with a topless complication pictorial of Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, Lacey Bangard, and Sabine Jemeljanova as a virtual lust-filled escape hatch from the doldrums of my apartment complex living. It's quite the array into the foray of all things plump and juicy in the chest puppy department. Yet, classy, cool, and chic. I think I dig. I dig very much. Enjoy.

Sabine Jemeljanova Red Hot and Topless in Black and White

 

My definition of the Visual Arts consists of spending most of my waking hours visually inspecting the artistry of hot mostly nekkid celebrity women. It's perhaps not the classic definition, but I own it. But my friends more into the traditional Visual Arts always tell me that black and white photography is the height of visual expression, or some such highfalutin chatter along those lines.

That sort of makes sense to me, but I'm not sure if it's the media format or if it's the fact that the people who shoot in black and white keep finding wicked hot models to take their clothes off for the shoots.

Oh, well, mine is not to wonder why, merely to ogle the ridiculously hot body of Sabine Jemeljanova in this passion inducing black and white photo spread. Sabine has all the tools to build a kingdom of the sextastic, and, just perhaps, in black and white, they are on even more penetrating display. Stare at her for a couple minutes or hours and see if you agree. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine Jemeljanova Topless Twosome for Weekend Splendor

 

We made it, oh yes we did. But if you think for a minute you survived another week of work, school, kids, or legal confinement without the aid and assistance of motherly loving funbags, then you're kidding yourself. Whether or not you even know it, the fleshy chest puppies are always there to cushion your weekly ride. Not saying you need to do it all of the time, but every now and then, how about a little unprompted thank you to boobs. Just pick any random pair and let out the gratitude. Try not to get slapped.

This week's final twosome belongs to the British beauty Sabine Jemeljanova from a recent poolside shoot for Page 3. Sabine combines allure, lust inducement, and some spectacular funbags in precisely the right proportions for a weekend sendoff. So, flip, ogle, smile, repeat. You do owe it to yourself. Thank God It's Funbags!

Sabine Jemeljanova Topless Lusty Seduction for Zip Magazine and Mammarial Mondays

 

I've not heard of Zip magazine before, but now it may be my favorite. If you get past all the high-browed and well intentioned content, you'll find the glorious globes of the sextastic Sabine Jemeljanova looking back at your through some artistically placed beads and other creative ways to highlight her intense allure.

Mondays happen to be the first of five days of the work week that we celebrate ridiculously hot chest puppies here on Egotastic!, and first is always best and most important, as my oldest brother reminded me when we were discussing who would ultimately inherit the '82 Dodge Omni hatchback, some body damage. Sabine Jemeljanova is one superbly fine way to kick this mother off. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Fires the Big Red Guns Against Sabine Jemeljanova in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Wow, talk about choosing between which of your children you love the most (always a sore spot for me as my parents chose in the same humiliating order kids at school picked me for sports), two titans of the topless awesome, ginger sextastic being Lucy Collett, and brunette bombshell Sabine Jemeljanova. What is a boy labeled a simpleton by obviously errant standardized testing to do?

Well, as always, in our weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, we force you to decide. To tell one super hot girl with amazing funbags that she's simply not good enough on this day, on this field. Tough, but it must be done. So let's do it now. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Lucy Collett vs. Sabine Jemeljanova

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Sabine Jemeljanova Topless Hot and Off the Black Lingerie Hook for Loaded

 

The question I get asked more than any other -- don't you ever get tired of seeing hot nekkid women?

To which I always answer, if you had an amazing steak dinner last night, would you be skipping meals today, or salivating in anticipation og your next amazing steak dinner? Precisely. There is no end to the desires of human beings for hot flesh, and thank goodness for that. The sight of super sextastic celebrity skin just makes us shout out, 'Show me more!' We don't have seven billion bipods running around this planet because there is a lust limit. Nay, passion breeds more passion. That's why God invented chaffing powder.

All of which leads me to Sabine Jemeljanova, a glamour model we've seen on more than one occasion, but a hundred occasions would not even be close to enough. The ridiculously hot bodied brunette exhibits another round of wicked wonderments in Loaded magazine where she quickly moves out of her black lingerie fineries into an even finer state of being, deliciously toples.

Could we ever grow tired of seeing such goodness? I don't know, could we grow tired of seeing the sunrise in the East or cocktails as the sun sets in the West? Not any time soon. Enjoy.

India Reynolds and Sabine Jemeljanova Help Page 3 Ring in the Topless Yuletide

 

Everybody is getting into the holiday spirit these days, including our friends at Page 3 of the U.K. Sun where they've gathered together India Reynolds and Sabine Jemeljanova and a few other topless friends for some albeit fake Yuletide sextastic giggles. Aw, we can forgive all the concocted snow and the omnipresent Santa hats this time of year, especially when they're all part of the ruse to get some of our very favorite ladies to take their tops off for the cameras.

Hey, if making fake snow were all it took to get the hot girl you love to drop her top, you'd be in your place right now shaving ice like a mofo. Ho-ho-ho.

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