Three New Year’s Eves ago, a dreaded event unfolded. At a friends big blowout party for NYE (read as: pony keg of Red Stripe bought straight off the liquor store delivery truck by a couple enterprising drivers) the party was half-way fun, despite the recurring presence of Death Cab for Cutie on the stereo system (I think we set a record for defenestrations that night). But, to the point, my friend’s sister pulled me back into one of the guest rooms for a very important announcement. She proceeded to remove her dress and present her sorority body in a pair of black bra and panties. What a stroke of year end fortune for yours truly. Without hesitation, naturally, I proceeded to tell her how I’d always admired and respected her as a woman and…then she broke down in tears. Bawling, she told me she was pregnant by her no-good boyfriend. Then she pulled her dress back up, wiped her eyes with a tissue, and walked right pass me with a ‘thank you’ as she passed on out the door. New Year’s Eve parties are whack.
I couldn’t help but be reminded of my experience that night with, let’s call her ‘Lisa’, because that is her name, when coming across these amazing outtakes from a Sabine J. Priek topless black lingerie pictorial shoot we brought you from our friends at Nuts this past Spring, but, as with all outtakes, so much more robust and just super amazingly hot. If you’ve not been in lust with relatively underrated Sabine J. Priek before, prepare yourself for a solid half-hour in a private spot of your choice flipping through these photos and falling head over tissue for this ridiculously hot bodied and sextastic Britty glamour model. Enjoy.
Each year I conduct what I like to call the 12 Days of Christmas Lingerie shopping. Granted, by day four of the silk-laden odyssey, I’m usually broke or arrested or find myself waking up in a stupor in a dumpster behind the mall wondering why my downstairs outbox hurts worse than my head, but those are some hazards of the avocation. It’s not so much that I am self-inspired to shop for the sheer and lacy bits this time of year, it’s just that I am a simple-minded victim of the never-ending streams of super sextastic lingerie ads and pictorials in this season of giving.
Take for example the gloriously hot Emma Glover and play partner Sabine J. Priek in the Nuts Christmas lingerie edition, all kinds of silky and topless and causing the Yuletide log to stiffen. How can one possible resist taking his $300 limit Discover card to the mall and just going nuts because of Nuts?
The victims of lingerie photos are never thought about enough. Enjoy.
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Sometimes I dig our friends at Nuts magazine, sometimes I just love them, like this week, for putting out their preview of the best of the bustiest 2012 calendars, set to hit store shelves shortly. And what could be wrong with hot looks at next year’s months, this year, courtesy of supreme bosom babes such as Danica Thrall, Emma Frain, Holly Peers, Imogen Thomas, Jorgie Porter, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones, and Sabine J. Priek. Wow, just saying those names puts me in a state of blessed dis-relief, ogling them, it’s just too much. Enjoy.
Say hello to Sabine J. Priek, we think the J. stands for Jiggly, the latest and greatest British sensation glamour model to break big in the future Kingdom of Bill and Kate, featured in the current edition of Nuts magazine, and, well, good God boobs almighty. Granted, Sabine J. Priek is a Latvian transplant to Jolly Old (so, shoutout to Latvian hotness), but this is still another nice notch in the funbag fineries offered up by the British Empire. Forget about royal weddings, the Union Jack is now starting to be known for hot, bodacious women. Pip pip. Enjoy.