Rosie Jones

Rosie Jones Perfectly Chests Up to Lucy Collett In a Titanic Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Wow, just wow. Talk about two boob-giants of the industry getting together in a chest to chest competition. I'd watch UFC more often if they let their elites battle each other instead of hyped up contenders being squashed week to week. Not in the Battle of the Boobtastic. No sir.

We are talking Rosie Jones, who we took into our hearts and libidos at eighteen, and ginger hottie Lucy Collett and her squishy perfect curvaceous female form. Two legends entering the ring. I'm glad I don't have to decide on the winner. It'd be like picking which of your kids you love the most. But, you must choose. This is your sworn duty here each Thursday, to render a decision that will leave one ridiculously hot girl feeling triumphant and one supremely fine girl feeling so dejected she actually takes me up on my offer of rebound sex. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones and Nicole Neal Topless Bikini Pool Party for Labor Day Sweet Visuals

 

I'm not sure what you're up to this Labor Day, but unless you've got Rosie Jones and Nicole Neal flashing their bikini and topless body goodness in your backyard, you've still got room to improve your day.

Sure, barbecue, check. Cold brew, check. Friends, family, ball games, check, check, check. But I'm forced to counter check with the giggly topless goodness of these sweet treats in this holiday special edition photoshoot from our friends at Nuts magazine. By the way, if you you do happen to have these or similar girls taking off their bikinis at your Labor Day party today, please do send me photos. For research purposes only, natch. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, and Other Hotties Topless Behind the Scenes of the Hot Shots 2014 Calendar

 

What can you say about a calendar that features the likes of Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, Sophie Howard, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and Kelly Hall in and out of various bikini and low cut outfits, flashing their bare funbags for the love of all things 2014? Well, you can say, come on January 1, I know it's only August, but you can't get here soon enough.

We love us some wicked hot boobtastic Britty glamour models. When you start getting them together, in and out of pools and fun cosplay costumes, in and out of their clothes, our love turns to full on lust and a desire to start buying things. Starting with the 2014 Hot Shots calendar when that must-be-amazing eye popper comes to market. Selling to us is ever so simple. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones, Lacey Bangard, Holly Peers, and Nicole Neal Topless on the Beach to Celebrate Summer

 

Nothing, absolutely nothing, says summer like hot girls at the beach in bikinis. Well, for Egotastic! summer, you definitely have to include the key element of those bikinis coming off. As my non-blinking eyes do feast just so upon the hotness likes of Rosie Jones, Lacey Banghard, Holly Peers, and Nicole Neal frolicking along the beach in such a frenzied state, they barely notice their bikini tops coming off in this Nuts magazine photo shoot.

But I'm noticing. And reminding myself that something amazing always happens every time you visit the beach in the summer. Somebody's showing something that is making you feel something special. In the case of Rosie, Holly, Lacey, and Nicole, they are showing something beyond special. Four ridiculously hot bodies getting topless in the sand. Hallelujah to summer. May you never end. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Calendar Outtakes Are Big Bits of Goodness from the Current Year

While we will be bringing you tons and tons of lust-filled previews of the 2014 calendars in the coming months, there's something to be said for the ongoing '13 efforts of supremely hot women like Rosie Jones in covered topless sextastic outtakes from her Big D calendar.

Many thanks to EgoReader 'Penn' for providing us with a glimpse at the outtakes from this noteworthy annual calendar we've not laid our peepers upon previously. Let us never forsake the present funbags to always look for what's next. Or let's do both at the same time. Either way, Rosie Jones, past, present, future, just one woman I'd love to take away on a long weekend that lasted seven years. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Gloriously Chests Up to Sabine Jemeljanova In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Fresh off her 23rd birthday celebration, the inimitable Rosie Jones is back in the game, working her two globes of fleshy perfection in contest against one of the unsung heroes of the chesty game, Sabine Jemeljanova, in a match of the mammaries that could only truly be decided by a set of funbag experts we like to call the EgoReader audience.

Each week as we circle around the Thunderdome of the truly splendid seasonal melons to decide who's tubes deserve the gold medal, we cast a very important vote. Sure, the swing of Presidential elections and the like determine the outcome of many vital world events. But there is no force in this world more powerful than that of the sweet udders that each week engage in the Battle of the Boobtastic. So, please, choose wisely. But choose you must -- and tell us, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Topless 23rd Birthday Salute

 

There are several annual holidays we hold dear here at Egotastic!, but you know well that July 19th is the day we take a pause to celebrate the coming into this world of Rosie Jones, just one of the still very young, and yet forever hottie glamour model who really defines the sport. She's the Michael Jordan of hot bodied boobtastic modeling. A phenom who took the stage by storm the minute she turned 18, and now at 23 today, has hardly slowed down a beat.

We salute Rosie and her epic hot body today with another look at her, err, developments, from age 18 to present day in these Aline Webster photos shot through the past few years for the British tabloids. Just ever so fine. Happy Birthday, Rosie!