Rosie Jones

Rosie Jones Calendar Outtakes Are Big Bits of Goodness from the Current Year

While we will be bringing you tons and tons of lust-filled previews of the 2014 calendars in the coming months, there's something to be said for the ongoing '13 efforts of supremely hot women like Rosie Jones in covered topless sextastic outtakes from her Big D calendar.

Many thanks to EgoReader 'Penn' for providing us with a glimpse at the outtakes from this noteworthy annual calendar we've not laid our peepers upon previously. Let us never forsake the present funbags to always look for what's next. Or let's do both at the same time. Either way, Rosie Jones, past, present, future, just one woman I'd love to take away on a long weekend that lasted seven years. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Gloriously Chests Up to Sabine Jemeljanova In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Fresh off her 23rd birthday celebration, the inimitable Rosie Jones is back in the game, working her two globes of fleshy perfection in contest against one of the unsung heroes of the chesty game, Sabine Jemeljanova, in a match of the mammaries that could only truly be decided by a set of funbag experts we like to call the EgoReader audience.

Each week as we circle around the Thunderdome of the truly splendid seasonal melons to decide who's tubes deserve the gold medal, we cast a very important vote. Sure, the swing of Presidential elections and the like determine the outcome of many vital world events. But there is no force in this world more powerful than that of the sweet udders that each week engage in the Battle of the Boobtastic. So, please, choose wisely. But choose you must -- and tell us, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Topless 23rd Birthday Salute

 

There are several annual holidays we hold dear here at Egotastic!, but you know well that July 19th is the day we take a pause to celebrate the coming into this world of Rosie Jones, just one of the still very young, and yet forever hottie glamour model who really defines the sport. She's the Michael Jordan of hot bodied boobtastic modeling. A phenom who took the stage by storm the minute she turned 18, and now at 23 today, has hardly slowed down a beat.

We salute Rosie and her epic hot body today with another look at her, err, developments, from age 18 to present day in these Aline Webster photos shot through the past few years for the British tabloids. Just ever so fine. Happy Birthday, Rosie!

Thank God It’s Funbags! Rosie Jones and India Reynolds Topless Tennis for Wimbledon Win

 

What with Wimbledon well under way and tennis on the minds of people who can't find any other sports to watch this time of year betwixt basketball and football and with baseball in its dog days, what better way to tribute the female side of the sport than with two faptastically buxom blessed hotties by the names of Rosie Jones and India Reynolds.

The boys at Nuts magazine have outdone themselves this time with a hot bodied and melon-filled take on the sport of kings. No volleys or lobs in this game between Rosie and India. Just aces and slams and a whole lot of loves. My, oh, my, how suddenly a sport can become interesting.

You made it to Friday. Now kick up your heels, pop that beer top, and imagine yourself having a little grass court time with the likes of Rosie and India. TGIF!

Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes Warm My Cockles and Fill My Heart With Joy

 

I'm not sure how it is that the ridiculously hot Rosie Jones and I have never turned our mutual passions into real life making of the sexy time. It could be that I'm misunderstanding the word 'mutual', but I take it to mean that my lust for Rosie Jones runs as deep as the oceans and she has yet to file a restraining order on my ass with Interpol. I assume we're all good.

Featured in blessed outtakes from our friends at Nuts magazine, the still young brunette glamour model extraordinaire once more employs some naughty night time lingerie to tease us to the point of mental, and if we can get the private time, physical, exhaustion. But most definitely the good kind of tired.

Oh, Rosie, thy body doth slay me. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Contest With Lucy Collett in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Talk about your battle of the titty titans. Our highly belusted long time since barely legal lust, Rosie Jones, pits her forefronts against the mighty ginger spectaculars of Lucy Collett, a woman for whom we've hyperventilated to dangerous degrees on more than one occasion. This is like watching Batman battle Superman, if both superheroes were incredibly hot women with amazing funbags.

Still, even in a Battle of the Boobtastic superpowers, one must win and one must go home in tears. And you have been granted the power to make this determination. So, I ask you, between these two ridiculously hot melon-ripe Page 3 models, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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READER FINDS: Christina Hendricks Sextastic, Petra Nemcova Topless, Lake Bell Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

It's a Holiday weekend Friday which means many of you are already halfway to your destinations by now if you're leaving town, or halfway to tipsy town if you're staying in. I'm halfway to both, but there's no way we're not celebrating this week's communal offering of copious skin before this day is out. A little sextastic something we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Rosie Jones and Lacey Banghard sharing a romantic topless hug (that OMG moment courtesy of EgoReader 'Jay S.'), Christina Hendricks hella hot in a Matthias McGrath photoshoot (thank you 'Reuben'), Sonja Bennett topless in the aptly titled Young People Fucking (a big contribution by 'Danes'), gloriously hot Natasha Henstridge nekkid onscreen (delivered by 'Duane R.'), Italian model Bianca Balti flashing her tubulars (kudos to 'Matt' on this one, err, two), Charlize Theron nekkid and burning hot from the big screen (a whoa baby from 'Will B.'), hottie Cristina Serrano in Interviu magazine (plus plus plus to 'Devon'), Siena Miller topless in Two Jacks (grandly given by 'Sophie'), Rebecca Hall of Iron Man fame topless at the movies (many thanks to 'Ito'), thespianic Susan Ward flashing her goodies (hearty congratulations to 'O.M' on this find), Melissa Johnston topless in Barely Legal (gracias to 'Cory'), Melissa Riso who we just met topless modeling pics (donated graciously by 'Dennis'), Heathyr Hoffman from the SyFy Channel topless (we bow down to 'John R.'), some wickedly hot Petra Nemcova topless modeling pics (by way of 'Adam F.'), Sofia Vergara see-through (lent ever so kindly by 'Amod'), Skylar Grey all wet and see-through (benevolence of 'swistaszek'), and, last, but certainly not least, the hot bodied Lake Bell nekkid in her newer film, Black Rock. It's a handful, a mouthful, and a solid snort worth of celebrity skin. Enjoy.