I’m not sure what you get somebody for their 500th anniversary, but in the case of the 500th edition of Nuts magazine, I suppose you send bronzed boobs or something contextually relevant. I know dinnerware won’t do them much good.
To celebrate the 500th printed edition of the magazine, the lads across the pond brought together just about every heavy-boobweight in their arsenal for a celebratory photoshoot. Kind of encapsulating what is good and decent and round about curvaceous young British women with their coquettish smiles and flowing hair and flouncing funbags. Just one super groovy visual party, to say the least. Happy Anniversary!
A friend of mine from the Old Country the other day remarked about how obsessed Americans are with blondes. Without denying there is definitely a traditional favoritism in this fair land toward the fair haired ladies, I reminded him that the Egotastic! world is filled with beautiful, drop dead boobtastic woman of all colored tops and bottoms and in-betweens. You know of my personal passion for reds, and the special naughty fantasies I hold in my lower heart for brunettes. The raven haired hotties who seem to hold so much mystery inside, or at least beneath their sweaters.
Thankfully, our friends at Nuts feel the same, this month paying tribute to our favorite brunette buxom glamour models. Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Lacey Banghard. If these four girls happen to be at your party, you’ve got a pretty damn good party going on. If you find these four women in your bedroom, be careful not to pinch yourself, because you’re probably dreaming. But, oh, what a dream that is! Enjoy.
Wow, just wow. Talk about two boob-giants of the industry getting together in a chest to chest competition. I’d watch UFC more often if they let their elites battle each other instead of hyped up contenders being squashed week to week. Not in the Battle of the Boobtastic. No sir.
We are talking Rosie Jones, who we took into our hearts and libidos at eighteen, and ginger hottie Lucy Collett and her squishy perfect curvaceous female form. Two legends entering the ring. I’m glad I don’t have to decide on the winner. It’d be like picking which of your kids you love the most. But, you must choose. This is your sworn duty here each Thursday, to render a decision that will leave one ridiculously hot girl feeling triumphant and one supremely fine girl feeling so dejected she actually takes me up on my offer of rebound sex. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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I’m not sure what you’re up to this Labor Day, but unless you’ve got Rosie Jones and Nicole Neal flashing their bikini and topless body goodness in your backyard, you’ve still got room to improve your day.
Sure, barbecue, check. Cold brew, check. Friends, family, ball games, check, check, check. But I’m forced to counter check with the giggly topless goodness of these sweet treats in this holiday special edition photoshoot from our friends at Nuts magazine. By the way, if you you do happen to have these or similar girls taking off their bikinis at your Labor Day party today, please do send me photos. For research purposes only, natch. Enjoy.
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What can you say about a calendar that features the likes of Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, Sophie Howard, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and Kelly Hall in and out of various bikini and low cut outfits, flashing their bare funbags for the love of all things 2014? Well, you can say, come on January 1, I know it’s only August, but you can’t get here soon enough.
We love us some wicked hot boobtastic Britty glamour models. When you start getting them together, in and out of pools and fun cosplay costumes, in and out of their clothes, our love turns to full on lust and a desire to start buying things. Starting with the 2014 Hot Shots calendar when that must-be-amazing eye popper comes to market. Selling to us is ever so simple. Enjoy.
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Nothing, absolutely nothing, says summer like hot girls at the beach in bikinis. Well, for Egotastic! summer, you definitely have to include the key element of those bikinis coming off. As my non-blinking eyes do feast just so upon the hotness likes of Rosie Jones, Lacey Banghard, Holly Peers, and Nicole Neal frolicking along the beach in such a frenzied state, they barely notice their bikini tops coming off in this Nuts magazine photo shoot.
But I’m noticing. And reminding myself that something amazing always happens every time you visit the beach in the summer. Somebody’s showing something that is making you feel something special. In the case of Rosie, Holly, Lacey, and Nicole, they are showing something beyond special. Four ridiculously hot bodies getting topless in the sand. Hallelujah to summer. May you never end. Enjoy.
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