Rosie Jones

Thank God It’s Funbags! Rosie Jones Brilliant Boobs Outtakes are Beyond Bodacious

 

I feel like this Friday deserves special notice as it's kind of the last summer feeling end of the week type thingee for a whole entire year. The last weekend the ladies can wear white, or that at least we can peek up their short white summer dresses, and soon the leaves will be falling and we'll be staring down their tops as raking time occurs.

We don't change much with the seasons. Or the primary way we look to jumpstart our time off, with big bold bodacious ta-ta's, this week, courtesy of some outrageously ogle worthy outtakes from the Brilliant Boobs photoshoot from Nuts magazine of our deep passion and tingle inducing Britty young bombshell, Rosie Jones, who shows once again what a simple equation hot girl plus wicked hot body is to solve. The answer is always firmly in your graps. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Battles India Reynolds In Hot August Topless Behind the Scenes (VIDEO)

 

With all the battles we initiate, you might think us warrior types, but we're lovers, not fighters, lovers specifically of the sweet hot bodies of some of our favorite British boobtastics, in this case, the young but legendary Rosie Jones and the luscious hot India Reynolds in competing hot August photoshoots for Nuts magazine.

Both of these masters of the sextastic turn and preen for the cameras as their tops come off and beg you to compare and contrast their epic wonderments. If only these videos were available in Scratch n' Sniff format, we'd be in heaven. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Says, ‘Bring on the Boobtastic’, to Emily O’Hara in Thursday’s Battle of the Beautiful Bulges

 

Oh, dare to dream. We love when somebody steps up to challenge an evergreen ever-boobtastic gold medalist like Rosie Jones in a battle of the Page 3 bare chests.

That hardcore challenger is blonde hottie Emily O'Hara, putting up her stacks against the chest puppies of Rosie Jones in our weekly contest of the finest bodily assets. It's an epic battle, Thunderdome style, four boobs enter, only two may leave. As for you, the only thing you risk is poking your eyes out (or hand cramps, but that is entirely voluntary.

So, whose ta-ta's reign supreme this week?

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Rosie Jones Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before — With Her Top On (Still So Hot)

As you know, here at Egotastic! we know when we're truly in lust with a woman when we find ourselves gazing at her photos and she's not even nekkid. It's a sign of true and deep passion, the kind that frightened us as teenagers, but now, we've come to accept as part of the maturation process. On occasion, we can ogle women with their clothes on, some of them, some of the time.

For instance, our highly be-lusted British bouncy boobtastic babe, Rosie Jones, in her catalogue pictures for Simply Beach lingerie. Not a hint of nekkidness, yet, ever so desirable. Granted, we are talking sexy underthings. Still, I like to think we're growing. In fact, leering at Rosie Jones in her skivvies, we most definitely are growing. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones And Friends Drop Some ‘Brilliant Breasts’ for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

Leave it to our funbag fascinated friends at Nuts magazine to deliver an Olympian effort of chest puppy goodness in their 'Brilliant Breasts' issue of the magazine, featuring the stunning, now 22-year old Rosie Jones along with her friends Nicole Neal, Arabella Drummond, and India Reynolds, all aptly named for this particular issue.

Now, we have no idea if these girls really are true friends, but in our imagination, not only are the BFFs getting manicures and pedicures, but they're having whipped cream fights in the raw, laying on bear skin rugs, rolling around in tubs full of Jell-O, and calling Egotastic! for a late night giggling booty call. But that is our imaginations. Enjoy.

You Know Who Knows How to Celebrate the Olympics Properly? Rosie Jones and Her Magnificent Melons Do

 

You might be painting your face right about now with national team colors, you might be clearing off space on your DVR to make sure you get all 107 hours of equestrian event coverage, and you may even be tattooing five interconnected colorful circles on your scrotal regions, all to show your sign of enthusiasm for today's kickoff of the 2012 Summer Olympics, but, none of you have got my Olympics fan attention quite like Rosie Jones.

In her new pictorial for Loaded magazine, Rosie Jones shows precisely what it takes to be one of the hottest women in the nation given the privilege of hosting the Olympic games. It takes glorious pride and glorious funbags to complete this mission, and Rosie Jones has them both in spades. Though I'd prefer the latter in my two hands. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Birthday Bash Concludes With a Bevy of World-Saving Boobtastic

 

Well, if you haven't fapped yourself into the next life this week leading up to the big birthday today, you're on board to wish a happy 22nd birthday to one of our favorite glamour models on the face of this occasionally blue planet, Rosie Jones, just a Middlesex vixen and a half, with plenty of sextastic to spare.

I feel like we've watched Rosie grow up before our leering eyes, though we've had the benefit of doing most of the growing, as Rosie was clearly chest-primed and ready for prime time well before we were ever really allowed to show her to you in her full goodness.

We're quite convinced that if every man had a woman like Rosie Jones waiting for him at home, in say, a cut off shirt and a pair of short shorts, he'd never ever want to go to war. Happy Birthday, Rosie.

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