As we enter the final month of Lucky ’13 as I feel like we just dubbed it so days ago, and we most definitely look forward to 2014, we still cling onto the past like children suckling onto the maternal bosom. And in the case of these see-though outtakes from the 2013 Rosie Jones Calendar, that bosom suckling analogy is downright perfect.
Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it. While there’s no way I could fathom forgetting a single shot of the wicked hot Rosie Jones ever, I wouldn’t mind repeating 2013 with her sextastic offerings. Including these boobtastic reveals we are only now discovering at the tail end of the year. You should definitely be looking forward to hanging Rosie 2014 on your wall, but forsake not your hotness history, as provided by the unparalleled lust inducement of Rosie Jones in a teasy top. Enjoy.
Talk about two thundering Titans of the boobtastic. The inimitable Rosie Jones accepting the chestal fight club invitation from blonde hottie and international boner manufacturing mogul Rhian Sugden. This could be quite epic in terms of the annals of two-on-two sporting events. Or, it could be incredibly sad, for while two incredibly hot women enter the Battle of the Boobtastic, only one can leave with her head hung high and her funbags dangling at a perfectly passion inducing latitude.
It’s up to you, our faithful readers to decide. Whose glorious globes gives you the intense happy feelings? Whose melons do you covet for your personal cocktails? Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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I’ll say this for Courtnie Quinlan, she has courage. Like the Cowardly Lion, but with an amazing rack and killer looks and a lot less hair. You need some serious valor to take on the likes of Hall of Famer Rosie Jones in a Battle of the Boobtastic, where four boobs enter, but only two can leave with the trophy in hand. Well, not so much as a trophy as a slap on the behind from me, like an enthused third base coach congratulating a home run hitter rounding my base. It’s all about the love.
The powers are not vested in me to decide such matters of the heart, or heart area. So it’s up to you to determine whether Courtnie has the raw funbag power to dethrone the mighty Rosie. Decide you must. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Rosie Jones not only floats my boat, she sets it to sea, puts the wind in its sails, and ultimately causes me to crash onto rocky shores as I spy her ridiculously sextastic topless female form standing along the shore like a visual Siren’s entrancing call. How can you not be entranced by this outrageously hot and boobtastic brunette babe? That’s rhetorical I suppose.
I feel like I’ve lusted for Rosie for three lifetimes, though it’s only been a few glorious years. But in epic pictorials like these classic shots of Rosie from Nuts magazine, you can see why she is a faptastic fan favorite for ogling gentleman worldwide. Whatever it is that a woman can have going on, Rosie has it going on and then some. I have sin in my heart and most every other organ of my body right about now. Enjoy.
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There aren’t many women who I can remember exactly the first time I met them. My mom I suppose, deep in my subconscious somewhere, the little hot girl who transferred into my fifth grade class and I just knew would be my first kiss, and, of course, Rosie Jones. I distinctly recall the first time I laid eyes upon Rosie Jones, just one young super hottie glamour model who has never really left my thoughts ever since. Some combination of sextastic and girl-next-door-with-amazing-tatas allure that just grabs hold tight and never lets go. Thankfully.
Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Rosie continues to show exactly why if she’s not your dream girl, you simply need to get your dreaming tools sharpened. She’s an all-day sucker in a land where all-day sugar consumption keeps you alive. I stand ready to lick (that’s a metaphor, kind of). Enjoy.
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I’m not sure what you get somebody for their 500th anniversary, but in the case of the 500th edition of Nuts magazine, I suppose you send bronzed boobs or something contextually relevant. I know dinnerware won’t do them much good.
To celebrate the 500th printed edition of the magazine, the lads across the pond brought together just about every heavy-boobweight in their arsenal for a celebratory photoshoot. Kind of encapsulating what is good and decent and round about curvaceous young British women with their coquettish smiles and flowing hair and flouncing funbags. Just one super groovy visual party, to say the least. Happy Anniversary!
A friend of mine from the Old Country the other day remarked about how obsessed Americans are with blondes. Without denying there is definitely a traditional favoritism in this fair land toward the fair haired ladies, I reminded him that the Egotastic! world is filled with beautiful, drop dead boobtastic woman of all colored tops and bottoms and in-betweens. You know of my personal passion for reds, and the special naughty fantasies I hold in my lower heart for brunettes. The raven haired hotties who seem to hold so much mystery inside, or at least beneath their sweaters.
Thankfully, our friends at Nuts feel the same, this month paying tribute to our favorite brunette buxom glamour models. Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Lacey Banghard. If these four girls happen to be at your party, you’ve got a pretty damn good party going on. If you find these four women in your bedroom, be careful not to pinch yourself, because you’re probably dreaming. But, oh, what a dream that is! Enjoy.