Rosie Jones

2014 Edition of Battle of the Boobtastic Kicks Off With Rosie Jones and Kym Graham in Teatly Contest

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Everybody talks about evolving and resolutions and all sorts of opportunity for growth and maturity with the start of a new year. Meh, I prefer the eternally juvenile. So much more fun. Like our weekly contests between the proud chests of two super fine ladies battling it out in our Thunderdome of the Tittastic. Sure, it might be a bit sophomoric, but aren’t most grand things in life? I’ll leave the ‘read more classic literature’ and ‘save a forest’ type promises to my more motivated and Facebook lunch picture posting friends. As for me, I continue to love boobs until the end of days.

How can one not marvel at the delicious delights of the likes of Rosie Jones and Kym Graham, and not wish that to be your eternal resolve. Four perfect melons, divided by twos, and pit in the contest of the most delicious. Now, for the first time in 2014, you must again decide the most pertinent issue of the day, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Swimsuit and Lingerie Calendar Hotness for 2014

Rosie Jones is simply hot. There’s no two ways about it. While we are normally blessed with seeing this spunky brunette without her top on, in her new 2014 Swimsuit Calendar, she manages to keep some bits of swimsuit and lingerie on her curvaceous fine female form, while still exuding ridiculous levels of passion inducement. It’s certainly easy to imagine a tropical vacation with Rosie Jones. It’s even easier to imagine never leaving the hotel room or even remember what island you’re on because you’re spending all your non-sweaty time making ice packs for your hurting stranger-danger touch areas.

Rosie, call me. Let’s plan our own Caribbean island getaway. Maybe not exactly to the Caribbean, but we can look at pictures online from my apartment while we feed each other mangos. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones See-Through Goodness Still Clinging onto 2013

As we enter the final month of Lucky ’13 as I feel like we just dubbed it so days ago, and we most definitely look forward to 2014, we still cling onto the past like children suckling onto the maternal bosom. And in the case of these see-though outtakes from the 2013 Rosie Jones Calendar, that bosom suckling analogy is downright perfect.

Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it. While there’s no way I could fathom forgetting a single shot of the wicked hot Rosie Jones ever, I wouldn’t mind repeating 2013 with her sextastic offerings. Including these boobtastic reveals we are only now discovering at the tail end of the year. You should definitely be looking forward to hanging Rosie 2014 on your wall, but forsake not your hotness history, as provided by the unparalleled lust inducement of Rosie Jones in a teasy top. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Throws Down Her Top at Rhian Sugden In the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

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Talk about two thundering Titans of the boobtastic. The inimitable Rosie Jones accepting the chestal fight club invitation from blonde hottie and international boner manufacturing mogul Rhian Sugden. This could be quite epic in terms of the annals of two-on-two sporting events. Or, it could be incredibly sad, for while two incredibly hot women enter the Battle of the Boobtastic, only one can leave with her head hung high and her funbags dangling at a perfectly passion inducing latitude.

It’s up to you, our faithful readers to decide. Whose glorious globes gives you the intense happy feelings? Whose melons do you covet for your personal cocktails? Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Courtnie Quinlan Dares to Bare Her Chest Against Rosie Jones in the Battle of the Boobtastic

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I’ll say this for Courtnie Quinlan, she has courage. Like the Cowardly Lion, but with an amazing rack and killer looks and a lot less hair. You need some serious valor to take on the likes of Hall of Famer Rosie Jones in a Battle of the Boobtastic, where four boobs enter, but only two can leave with the trophy in hand. Well, not so much as a trophy as a slap on the behind from me, like an enthused third base coach congratulating a home run hitter rounding my base. It’s all about the love.

The powers are not vested in me to decide such matters of the heart, or heart area. So it’s up to you to determine whether Courtnie has the raw funbag power to dethrone the mighty Rosie. Decide you must. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Topless Wicked Hotness for Mammarial Monday

Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts VIP October 2013
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Rosie Jones not only floats my boat, she sets it to sea, puts the wind in its sails, and ultimately causes me to crash onto rocky shores as I spy her ridiculously sextastic topless female form standing along the shore like a visual Siren’s entrancing call. How can you not be entranced by this outrageously hot and boobtastic brunette babe? That’s rhetorical I suppose.

I feel like I’ve lusted for Rosie for three lifetimes, though it’s only been a few glorious years. But in epic pictorials like these classic shots of Rosie from Nuts magazine, you can see why she is a faptastic fan favorite for ogling gentleman worldwide. Whatever it is that a woman can have going on, Rosie has it going on and then some. I have sin in my heart and most every other organ of my body right about now. Enjoy.


Rosie Jones Topless Pictures in Her Flat Likely to Cause Deeply Raised Feelings

Rosie Jones Topless Treats in Nuts Magazine October 2013
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There aren’t many women who I can remember exactly the first time I met them. My mom I suppose, deep in my subconscious somewhere, the little hot girl who transferred into my fifth grade class and I just knew would be my first kiss, and, of course, Rosie Jones. I distinctly recall the first time I laid eyes upon Rosie Jones, just one young super hottie glamour model who has never really left my thoughts ever since. Some combination of sextastic and girl-next-door-with-amazing-tatas allure that just grabs hold tight and never lets go. Thankfully.

Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Rosie continues to show exactly why if she’s not your dream girl, you simply need to get your dreaming tools sharpened. She’s an all-day sucker in a land where all-day sugar consumption keeps you alive. I stand ready to lick (that’s a metaphor, kind of). Enjoy.

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