Rosie Jones

Rosie Jones Wages Chest-War With Staci Noblett in the First Battle of the Boobtastic of Lucky ’13

 

Yes, we have officially dubbed 2013 as 'Lucky '13', the year in which we intend to be lucky enough to see more faptastic celebrity funbags than ever before. And we're already off to a roaring start, including in our first of the year Battle of the Boobtastic where Page 3 girls Rosie Jones, just one epic hottie, pits her untethered teats against another one of our deliciously desirable lasses from the Old Country, Staci Noblett.

One legendary showdown between two girls with four perfect puppies between them. But who's ta's will reign supreme?

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Xmas Toplessness Isn’t Over Until We Decide It Is! Holly Peers and Rosie Jones Take You Behind the Scenes of Their Yuletide Funbags Photoshoot

 

Outside of spiked egg nog (because eggs and booze were ever meant to be together) and watching my buddy Burt's young overseas bride go commando underneath her Santa's helper costume again this year, the very best part of Christmas are the bountiful bevy of boobtastic babes going quite topless to celebrate the season. Our friends at Nuts magazine are among the lads magazines that do such a fine job turning the birth of the Christian Savior into an excuse for epic levels of funbaggery, including this second installment of Holly Peers and Rosie Jones dropping the tops off their Yuletide costumes and riding something close to a reindeer together.

Now, some people believe that the holidays are about family and tradition and old school values, as do we. Sextastic topless sweethearts just happens to be our family tradition. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes from Fifty Shades of Grey Photoshoot (Fifty Shades of Awesome!)

 

While yesterday may have been the day of bountiful giving, well, don't expect any dropoff the day after, not on this Wednesday, this humpday of your already shortened, if not entirely canceled workweek, you lucky effin' bastard. No, sir-ee, when abundance in the manner of outtakes of Rosie Jones from her Fifty Shades of Grey BDSM-lite pictorial for Nuts magazine are 'neath the wrapping paper, heck, everyday becomes just like Christmas.

Oh, how we imagine Rosie, ourselves, a little bit of duct tape (it truly has a thousand and one uses), a little black lingerie, and some complete album sides of Def Leppard blaring from our iPods as we lay waste to all forms of decency, let alone basic sanitary guidelines, as we make magical sexy time for an entire weekend in our Comfort Suites Inn executive suite. But, we digress. As will you after checking out these images of Rosie Jones bound and funbagged. Just glorious. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Chests Up Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

In our last Battle of the Boobtastic before Christmas Day, we find the dual presence (err, presents) of our super sweet glamour model favorite, Rosie Jones, in her Page 3 topless pictorial, measuring her sweet peaches up against a very topless Sam Cooke, a blonde temptress with outstanding funbags. While all battles of the chestal variety tend to get dangerously sticky, this matchup promises to be chock full of milky goodness.

So hard to decide between two of the great DD-elights in this world, but decide you must! Who's ta-ta's reign supreme this week?

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Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Help Ring In Christmas With Topless Kissing

 

It's beginning to look a lot like topless Christmas these days, with our friends from Nuts magazine now joining the fray of hot girls, fake snow, and tons of Yuletide funbaggery. And with the likes of Rosie Jones and Holly Peers dropping their tops to smoke Santa's chimney, well, who can not feel the seasonal spirit within.

There truly is no better holiday than Xmas to celebrate the bodacious celebrity babes we honor all year, but at this time of the year, we are especially grateful for their presence in our anatomical hearths. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder, India Reynolds, Holly Peers, and Rosie Jones Fabulous Funbag Foursome for X-mas Joy

 

It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. When children are laughing and playing in the snow. Mistletoe hanging. Trees a flocking. And the sense of winter wonderment is everywhere. Most especially on the pages of Nuts magazine for their annual X-mas special pictorial featuring four of the hottest women on this here planet, Lucy Pinder, India Reynolds, Rosie Jones, and Holly Peers literally lighting your yule logs on fire with topless holiday merriment.

Now, I know every family has their own Christmas traditions, but in the Egotastic! house, the annual leering and ogling of Britty glamour models jiggling about and tossing fake snowballs ranks well above ornament dangling. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Bedroom Photo Series Will Bust Down Your Doors

 

Rosie Jones really is quite a stunning creature, a figure of female faptastic that routinely, regularly, and without fail, floats our boats to high tide levels.

In her latest bedroom photoshoot for Nuts magazine, the early 20's something princess of the perfect body lets the boudoir apparel slip this way and that, until it's utterly fallen off her body revealing just two of the simply most perfect funbags on the face of this gaseous spinning orb we call the home planet. Throw in those sultry eyes and some soft lips and you really do have the makings of daytime fantasy perfection. Enjoy.

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