Rosie Jones

Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones Topless Perfection Is… Perfect

Rosie Jones Topless in Lingerie for Nuts March 2014
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What can you say about Rosie Jones besides the fact she’s one stupendous young lady with one of the finest pairs of funbags on this planet. I do disfavor superlatives, but every time I see the perfectly pert and pouty pair on Rosie Jones, I am reminded all over again why I dedicate my workday, and a good chunk of my off-work time, to the pursuit of sweet lady melons. Rosie is inspiring.

Featured in the current edition of Nuts magazine, Rosie takes the simple act of the lingerie striptease and turns it into yet another Mona Lisa type classic passion inducing reveal. If Mona Lisa had yams like Rosie Jones, I’d actually visit the Louvre instead of just telling people that I have just to sound sophisticated. Rosie, you are my Huzzah!

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Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless Apartment Playtime Outtakes Just Keep on Giving the Goodies

Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless Nuts Outtakes
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That blessedly hot photoshoot from our friends at Nuts magazine featuring belusted hotties Rosie Jones and Holly Peers getting fun and kitty playtime in their apartment just keeps on giving, with extended outtakes taking us on an even deeper dive into the gloriously hot globes of these two young delectables.

The idea of two half-nekkid sextastic brunettes heading upstairs in their flat to finish off the stripping business would be too much to handle if it weren’t for the fact that that it’s just so amazing to handle. This Sapphic leaning menage-a-ta-ta’s is just what the doctor ordered for a Monday morning. Literally, funbags are the new healthy diet and exercise. Take two and don’t call me in the morning. Enjoy.

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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden Undressed Up for the Nuts 10th Anniversary

Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and Friends Topless in Nuts VIP January 2014
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I’m not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I’m quite certain that’s better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.

The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that’s a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless Hottie House Party of Two

Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless Shoot for Nuts Magazine February 2014
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It’s hard to imagine anything more sextastic than my belusted glamourous models Rosie Jones and Holly Peers hanging out at home in their cocktail dresses, and oh so much less, having a couple drinks, and stripping playfully topless in this Nuts magazine pictorial. I am of course open to suggestions on that front, but, for now, let’s call this the top of my fantasy-provoking list.

As hot as each of these young ladies are, there’s something so very extra Sapphic and special when they couple up for an evening of half-nekkid playtime in their flat. The whole is most definitely greater than the sum of their mouth-watering parts. What happened after the lights went out is anybody’s guess, though I have written my top 50 guesses down in detail here on a piece of paper with sketched pictures of how I believe it went down. So damn hot. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine, Joey, Rosie, and Melissa Get Together for a Topless Office Party

Rosie Jones, Sabine Jemeljanova, Melissa Debling and Joey Fisher Topless Nuts Shoot January 2014
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Oh blessed final day of the workweek, you have arrived like a cold frosty beverage on a sweaty hot day. The perfect capper to a week of pretend labor and overhyped sighs. As always, I do hope the week on Egotastic! helps you get through your daily grind with a bit of a smile and perhaps a happy tingle or two. Of course, I am helped in my efforts by the hotness likes of Joey Fisher, Melissa Debling, Rosie Jones, and Sabine Jemeljanova, who all got topless at the Nuts magazine office for some visual wonderments. It’s the office I always imagined Id work in, you know, act like I wasn’t staring as four wickedly sextastic women began to unrobe around me while my insides were melting. I’m blessed to have something not too dissimilar. Minus Rosie, Joey, Melissa, and Sabina. Alas.

On Fridays we give thanks to the beautiful bevy of boobtastic babes that grace our hearts and minds each and every day we have the opportunity to breathe and to ogle. These four ladies just make the world that much sweeter. A wonderful contribution indeed. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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Rosie Jones Topless, Terrific, and Totally Boobtastic for Ta-Ta Tuesday

Rosie Jones Topless in a Bikini for Nuts Photoshoot January 2014
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I do so love Rosie Jones. She remains high on my list of girls I’d most like to be stranded on a desert island with with nothing but our physical passions to soothe our lost souls. Oh, the coconuts that would fall during our rounds of epic lovemaking. The macaws would screech and the monkeys would holler, but nothing would interrupt our primal mutual lust. Or, if not mutual, you know, Rosie fashioning spears from bamboo stalks and threatening my tallywacker if I even get near her newly fashioned beach hut. Eventually, passion will prevail.

Featured in the latest edition of Nuts magazine, Rosie Jones and her bodacious beautiful boobtastic give evidence as to my desert island rankings. She’s just ever so perfect. My angel is a centerfold. Enjoy.

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2014 Edition of Battle of the Boobtastic Kicks Off With Rosie Jones and Kym Graham in Teatly Contest

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Everybody talks about evolving and resolutions and all sorts of opportunity for growth and maturity with the start of a new year. Meh, I prefer the eternally juvenile. So much more fun. Like our weekly contests between the proud chests of two super fine ladies battling it out in our Thunderdome of the Tittastic. Sure, it might be a bit sophomoric, but aren’t most grand things in life? I’ll leave the ‘read more classic literature’ and ‘save a forest’ type promises to my more motivated and Facebook lunch picture posting friends. As for me, I continue to love boobs until the end of days.

How can one not marvel at the delicious delights of the likes of Rosie Jones and Kym Graham, and not wish that to be your eternal resolve. Four perfect melons, divided by twos, and pit in the contest of the most delicious. Now, for the first time in 2014, you must again decide the most pertinent issue of the day, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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