Rosie Jones

Thank God It’s Funbags! Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Giggly Silly Topless Frontal Fun

 

This isn't just any Friday, this is Super Bowl Friday, the Friday before the day when every red-blooded American male, a few of our favorite football-loving females, and just people who like to watch the commercials, gather round the guacamole and chips and lose their effin' shit (myself, I will probably lose my rent money on top of my shit).

So, before we turn into vicarious beasts of the gridiron this weekend, why not a calming balm of boobtastic goodness, some sensationally sweet and playful funbags couresy of two gloriously good-looking gal pals, Rosie Jones and Holly Peers, playing so innocently topless with each other in the new edition of Front magazine, and making us realize, that it's not how the game is played, it's who wins that matters. And seeing Rosie and Holly topless frolicking, we win.

Thank God It's Funbags!

Rosie Jones Topless For Lucky ’13 Calendar (Better Late Than Never)

 

I can't remember what the exact date is, but we have some time in the year when we no longer feature calendars of the current year, but I think that date has a sliding scale depending on the subject of the calendar. In this case, our belusted young Rosie Jones, flashing her wicked hot body for the benefit of her 2013 calendar.

While we are certainly well into the first flip on our array of glamour model calendars here in Lucky '13, there's no way we're not adding Rosie Jones to the mix.

Sorry, January, we do apologize in advance. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones, Topless, Outtakes, Three Words That Make Us Tingle on a Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

Oh, sweet and blessed fortune. The day we get to see Nuts magazine outtakes, the better looking sister of published photos, of our belusted young Britty hottie Rosie Jones being all kinds of boudoir ridiculously hot.

On a Tuesday, as all other days, we celebrate all that is plump and perfect, as the perty pair of funbags on the sweet body of Rosie Jones. Oh, the things we'd love to do with Rosie and a tub full of lime green Jell-O. Let's just say there'd be no parts of Rosie not stained green. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Wages Chest-War With Staci Noblett in the First Battle of the Boobtastic of Lucky ’13

 

Yes, we have officially dubbed 2013 as 'Lucky '13', the year in which we intend to be lucky enough to see more faptastic celebrity funbags than ever before. And we're already off to a roaring start, including in our first of the year Battle of the Boobtastic where Page 3 girls Rosie Jones, just one epic hottie, pits her untethered teats against another one of our deliciously desirable lasses from the Old Country, Staci Noblett.

One legendary showdown between two girls with four perfect puppies between them. But who's ta's will reign supreme?

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Xmas Toplessness Isn’t Over Until We Decide It Is! Holly Peers and Rosie Jones Take You Behind the Scenes of Their Yuletide Funbags Photoshoot

 

Outside of spiked egg nog (because eggs and booze were ever meant to be together) and watching my buddy Burt's young overseas bride go commando underneath her Santa's helper costume again this year, the very best part of Christmas are the bountiful bevy of boobtastic babes going quite topless to celebrate the season. Our friends at Nuts magazine are among the lads magazines that do such a fine job turning the birth of the Christian Savior into an excuse for epic levels of funbaggery, including this second installment of Holly Peers and Rosie Jones dropping the tops off their Yuletide costumes and riding something close to a reindeer together.

Now, some people believe that the holidays are about family and tradition and old school values, as do we. Sextastic topless sweethearts just happens to be our family tradition. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes from Fifty Shades of Grey Photoshoot (Fifty Shades of Awesome!)

 

While yesterday may have been the day of bountiful giving, well, don't expect any dropoff the day after, not on this Wednesday, this humpday of your already shortened, if not entirely canceled workweek, you lucky effin' bastard. No, sir-ee, when abundance in the manner of outtakes of Rosie Jones from her Fifty Shades of Grey BDSM-lite pictorial for Nuts magazine are 'neath the wrapping paper, heck, everyday becomes just like Christmas.

Oh, how we imagine Rosie, ourselves, a little bit of duct tape (it truly has a thousand and one uses), a little black lingerie, and some complete album sides of Def Leppard blaring from our iPods as we lay waste to all forms of decency, let alone basic sanitary guidelines, as we make magical sexy time for an entire weekend in our Comfort Suites Inn executive suite. But, we digress. As will you after checking out these images of Rosie Jones bound and funbagged. Just glorious. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Chests Up Against Sam Cooke in Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

In our last Battle of the Boobtastic before Christmas Day, we find the dual presence (err, presents) of our super sweet glamour model favorite, Rosie Jones, in her Page 3 topless pictorial, measuring her sweet peaches up against a very topless Sam Cooke, a blonde temptress with outstanding funbags. While all battles of the chestal variety tend to get dangerously sticky, this matchup promises to be chock full of milky goodness.

So hard to decide between two of the great DD-elights in this world, but decide you must! Who's ta-ta's reign supreme this week?

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