Rosie Jones

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sabine, Joey, Rosie, and Melissa Get Together for a Topless Office Party

 

Oh blessed final day of the workweek, you have arrived like a cold frosty beverage on a sweaty hot day. The perfect capper to a week of pretend labor and overhyped sighs. As always, I do hope the week on Egotastic! helps you get through your daily grind with a bit of a smile and perhaps a happy tingle or two. Of course, I am helped in my efforts by the hotness likes of Joey Fisher, Melissa Debling, Rosie Jones, and Sabine Jemeljanova, who all got topless at the Nuts magazine office for some visual wonderments. It's the office I always imagined Id work in, you know, act like I wasn't staring as four wickedly sextastic women began to unrobe around me while my insides were melting. I'm blessed to have something not too dissimilar. Minus Rosie, Joey, Melissa, and Sabina. Alas.

On Fridays we give thanks to the beautiful bevy of boobtastic babes that grace our hearts and minds each and every day we have the opportunity to breathe and to ogle. These four ladies just make the world that much sweeter. A wonderful contribution indeed. Thank God It's Funbags!

Rosie Jones Topless, Terrific, and Totally Boobtastic for Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

I do so love Rosie Jones. She remains high on my list of girls I'd most like to be stranded on a desert island with with nothing but our physical passions to soothe our lost souls. Oh, the coconuts that would fall during our rounds of epic lovemaking. The macaws would screech and the monkeys would holler, but nothing would interrupt our primal mutual lust. Or, if not mutual, you know, Rosie fashioning spears from bamboo stalks and threatening my tallywacker if I even get near her newly fashioned beach hut. Eventually, passion will prevail.

Featured in the latest edition of Nuts magazine, Rosie Jones and her bodacious beautiful boobtastic give evidence as to my desert island rankings. She's just ever so perfect. My angel is a centerfold. Enjoy.

2014 Edition of Battle of the Boobtastic Kicks Off With Rosie Jones and Kym Graham in Teatly Contest

 

Everybody talks about evolving and resolutions and all sorts of opportunity for growth and maturity with the start of a new year. Meh, I prefer the eternally juvenile. So much more fun. Like our weekly contests between the proud chests of two super fine ladies battling it out in our Thunderdome of the Tittastic. Sure, it might be a bit sophomoric, but aren't most grand things in life? I'll leave the 'read more classic literature' and 'save a forest' type promises to my more motivated and Facebook lunch picture posting friends. As for me, I continue to love boobs until the end of days.

How can one not marvel at the delicious delights of the likes of Rosie Jones and Kym Graham, and not wish that to be your eternal resolve. Four perfect melons, divided by twos, and pit in the contest of the most delicious. Now, for the first time in 2014, you must again decide the most pertinent issue of the day, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Swimsuit and Lingerie Calendar Hotness for 2014

Rosie Jones is simply hot. There's no two ways about it. While we are normally blessed with seeing this spunky brunette without her top on, in her new 2014 Swimsuit Calendar, she manages to keep some bits of swimsuit and lingerie on her curvaceous fine female form, while still exuding ridiculous levels of passion inducement. It's certainly easy to imagine a tropical vacation with Rosie Jones. It's even easier to imagine never leaving the hotel room or even remember what island you're on because you're spending all your non-sweaty time making ice packs for your hurting stranger-danger touch areas.

Rosie, call me. Let's plan our own Caribbean island getaway. Maybe not exactly to the Caribbean, but we can look at pictures online from my apartment while we feed each other mangos. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones See-Through Goodness Still Clinging onto 2013

As we enter the final month of Lucky '13 as I feel like we just dubbed it so days ago, and we most definitely look forward to 2014, we still cling onto the past like children suckling onto the maternal bosom. And in the case of these see-though outtakes from the 2013 Rosie Jones Calendar, that bosom suckling analogy is downright perfect.

Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it. While there's no way I could fathom forgetting a single shot of the wicked hot Rosie Jones ever, I wouldn't mind repeating 2013 with her sextastic offerings. Including these boobtastic reveals we are only now discovering at the tail end of the year. You should definitely be looking forward to hanging Rosie 2014 on your wall, but forsake not your hotness history, as provided by the unparalleled lust inducement of Rosie Jones in a teasy top. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Throws Down Her Top at Rhian Sugden In the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Talk about two thundering Titans of the boobtastic. The inimitable Rosie Jones accepting the chestal fight club invitation from blonde hottie and international boner manufacturing mogul Rhian Sugden. This could be quite epic in terms of the annals of two-on-two sporting events. Or, it could be incredibly sad, for while two incredibly hot women enter the Battle of the Boobtastic, only one can leave with her head hung high and her funbags dangling at a perfectly passion inducing latitude.

It's up to you, our faithful readers to decide. Whose glorious globes gives you the intense happy feelings? Whose melons do you covet for your personal cocktails? Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Courtnie Quinlan Dares to Bare Her Chest Against Rosie Jones in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

I'll say this for Courtnie Quinlan, she has courage. Like the Cowardly Lion, but with an amazing rack and killer looks and a lot less hair. You need some serious valor to take on the likes of Hall of Famer Rosie Jones in a Battle of the Boobtastic, where four boobs enter, but only two can leave with the trophy in hand. Well, not so much as a trophy as a slap on the behind from me, like an enthused third base coach congratulating a home run hitter rounding my base. It's all about the love.

The powers are not vested in me to decide such matters of the heart, or heart area. So it's up to you to determine whether Courtnie has the raw funbag power to dethrone the mighty Rosie. Decide you must. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Rosie Jones

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