Rosa Acosta

Rosa Acosta Bootylicious To the Point of Full Buttockal Lust Meltdown

To say I have a thing for the fine thumper on hottie sultry Rosa Acosta might just be the understatement of the year. I don't like Top Ten lists, but if I made one for sweet fine round bottomsides, Rosa would probably hold two separate places, one for each glorious cheek.

Featured in Stack Models magazine, and if you're thinking stacks of pancakes, you're not far off, Rosa puts on a hot body show of memorable proportions. I've had the chance to meet Rosa in person before and see her perform one of her booty-lifting workouts. It was like Disneyland mixed with the world's best strip club meets your favorite ice cream. I hope I never get too old to remember it. Enjoy.

Rosa Acosta Asstastic Faptastic in Booty-Baring Black Lingerie

I've had the pleasure to meet Rosa Acosta for an upcoming video shoot (one true highlight of my career, such as it is). She's a stunner. A memorable lady with a body that just won't quit. And, yes, that's a cliche, but if you ever get the chance to meet her, or just lay eyes upon this magnificent spread in Black Lingerie magazine, then you will realize that it truly does not quit. Or maybe it's you who won't quit staring. That was my situation.

Common legend says that the higher power rested on the seventh day. But I imagine he was back there tinkering on some enhancements to the previous day. Something along the lines of Rosa Acosta. Enjoy.

Rosa Acosta Insists Upon Proper Oral Hygiene In Her Date Night Disaster (VIDEO)

What Rosa's Date Didn't Do Cost Him the Big Score

Let's face it, men are pigs. And I don't mean that in a way that a self-entitled bratty sex positive feminist says it at a rally of girls burning their bras, I mean it like a dude who owns it with the knowledge that men and women are created differently, and that we can either deride the opposite gender for their God-given instincts, or we can relish in the distinctions and all the possibilities that presents. Viva la difference, as my Frenchy friends would say.

Having declared our own pride in swine-hood, we still must say, there are a few dirtier habits that no member of the species ought to take up, a line in the hygienic sand that more important than even your own personal health, is sure to cost you the grand opportunity of getting lucky with one super fine lady like Latina model Rosa Acosta.

Find out what Rosa's date did, or didn't do, that cost him a vist to the land of milk and honey, in Rosa's Date Night Disaster.

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