The longest I've ever left dry land was the 21 hours I spent passed out on a raft floating in my neighbor's pool after they were irresponsible enough to ask me to water their plants while on vacation and left their liquor cabinet completely unlocked. Hardly comparable to the sea-worthy adventures of Rihanna and her various skimpy bikinis aboard the Cavalli yacht tooling around the French Riviera, providing now a second week of glorious Bajan diva body goodness.
Rihanna is hitting up all the waterplay pursuits, including parasailing, snorkeling, jet-skiing, and drinking, natch. And she's doing it all in an assortment of barely there bikinis flashing one of the finest bodies in all of the music world. One days its a hot little leopard print barely covering her asstastic, another day a hot pink neon light directing us to her boobtastic. You can have your Olympics, this is my must-ogle sporting event. Enjoy.
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Lady Gaga Nekkid, Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavetastic, and Sophie Turner Body Faptastic Lead This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world, especially if that wave is the ever increasing number of celebrities taking sexy pics of themselves for public review. It's almost as if these girls live for attention. I'm sure it's some kind of psychological complex that we never ever want to be cured.
Highlighting this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is Rihanna flashing her cleavy goodness, Lady Gaga not quite as goodness, but nekkid in a pool, Sophie Turner showing off her ridiculously hot body, Daisy Fuentes bikini suntanning, and what would a self-promotional picture set be without a Kardashian, in this case, Kim Kardashian underwater in a bikini, and, of course, much much more. Enjoy.
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