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Lady Gaga Nekkid, Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavetastic, and Sophie Turner Body Faptastic Lead This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | August 9, 2012 @ 11:59 am
Rihanna Shows Cleavage in a Tube Top on Instagram
Miranda Kerr in a Black Bikini on the Beach
Sophie Turner Flaunts Her Curves in a Bikini 
Lady Gaga Gets Nekkid in the Pool
Kim Kardashian Underwater Bikini Pics
Daisy Fuentes Showing Off Her Tanned Bikini Body
Hayden Panettiere Plays Around with a Big Mic on Instagram
Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her New Hair Color on Instagram
Kim Kardashian Bathroom Bikini Pose on Instagram
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Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world, especially if that wave is the ever increasing number of celebrities taking sexy pics of themselves for public review. It's almost as if these girls live for attention. I'm sure it's some kind of psychological complex that we never ever want to be cured.

Highlighting this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is Rihanna flashing her cleavy goodness, Lady Gaga not quite as goodness, but nekkid in a pool, Sophie Turner showing off her ridiculously hot body, Daisy Fuentes bikini suntanning, and what would a self-promotional picture set be without a Kardashian, in this case, Kim Kardashian underwater in a bikini, and, of course, much much more. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S AMAZING SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Bar Refaeli Posing in a Lace Bodysuit on Twitter
Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Curves on Instagram
Jessica Tyler Shows Cleavage and Legs on Instagram
Stella Hudgens Sticks Tongue Out on Instagram
Stella Hudgens Wears Stockings on Top of a Pool Table
Vanessa Hudgens Self Pic on Instagram
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Rihanna Bikini Pictures So Hot They Require Hosing Off

By Bill Swift | July 30, 2012 @ 8:15 am
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
Rihanna Goes Snorkeling in a Tiny Leopard Bikini
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The longest I've ever left dry land was the 21 hours I spent passed out on a raft floating in my neighbor's pool after they were irresponsible enough to ask me to water their plants while on vacation and left their liquor cabinet completely unlocked. Hardly comparable to the sea-worthy adventures of Rihanna and her various skimpy bikinis aboard the Cavalli yacht tooling around the French Riviera, providing now a second week of glorious Bajan diva body goodness.

RIHANNA SINK'S THE PINK IN A TWO PIECE ON THE HIGH SEAS
Rihanna Dazzles in a Pink Bikini on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Dazzles in a Pink Bikini on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Dazzles in a Pink Bikini on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Dazzles in a Pink Bikini on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Dazzles in a Pink Bikini on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Dazzles in a Pink Bikini on a Yacht in St. Tropez
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Rihanna is hitting up all the waterplay pursuits, including parasailing, snorkeling, jet-skiing, and drinking, natch. And she's doing it all in an assortment of barely there bikinis flashing one of the finest bodies in all of the music world. One days its a hot little leopard print barely covering her asstastic, another day a hot pink neon light directing us to her boobtastic. You can have your Olympics, this is my must-ogle sporting event. Enjoy.

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Rihanna Bikini Butt, Jenner Sisters Posing, and Selena Gomez Cakes Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | July 26, 2012 @ 11:39 am
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Bum on Instagram
Hayden Panettiere Posing in a Bikini on Instagram
Kendall Jenner Self Photo
Kelly Brook Loves Magnums Twitpic
Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Birthday Cake on Instagram
Emmy Rossum Jumps in a Pool in a Bikini
Joanna 'JoJo' Levesque Shows Cleavage on Instagram
Kylie Jenner Looks Stunning in a Tight Dress
Ariana Grande Self Photo on Instagram
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With news this week that Carly Rae Jepsen has nekkid private photos out in the digisphere, we're now pretty much convinced that every celebrity under 30 has some kind of racy photos of their own making somewhere. And while the lovely ladies aren't self-publishing their fully nekkid secret pics, they are still going half the distance, providing the ogling public a sweet and hot glimpse into their private lives by way of Twitter and other social media.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the ever-showoff (with the deserving body to do so) Rihanna flashing bikini chops, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner for whom the world will never provide enough attention, Jo-Jo Levesque flashing her sweet cleave, Hayden Panettiere bikini posing, and much much more. Enjoy.

LAST WEEk'S SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU MISSED ITS GLORY
Paige Wyatt in a Bikini
Vanessa Hudgens Glow in the Dark Bikini on Tumblr
Rihanna Vacation Bikini Pics on Insatgram
Sara Jean Underwood and Candace Bailey on the Set of ATOS
Kendall Jenner Shows Bikini Top on Instagram
Emmy Rossum Shows Legs on Instagram
30 Photos »
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Rihanna Poses and Preens in White Swimsuit off the Coast of France

By Bill Swift | July 25, 2012 @ 12:32 pm
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
Rihanna Posing in a White Swimsuit in Cannes, France
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We'd love to someday, or just for some minutes, live the life of the yachting class off of St. Tropez, look out on our forecastle, beneath our topsail, and see the sight of Bajan diva Rihanna stretched out in a tight swimsuit flattering us with her flattering figure. From there, the dream beelines into a few too many cocktails, Rihanna stripping off that swimsuit below decks, and a Costco sized jar of Nutella that is used for purposes you'll never see in a commercial. Oh, Rihanna does taste nuttery good tonight.

Snapping back to reality, somebody far richer, far more charming, though not nearly as earnest us us, did manage to get Rihanna to pose for him in her skin tight white bathing suit. And while we've seen more skin from Rihanna in the past, even the past few days, we can never get passed the fact that we really want to shtup the shnozz out of her. Enjoy.

RIHANNA'S ROCK STAR CAPS STILL GIVE US THE THRILLING CHILLS
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Rihanna Bikini Pictures Skimpy By Day; See Through Top By Night in St. Tropez

By Bill Swift | July 23, 2012 @ 8:45 am
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna Hot Bikini Body on a Yacht in St. Tropez
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Rihanna is not a shy girl. Not necessarily tasteless like a Paris Hilton when she hits the South of France, gets loaded, and stumbles and flashes her upskirts, but definitely not shy about showing off her body by day or night when she's hitting the sultry vacation spots.

Rihanna was in St. Tropez over the weekend with much of the blue blood vacationers taking advantage of a wicked cool celebrity yacht excusion, and providing some wicked hot bikini views of her might fine body. If that bikini were any skimpier, it'd be, well, even more perfect, but I suppose with the likes of Magic Johnson aboard the vessel, Rihanna didn't want to go completely bare native.

Rihanna in a See-Through Top at VIP Nightclub in St. Tropez
Rihanna in a See-Through Top at VIP Nightclub in St. Tropez
Rihanna in a See-Through Top at VIP Nightclub in St. Tropez
Rihanna in a See-Through Top at VIP Nightclub in St. Tropez
Rihanna in a See-Through Top at VIP Nightclub in St. Tropez
Rihanna in a See-Through Top at VIP Nightclub in St. Tropez
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And, after a long day of cocktails and suntanning and showing off your sweet tight body, you definitely need to relax with some see-through top cruising in and out of the clubs of St. Tropez, just in case the local oglers were wondering what Rihanna's bare boobtastic looked like underneath the little bikini top she had been wearing all day. Quite a wonderful display, a faptastic day-night doubleheader of hard-bodied goodness. We leered, and we leered but good. Enjoy.

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Rihanna Bikini Pictures Join the Italian Coastline Vacation Hit Parade

By Bill Swift | July 17, 2012 @ 2:18 pm
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
Rihanna Shows Off Her Bikini Body on a Yacht in Sardinia
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As my plans continue to save up money from my paycheck to purchase the 42" world class sloop, the A.S.S. Egotastic! (just 849 more monthly paychecks to go), I must suffice to live vicariously through the yachts of other men, and the various ridiculously hot bikini clad celebrities they get to play aboard, such as the sight of Rihanna flashing her bikini body on a sweet boat off the coast of Sardinia.

Now, the photos are a bit blurry, and we're sorry that telescopic lens technology has not yet advanced to the point where we can get solid pictures of Rihanna off the coast of Italy from off the coast of Spain, but we did give it a shot. Enjoy.

MUCH CLEARER RIHANNA PICTURES ALSO ON A MOTHER***ING YACHT
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
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Rihanna Bootylicious Bikini Boating in Barbados Nearly Busts Our Onions

By Bill Swift | July 13, 2012 @ 2:19 pm
Asstastic!
 Rihanna Shows Her Bikini Bottom While Doing a Watersport in Barbados
Rihanna Shows Her Bikini Bottom While Doing a Watersport in Barbados
Rihanna Shows Her Bikini Bottom While Doing a Watersport in Barbados
Rihanna Shows Her Bikini Bottom While Doing a Watersport in Barbados
Rihanna Shows Her Bikini Bottom While Doing a Watersport in Barbados
Rihanna Shows Her Bikini Bottom While Doing a Watersport in Barbados
Rihanna Shows Her Bikini Bottom While Doing a Watersport in Barbados
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We were sorry to hear of the passing of Rihanna's grandmother who she was very close to last week, but the Bajan diva seems to be recovering with a keeping busy mix of work and pleasure, both of which gives us viewing delights, but this new look at the singer's wicked hot booty as she plays around in the island waters, well, it's a brand new height of bottomside appreciation for the sextastic sensation.

Here's how you know a girl is super hot -- when whatever she does when at play looks like a sex-pose to you. Rihanna playing around on her watercraft might be perfectly innocent, but that taut rump of hers keeps dropping triple-x flash-forwards into our libidos. I'd take a break from junkside appreciation, if I could. But I am transfixed. Enjoy.

RIHANNA KNOWS HOW TO WORK A BIKINI ON A MOTHERF***ING BOAT
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
Rihanna on a Yacht in St. Tropez
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