RIhanna Bikini, Alexa Vega Booty, and Coco Upside Down Asstastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Whoa, baby, what a week in social media sharing this was for the hot ladies of Celebrityville. You’d expect maybe a little pull back in the frigid winter months, but there’s nothing the least bit chilling about the warmth provided by the sight of our favorite ladies self-showing off their hot body wares. They know they’ve got the right stuff; they just want you to know it as well. I do so love the playing out of this psychological desire.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Alexa Vega serious booty shot, Rihanna in numerous bikini selfies from Brazil, Ashley Tisdale flaunting her jean covered bottom Maria Menounos showing off her stamina, Ireland Baldwin bikini times, Amanda Seyfried jumping in her own two piece, Coco flashing her bottoms up skills, and much much more. You owe it to every single NFL bet I lost this month to check out each and every one of these social media gems. Enjoy.

Rihanna Almost Topless (Stupid Pasties) for Vogue Photoshoot

I guess they didn’t have money for actual pasties for Rihanna and her racy shoot for Vogue Brazil, because somebody just taped some pieces of paper over he fun bits for this otherwise sultry photoshoot. There’s a bit of a slip here and there, but nothing nearly as exciting as if they couldn’t find any paper at all. I’m quite certain that Rihanna doesn’t mind baring her wares, even in front of crew, so I’m going to guess this was the magazine’s doing. So, boo to you, least fun people in the world.

Nevertheless, Rihanna always looks comfortable and passion inducing in tropical beach climates with little clothing on. From whence she came, as it were. She’s completely at easy with nothing but a bit of hand or paper block. There’s something to be said for a woman like that. Like, won’t you please be my girlfriend for the next hour? Enjoy.

Rihanna Gold Bikini Booty Barbardos Goodness, It Must Be New Year’s

Rihanna eases into her vacations back home like just about no other. She certainly looks relaxed. Cocktail on the beach with her golden booty lapping up the sun and surf, figuratively and literally. Mmm, just rather precious metal delicious. And, of course, the obligatory island living jet skiing time…

When I go home for the holidays it’s mostly regrets and recriminations. Less so with the beach sports. Maybe next year I can go home with Rihanna and be in charge of keeping her bikini shiny and her booty glistening. It can’t hurt to ask, again. Enjoy.

Rihanna Riding a Jet Ski in Barbados

Rihanna Bikini Pictures Are Too Female Fashion Friendly, But Still Ogle Worthy in Barbados

I’m not exactly sure what Rihanna is wearing in terms of bikinis. I’m going to guess it’s something all the rage somewhere designed by somebody and sold somewhere and costs more than my entire faux designer t-shirt collection from Target. All I know is it’s covering up too much of her typically fine booty and toned legs for my personal preference. Granted, I’m not the one wearing it, but I am the one leering, and there is some kind of sacred trust built into that relationship.

Still, we know Rihanna loves her holiday vacation and party times in her native Barbados, so we can expect the clothes to come easing off ever more as the trip continues through the end of December. She probably just needs a local beverage or two to begin peeling back the layers. I understand foreplay. I just don’t like it so much. Impatience is a virtue. Enjoy.

Rihanna Loves Sheer Dresses and Fishnet Stockings (So Do We!)

Rihanna is perhaps the reigning queen of all things sheer and see-through top. We’ve always suspect the Bajan diva prefers no top at all, but if she must conform to some convention, the sheerest of tops that reveal her braless wonderments beneath it shall be.

Just in case you weren’t bemused, Rihanna threw in some fishnet stockings for good fetish measure. I really do admire her fashion sense. It’s how I would dress women if, I mean, when, I rule the world. Enjoy.

Rihanna in Black Body Suit and Thigh High Boots to Complete the Fantasy Picture

I must admit I’ve been wavering a bit on Rihanna of late, who seems to have lost a step in battle exhibitionist pop diva. Perhaps she’s just off-cycle, so to speak, so leaving the big time shows to her peers for the moment. Then I read about Rihanna getting wild at a Houston strip club the other evening, slapping lots of nekkid girl booty, and, well, let’s just so my interest peaked once more. I do so love the happy fun time Sapphic leaning ladies.

To further solidify her naughty lady credentials, Rihanna hit the New York nightlife in a black body suit and thigh high boots, for which I am more than a sucker, I am a submissive boy ready to take orders. Oh, man, the power of those boots on a lady with nicely toned legs. I’d like to pretend I’m strong enough to resist, but even now I can see myself cleaning Rihanna’s apartment while she menaces with the riding crop. Then, when the punishing hand was put away, we’d couple with vigor while I begged her not to ditch the boots. Hey, somebody has to be thinking a few moves ahead. Enjoy.