Rihanna Dares to Bare Midriff At Hollywood Nightclub

I really don’t go clubbing as often as I used to. It’s down from zero times a month to never. Which is sad, because I miss sights such as Rihanna exiting the establishment baring her taut tummy and showing off her cleavage. Because, of course, if I did go clubbing, it’d be the places where Rihanna hangs, and where I could get decent bottle service for eight bucks or less.

Rihanna has been one of our prime time sextastic performers for some time now, with no signs of slowing down. We don’t ever really see her working out, which doesn’t mean she isn’t, but it probably means she got blessed with those good genes that Mother Nature anoints one in ten with. But Rihanna has not forgot her own obligation to show off that body of hers, perhaps more than any other celebrity out there. She really does hate clothing. I love that. Enjoy.

Rihanna Looks Good and Bare Midriff Arriving Back in the U.S.

Being Bajan, I’m not sure technically Rihanna is returning to the U.S, but, this does seem to be her adopted homeland, so let’s call it a homecoming of sorts when the well-bodied diva arrives back from one of her overseas paid adventures. Say what you will about Rihanna, but she never isn’t showing some kind of skin and exhibiting her naturally hot body and alluring features.

In this case, her taut midriff coming out of the terminal at LAX and looking fit and passion inducing and ready for another round of body-baring touring and auto-tuned performances. The state of modern music may be acoustically dreadful, yet I can’t think of a time when pop music had more hot looking women running around half-nekkid. I’d do that tradeoff any day of the week. It’s already been done I suppose. Happy days we live in. Enjoy.

Rihanna Flashes Pink Panties Beneath a See-Through Skirt, It’s What’s for Dinner

Look, Rihanna doesn’t like wearing clothes. If you modern societal people are going to insist she wear clothes in public, she’s not going to wear much, and when she does, more often than not, it’ll be completely see through. Now, maybe the idea of getting arrested in Santa Monica for public indecency wasn’t super appealing, so Rihanna did manage to put on a pair of pink panties beneath her entirely see-through skirt when out to dinner last night. But make no mistake about it, Rihanna wants you to see her lady fun parts.

Rihanna has been showing off from the very early days of her public life. When her nekkid cell phone pictures were leaked, she was one of the very few ladies in Hollywood to simply say, yeah, I look effin’ amazing nekkid, go have your fun. I’ve always admired that about Rihanna. She has a sweet female form. She knows it. She flaunts it. And, now, check out her panties. Enjoy.

Hmm, I Wonder What Rihanna’s Funions Look Like These Days

Yep, the Bajan diva has once more figured out how to wear an outfit that shows off the entirety of her funbags without actually getting arrested.

Check out Rihanna see-through topless in Paris on WWTDD. Or don’t, and when your friends ask you, ‘Hey, did you see Rihanna’s boobs?’. you’ll have to awkwardly change the subject to ice dancing. Don’t be that guy. Enjoy.

Rihanna and Shakira Get It On With Booty and Skin in New Music Video

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Sadly, they aren’t really making the sexy, as these two would be in that dream I have where I’m wearing an uncomfortably tight tuxedo, but the world’s hottest midget, Shakira, and her featured duet-artist, Rihanna, are getting smokey asstastic and groping hot in the new music video for Remember to Forget You.

I’m sure the song is  wonderful triumph of the human spirit and auditory adventures therein. But, far more important, Shakira’s amazingly round booty is prevalent along with some dulcet visuals from Rihanna. All in all, I give this video a Grammy or something where you get some gold and talk about how you love your fans. Today, Shakira and Rihanna, I love you back. Enjoy.

RIhanna Bikini, Alexa Vega Booty, and Coco Upside Down Asstastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Whoa, baby, what a week in social media sharing this was for the hot ladies of Celebrityville. You’d expect maybe a little pull back in the frigid winter months, but there’s nothing the least bit chilling about the warmth provided by the sight of our favorite ladies self-showing off their hot body wares. They know they’ve got the right stuff; they just want you to know it as well. I do so love the playing out of this psychological desire.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Alexa Vega serious booty shot, Rihanna in numerous bikini selfies from Brazil, Ashley Tisdale flaunting her jean covered bottom Maria Menounos showing off her stamina, Ireland Baldwin bikini times, Amanda Seyfried jumping in her own two piece, Coco flashing her bottoms up skills, and much much more. You owe it to every single NFL bet I lost this month to check out each and every one of these social media gems. Enjoy.

Rihanna Almost Topless (Stupid Pasties) for Vogue Photoshoot

I guess they didn’t have money for actual pasties for Rihanna and her racy shoot for Vogue Brazil, because somebody just taped some pieces of paper over he fun bits for this otherwise sultry photoshoot. There’s a bit of a slip here and there, but nothing nearly as exciting as if they couldn’t find any paper at all. I’m quite certain that Rihanna doesn’t mind baring her wares, even in front of crew, so I’m going to guess this was the magazine’s doing. So, boo to you, least fun people in the world.

Nevertheless, Rihanna always looks comfortable and passion inducing in tropical beach climates with little clothing on. From whence she came, as it were. She’s completely at easy with nothing but a bit of hand or paper block. There’s something to be said for a woman like that. Like, won’t you please be my girlfriend for the next hour? Enjoy.