Remember those pictures of Rihanna flashing her bare booty in the air for a wild and wooly poolside photoshoot. Of course you do. Well some of those Mario Sorrenti shot photos for the wonderfully new Lui magazine have arrived on the digital scene and they are, well, Rihanna hot. And even naughty by her standards. Bare top, pierce headlights, bare bottom, tan lines, the whole nine yards.
For anyone who’s ever busted on Rihanna, I want you to consider how much she’s given this sextastic celebrity world of ours. Rihanna has been constantly pushing the envelope of skin revealing photoshoots and candids ever since her own topless shower selfies were leaked to the public and she said basically, meh, have fun with them, public. I’ve lusted her ever since. If you can’t bring yourself to lust this ridiculously hot all over body, at least respect the attitude. Enjoy.
Sultry singer Rihanna showed off her bare-midriff in a skimpy blue outfit in New York City. She was dining in the Village in a short mini-skirt and crop top combo that showed off more than it concealed. Her stomach is perfect. Just look at the cut of it. You could cut a piece of glass with those abs. While the midriff is the first thing you notice in these pics, her long beautiful legs are also in (almost) full view. I’ve always thought that Rihanna has some of the best stems in the business. Her thighs are perfectly shaped, like they were carved out of marble by one of those old dead Italian dudes from the Renaissance. What I like about Rihanna is that she’s managed to both keep it super tight and toned but keep curves in the right places. That’s not an easy feat.
Why doesn’t anyone tell me when hot celebs are in my town. I’m over by that restaurant like four times a week. I never see Rihanna there, just a crazy guy who dresses like Spiderman and dances to early 80′s hip hop. True story.
Well, you can’t wear much less up top and still get into an NBA game than Rihanna did to barely cover her yearning to be free boobtastic at the Nets playoff game. The Bajan diva traditionally does not favor covering up her body much, but does make allowances for modern social conventions. Like this sheer white tank top and no bra that essentially exhibited her muffins for all the basketball world to see. I saw. And I was happy.
Say what you will about Rihanna, if other sextastic celebrities followed her lead as to showy if at all there wardrobe, we’d have a hundred times more happy sights to see. She’s got the right spirit, and the body to match. Rihanna, you deserve a medal. And I see exactly where I’d like to pin it. Enjoy.
Let’s be honest. There’s really no reason for the MTV Movie Awards each year. MTV doesn’t even run music anymore, let alone have movie coverage outside of paid advertisements. The show hasn’t been fun since my fond memories of going with Tila Tequila to the red carpet to raise a ruckus and have Tila shot out her love for celebrity lady nest to all the MTV celebs.
Nevertheless, it’s Viacom which means publicity and some fine looking babes pimping various projects and showing up all hot and bothered. Hot at least. The parade of sextastic ladies at this year’s event included boobtastic Rita Ora, Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Nicki Minaj, Bella Thorne, Debby Ryan and others little bits of decked out delight. As for the show itself, let’s just say checking out these good looking ladies is 99.9% of the entertainment value from the entire evening’s events. Enjoy.
Well, this is a thing. I don’t care if you’re a big Rihanna fan or not. Personally, I’d steal any kids milk money to pay for five minutes alone time with Rihanna’s naturally hot body. But you must give her and her buttocks credit for going bare and crazy hot sextastic for a photoshoot in Hollywood.
Rihanna was clearly not wearing any panties, her tanlines showing as her rump was poked skyward in a very provocative set of poses for the camera crew snapping her immortal lady humps. Wow, I need a minute to myself. Just stellar posing and preening and bare asstastic exhibiting by the Bajan diva. Rihanna has consistently delivered in the skintastic showoff department, an A-plus student in that regard. Even when captured telescopically from afar, she’s making a fine display of her alluring assets. I’m so happy, for her, for me, and for those yet to be converted. What an arse. Enjoy.
I really don’t go clubbing as often as I used to. It’s down from zero times a month to never. Which is sad, because I miss sights such as Rihanna exiting the establishment baring her taut tummy and showing off her cleavage. Because, of course, if I did go clubbing, it’d be the places where Rihanna hangs, and where I could get decent bottle service for eight bucks or less.
Rihanna has been one of our prime time sextastic performers for some time now, with no signs of slowing down. We don’t ever really see her working out, which doesn’t mean she isn’t, but it probably means she got blessed with those good genes that Mother Nature anoints one in ten with. But Rihanna has not forgot her own obligation to show off that body of hers, perhaps more than any other celebrity out there. She really does hate clothing. I love that. Enjoy.
Being Bajan, I’m not sure technically Rihanna is returning to the U.S, but, this does seem to be her adopted homeland, so let’s call it a homecoming of sorts when the well-bodied diva arrives back from one of her overseas paid adventures. Say what you will about Rihanna, but she never isn’t showing some kind of skin and exhibiting her naturally hot body and alluring features.
In this case, her taut midriff coming out of the terminal at LAX and looking fit and passion inducing and ready for another round of body-baring touring and auto-tuned performances. The state of modern music may be acoustically dreadful, yet I can’t think of a time when pop music had more hot looking women running around half-nekkid. I’d do that tradeoff any day of the week. It’s already been done I suppose. Happy days we live in. Enjoy.