Rihanna Braless in See-Through Top at Paris Fashion Week

It's really hard to believe there's another Paris Fashion week going on. But I guess it's not like the schedule is crowded out with Paris Happy Go Lucky Week or Paris Positive Attitude Week. So, they have lots of fashion weeks. Which we more than suffer in order to see the gaggle of hotties that are obliged to attend, and often in very little clothing. As was the case with Rihanna at the Chanel show in Paris. No bra. Sheer dress. Nipple time fun time.

There's a lot of pressure to get attention when you're at the world's most hoity-toity fashion event. Being a pop diva your nipples poking out is a good way to getting there. It almost, almost makes me wish I was in Paris right now. Eating a baguette. Judging people. And taking in the local sights. Enjoy.

Celebrate Summer With Sextastic Celebrities Sucking on Ice Cream and Popsicles

Oh, summer, you turn me upside down, to borrow a phrase from a dude who got himself a hot model wife. And nothing says first day of summer like a bunch of our most sextastic celebrities delighting lingually in their cool tasty treats, popsicles, ice cream cones, and whatever else they may choose to cool their savage summer hunger.

Check out Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Heidi Klum, and a bunch of other fine and luscious gals tearing up their dessert treats to celebrate summer. Enjoy.

Rihanna Long Long Legs in Belgium

We just took a gander at Taylor Swift and her lengthy gams, how about Rihanna who was showing off even more during her trek about Belgium. Even the little peeing boy statues cut their streams short at the sight of the sextastic Bajan diva seemingly wearing no bottoms.

But back to those legs. And Rihanna's love of showing off skin in public. In short, we approve of both quite vociferously. In fact, we wish more celebrities were more like Rihanna. Maybe not the brash language and weed and dating choices, but in the free-to-be-nekkid exhibitionist kind of way. That is more than admirable. Enjoy.

Rihanna Cleavetastic Catsuit at Some Fancy French Event

Somebody had an upscale party in Paris and left me completely off the e-vite. Blows. On the other hand, I am booked for this weekend for Aunt Millie's garden party, which isn't such a bad second choice as Aunt Millie is a notorious ganja smoker of the highest order, so when she says garden party, well, I'm bringing lots of boxes of Bugles.

Still, it might be nice every now and then to get one of those fancy invites to places like where Rihanna goes at night when in Paris, flashing all kinds of cleavage. Not to mention a velour type catsuit that evokes memories of 70's porn for me. Not that I was watching porn in the 70's, but thank god for archiving of vintage adult movie making if you know what I'm saying.

For Rihanna, this isn't truly a risque outfit. Neither by Parisian standards. Still, were I at the party, I would be inclined to be leaning over the Bajan singer and pretending to be looking for lost French pennies on the floor. Enjoy.

Rihanna Likes to Touch Herself in Spanish Concerts and Baja Places

And how can I possibly blame her. I'd do the same thing. In fact, if I were Rihanna, I'd pretty much have people knocking at the bathroom door all the time wondering why my baths were lasting so damn long. It's quite a body. It needs to be fondled by somebody.

With Chris Brown out of the equation thankfully, Rihanna took it upon herself to run her hands up and down her body during a weekend concert in Bilbao, Spain. Now, the Europeans are a sexually liberated type people, so a little public self-touching is certainly acceptable. The pearl clutchers here in the States probably would have forced the local police to arrest her for lewd and lascivious conduct onstage. We do have such a history.

But I'm glad Rihanna was allowed to stay free. Free to sing. Free to dance. Free to touch. Enjoy.

Rihanna Booty, Candice Swanepoel Bikini, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lingerie Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As summer time begins rolling into the Northern Hemisphere, I'd expect even more and more wonderfully skin-revealing self-portraits to arrive from our favorite ego-mad celebrities. It's a seasonal thing, though to be clear, our lust runs all year long. As does the need of our attention loving ladies to feed their need for exhibition. A glorious partnership between The Haves and the Have to Sees.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Draya Michele in a tiny bikini, Candice Swanepoel in a tinier bikini and even less, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flashing her lingerie, Jennette McCurdy showing off behind the scenes, Rihanna highlighting her hot tight booty in short shorts, and much much more. You owe it to the good men and women cleaning fecal matter out of public pools before Memorial Day to check out each and every one of these self-published photos. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Boston Strong Butt, Nina Dobrev Upskirt, and Rihanna Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

What a wonderful week of sextastic celebrity self-pics. Not so much in quantity, but in the skin reveals of some of our true favorites. But we'd like to honor a specific standout in curvaceous wooty model Sophie Turner, who not only flashed one killer bottom, but did so with the Boston Strong rallying cry in support of the bombing victims of the Boston Marathon terror attack. That's hot and classy and we salute that booty.

Joining Sophie in the circle of must-ogle this week in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ireland Baldwin bikini show off, Rihanna covered topless and in bikinis, Candice Swanepoel bikini bottom heaven, Nina Dobrev in a perty panties upskirt, and much more. You owe it to the inevitable lousy N.Y. Jets draft selection today to view each and every one of these self-published celebrity pictures. Enjoy.