Rihanna was showing off her assetts in a pair of short shorts and a tank top in New York City. The jean cut-offs are so tiny that the pockets are sticking out of the bottom. That’s how you know a pair of short shorts is serious. And then there is an additional slit up the side offering maximum exposure. Then her lovely chest puppies are on display in a cropped tank top. There is a peek of Rihanna’s patented amazing bare mid-riff. She’s got an amazing abdomen, probably from that dancing a whatnot. In general you have to love Rihanna’s penchant for not wearing a bra. I guess if your yum yums just stay up on their own there is no reason to resort to wearing an underwire. That and in general I think Rihanna just doesn’t like wearing clothes, which I’m totally OK with.
How come when I walk around New York I never see hot celebrities wearing no bras? The last celebrity I saw on the street was 90 year old star of Yiddish theater and movies Vyvush Finkle. Not sexy. Well, unless you are into really old Yiddish comedians.
In between stops on her Monster tour with Eminem, Rihanna took some time out to remind everybody that she’s still a lady at heart, a lady who really hates undergarments, showing off braless in her fancy dress leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Rihanna remains one of our exhibitionist favorites, a fan of revealing as much as possible in public without getting arrested, I respect that wardrobe stance like you would not believe. Well, at least for the ladies with bodies naturally blessed like Rihanna. I quite imagine she likes to feel the summer breeze tickle her all over without artificial constraint. I wish all the hot women of Hollywood would adopt such a liberated stance. It would certainly make paparazzi duty more interesting. Enjoy.
The real excitement in Rio yesterday wasn’t the World Cup final, it was Rihanna swimming in a bikini bottom at the beach. Ri-Ri came presumably for the soccer games but she stayed for the sexy beach parties. The yellow bottom showed off a good bit of that famous Rihanna booty we all love so much. The gods of butt cleavage bestowed their bounty on these pictures. She was wearing a long top but it did allow for a little bit of bare midriff. Rihanna has an unbelievable stomach. The thing I admire most about Rihanna is her habit of being scantily clad. Then again, if I were a hot girl that looked like that I would run around half naked too. As it is I am not and the world is happy that I keep my clothes on.
The one sad thing, (for me at least), about the World Cup being over is that there will be less pictures of celebrities in bikinis galavanting around the beaches of Rio. Oh well, I have 2018 to look forward to.
The ever sexy Rihanna commemorated the founding of our great country this weekend by wearing a see-through red dress at Hooray Henry’s in Hollywood on July 4th. The outfit is made out of lace or something and is as transparent as one of my grandmother’s couch doilies, (old Latin ladies love their doilies). The whole outfit screams, “freedom”. Mainly, it’s freedom from bras because she isn’t wearing one. Rih-Rih’s luscious funbags were in almost full view from the front and you get a good eye-full of her sideboobs as well. Rihanna has one of the most spectacular racks in the music biz.
I know that because I’ve seen them up close and personal and I can tell you that they are amazeballs. I was once in a room at a function with her and she was wearing a see-through outfit then too and I got a good look at them. I see a pattern emerging.
I’m guessing the ‘F” in CFDA stands for Fashion. That means the ‘C’ probably stands for Rihanna’s funbag size, quite visibly clear beneath her sheer dress at these haute couture awards last night in New York. Let’s be honest, the Emperors New Clothes remain the best fashion choice for super sextastic women. I don’t know much about fashion, but I do know that the entire male world population would’ve voted Rihanna best dressed last night, which tells you something. Or nothing, because when women start letting horny men design clothing, every store will be filled with Hooters girl clothing.
Rihanna continues to be one of the leading edge body revealing pop divas we admire so much for raising the bar on exhibitionism. Since the day she arrived on scene, Rihanna has been showing off her naturally hot female form at every opportunity, without need for a cause or applause, just because she can. I respect the hell out of that. And I thank her. While staring at her nipples. I can’t help it. Enjoy.
To be fair, I’m not sure Rihanna is actually a Clippers fan. She seems to be at games for lots of different teams. She certainly gets the good seats. The last game I went to at the Staples Center I had to wear an oxygen tank to reach my seats. But I guess when you’re a hot bodied pop diva who hates bras, you get preferred seating. Fair enough. Nobody needs to see my pasty face eating a hot dog.
Rihanna brought her free jigglers and white tank show to the Clippers-Thunder game last night and while it didn’t prevent the Clippers from going out in six, it did help many more guys have a good time at the game despite the loss. We desperately admire Rihanna for her willingness to let it all hang out wherever and whenever. If she could avoid arrest, she probably would’ve skipped the top altogether. Who knows, that might’ve thrown Durant off his game. Enjoy.
Everybody knows the after-party is always so much better than the party itself. I mean, so I’m told by people I know who get invited to such fancy affairs. I didn’t even realize that once you got dressed up super fancy, you had to go get re-dressed for the next stop in your evening, but fashion demands are high, as are our needs to see even slinkier gowns on the hot ladies, so I’m completely down with this phenomenon. Just look what came of it.
Rihanna stepped out in an even lower-back cut dress that revealed half of her gloriously hot thumper, stealing the red carpet with pure asstastic. Olivia Munn was not far behind with her deep cleavage show. And then there was Kate Upton, not such a revealing dress for her, but it certainly show off a lot while seated in the back of her limo, accidentally flashing her panties to the world. Or maybe it was just to me, but I’ll let you look as well. Hey, Kate Upton upskirts are not something you horde, lest you be cast overboard when discovered. It was quite an evening. Enjoy.