Everybody knows the after-party is always so much better than the party itself. I mean, so I’m told by people I know who get invited to such fancy affairs. I didn’t even realize that once you got dressed up super fancy, you had to go get re-dressed for the next stop in your evening, but fashion demands are high, as are our needs to see even slinkier gowns on the hot ladies, so I’m completely down with this phenomenon. Just look what came of it.
Rihanna stepped out in an even lower-back cut dress that revealed half of her gloriously hot thumper, stealing the red carpet with pure asstastic. Olivia Munn was not far behind with her deep cleavage show. And then there was Kate Upton, not such a revealing dress for her, but it certainly show off a lot while seated in the back of her limo, accidentally flashing her panties to the world. Or maybe it was just to me, but I’ll let you look as well. Hey, Kate Upton upskirts are not something you horde, lest you be cast overboard when discovered. It was quite an evening. Enjoy.
I can always tell when one of the season’s grand balls is taking place, because I’m home eating Klondike bars and watching Lifetime and wondering when my Prince Charming will arrive to pick me up. He never comes, ah, the story of my life. But, thankfully, I do have spies at all of these events, spies with powerful lenses to pick up the hotness from a bevy of decked out ladies trying to out show-off each other on the red carpet of the Metropolitan Museum. The Costume Institute Ball is one of the biggest celebrity galas of the Spring season, a must attend for the rich and famous, the famous, the rich, or just super hot women who get to walk amongst them.
The haute couture led to some surprisingly nice revelations, including Zoe Kravitz slit skirt nearly revealing her fine feathered lady friend in a commando undercarriage, Kim Kardashian flashing her Spanx looking boy hold-them-togethers, Beyonce looking cleavetastic, Rihanna sheer funbag show, Zoe Saldana looking wicked hot, Kendall Jenner looking all grown up, and much much more. Was that event of the season, as they say. I’ll say this — if you love your dress up sextastics, you at least had to peep from the rope line. Quite a show indeed. Enjoy.
If you’re going to really celebrate music, why not bring out a bunch of super hot girls who mostly make some pretty horrible music, but look pretty damn awesome doing so. The fine ladies of pop music like Rihanna, Shakira, Pia Toscana, Hilary Duff, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande and other fine lovely lasses of the auto-tuned and produced pop music world brought down the house at the iHeart Music Awards last night in Los Angeles.
As you know, what the world needs right now is even more award shows to give the same people trophies over and over again for fronting somebody else’s music created on somebody’s PC at home. Well, maybe not so much that, but any opportunity to bring out the petite sextastics is fine by me. I love seeing the girls of my various rated dreams in various decked out wardrobes trying to out preen one another. Until somebody breaks into song, I am very much in this moment. Enjoy.
As you know, I like Rihanna more than you. Rihanna topless I like much more than you. I’m sorry, I know we’re friends, but I’d body check you off the bridge if topless, not to mention, bottomless Rihanna told me you were ruining our romantic vibe.
With Rihanna topless appreciation week continuing, we take a complete and better resolution look at the Bajan diva flashing her bare pierced boobtastic and just one killer tan-lined thumper in these photos by Mario Sorrenti appearing in Lui magazine. France is back with Lui, and sextastic pop music stars are back with Rihanna and that super tight carmel skinned body of hers. Wowzer. This was worth another, better peek, to say the least. Enjoy.
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Remember those pictures of Rihanna flashing her bare booty in the air for a wild and wooly poolside photoshoot. Of course you do. Well some of those Mario Sorrenti shot photos for the wonderfully new Lui magazine have arrived on the digital scene and they are, well, Rihanna hot. And even naughty by her standards. Bare top, pierce headlights, bare bottom, tan lines, the whole nine yards.
For anyone who’s ever busted on Rihanna, I want you to consider how much she’s given this sextastic celebrity world of ours. Rihanna has been constantly pushing the envelope of skin revealing photoshoots and candids ever since her own topless shower selfies were leaked to the public and she said basically, meh, have fun with them, public. I’ve lusted her ever since. If you can’t bring yourself to lust this ridiculously hot all over body, at least respect the attitude. Enjoy.
Sultry singer Rihanna showed off her bare-midriff in a skimpy blue outfit in New York City. She was dining in the Village in a short mini-skirt and crop top combo that showed off more than it concealed. Her stomach is perfect. Just look at the cut of it. You could cut a piece of glass with those abs. While the midriff is the first thing you notice in these pics, her long beautiful legs are also in (almost) full view. I’ve always thought that Rihanna has some of the best stems in the business. Her thighs are perfectly shaped, like they were carved out of marble by one of those old dead Italian dudes from the Renaissance. What I like about Rihanna is that she’s managed to both keep it super tight and toned but keep curves in the right places. That’s not an easy feat.
Why doesn’t anyone tell me when hot celebs are in my town. I’m over by that restaurant like four times a week. I never see Rihanna there, just a crazy guy who dresses like Spiderman and dances to early 80′s hip hop. True story.
Well, you can’t wear much less up top and still get into an NBA game than Rihanna did to barely cover her yearning to be free boobtastic at the Nets playoff game. The Bajan diva traditionally does not favor covering up her body much, but does make allowances for modern social conventions. Like this sheer white tank top and no bra that essentially exhibited her muffins for all the basketball world to see. I saw. And I was happy.
Say what you will about Rihanna, if other sextastic celebrities followed her lead as to showy if at all there wardrobe, we’d have a hundred times more happy sights to see. She’s got the right spirit, and the body to match. Rihanna, you deserve a medal. And I see exactly where I’d like to pin it. Enjoy.