Rhian Sugden

Rhian Sugden and Sam Cooke Throwdown Their Tops in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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Four funbags enter, only two leave. It’s the rule. It’s always been the rule. It shall forever more be the rule. Each week we line up two luscious and lovely ladies with heaven sent chest puppies to compete in the Thunderdome of the hot melons. We don’t do this for sport or sheer entertainment or even prurient passion, we do it for… no, wait, those last three were the reasons. My notes got mixed up.

This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic features two women I’d gladly shove any of you out of my car on the freeway just to be alone with. Rhian Sugden, my blonde natural betty, and Sam Cooke, whose body makes me almost want to get a real job. That’s powerful on both ends of the ring. But only one woman may walk home with the trophy made entirely of expired cheese. And you must decide. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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India Reynolds Goes Breast To Breast With Rhian Sugden In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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It’s time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It’s like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it’s tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you’d prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it’s a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.

This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?

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Emily O’Hara Tackles My Darling Rhian Sugden In a Showdown of Sweet Squeezables and the Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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I hate to use the word battle this week as so many real world type conflicts rage. But it does serve as a reminder to make love, not war, and if you can’t make love, just imagine you are with the aid and benefit of the several hundred million great looking women walking the face of this planet. Release your hostility in a more fruitful manner. End of speech. On to boobs.

Irish eyes are smiling upon Emily O’Hara this week as she and her sweet peaches take on the unimaginably difficult task of dethroning blonde bombshell Rhian Sugden. I don’t envy Emily in her challenge, though I do so badly want to give her  supportive spank on her panties covered bottom as she tries. Thankfully, I need not carry the burden of selecting the winner. This awesome responsibility falls onto your shoulders. Decide you must, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Rhian Sugden Topless Epic Hotness Turns the Bedroom Into a Playroom on a Mammarial Monday

 
Rhian Sugden Gives a Topless View on Her Bed
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Oh, Rhian Sugden, my fair-haired princess from the Old Country, how I have missed you and your fine female form. The lovely blonde bombshell with the au natural funbags a’plenty has returned in a monumentally wicked topless show in the boudoir, where someday Rhian and I shall giggle the knowing giggle of lovers, especially so since she’ll probably have to be rather intoxicated for that event to ever occur in the first place.

On Mondays, we open the week with a glorification and praise of the finest chest puppies to grace the human population of this planet. Rhian Sugden not only deserves praise, she deserves sculptures in front of public fora and athletic venues. Also, maybe one statue for my game room. She is something special. Enjoy.

(For all your Rhian lusting needs, be sure to check out the Rhian Sugden official homepage.)

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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden Undressed Up for the Nuts 10th Anniversary

 
Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and Friends Topless in Nuts VIP January 2014
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I’m not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I’m quite certain that’s better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.

The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that’s a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.

Emily O’Hara Challenges Rhian Sugden In a Battle of the Boobtastic for Blonde Supremacy

 
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You hate to see two hot blonde girls going at it, I mean, unless going at it either means hair pulling, making out, or nekkid skateboarding. But in the Battle of the Boobtastic, there are no boundaries, only amazing funbags, and the laws of the jungle apply — winner eats, loser gets eaten.

This week’s chestal contest features Irish teats are smiling’s own Emily O’Hara pitting her perfect pair against long-preening hottie Rhian Sugden and her naturally delicious and ripe peaches. It’s a test of wills, not to mention hot body skills, as the two women vie for the title of this week’s best chest. It is your sacred duty to render a decision. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Throws Down Her Top at Rhian Sugden In the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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Talk about two thundering Titans of the boobtastic. The inimitable Rosie Jones accepting the chestal fight club invitation from blonde hottie and international boner manufacturing mogul Rhian Sugden. This could be quite epic in terms of the annals of two-on-two sporting events. Or, it could be incredibly sad, for while two incredibly hot women enter the Battle of the Boobtastic, only one can leave with her head hung high and her funbags dangling at a perfectly passion inducing latitude.

It’s up to you, our faithful readers to decide. Whose glorious globes gives you the intense happy feelings? Whose melons do you covet for your personal cocktails? Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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