Rhea Durham doesn’t get the same pub as her famous actor husband but make no mistake, I’d take her in a bikini contest any day, all day, every day. It’s not remembered much, but despite having seventeen to twenty-two children by way of Marky Mark, Rhea Durham used to be a full time model and now she remains remarkably a full-time MILF. I couldn’t be more proud of her if I was applying the sunscreen to her sensitive spots myself.
Rhea was in a bikini for a beach vacation in Cabo to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by way of a little hot mom exhibition. In this manner, we all get a little taste of the fortune at the end of the rainbow. Rhea, Cabana Boy Bill is here with your aloe, shall we commence? Life is good when you let in the naughty. Enjoy.
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Rhea Durham isn’t just the underrated hottie former model current wife of Mark Wahlberg, she’s that alluring mom on the beach whose bikini top fails and reveals her MILFtastic nipples. That makes her my favorite mom of the New Year’s holiday thus far. I’m sure it wasn’t intention. I’m quite sure it was a wonderful peek.
This just goes to show how difficult it is for even the well-to-do ladies to find a bikini that fits properly. For all those perfectly clad lovelies in the V.S. and similar catalogs with suits seemingly painted on their bodies to perfection, the fact remains most bikinis don’t fit most women particularly well. Which is where my service comes into play. Bill’s wardrobe re-adjustment on the spot handyman with complete discretion. For both models and hot actresses and the occasional smoking sextastic pop diva, I will swoop in, get my hands in your bikini top or bottom, stretch, pull, re-align, and leave you the perfect looking bikini. As for me, I’m left with a monster smile. Enjoy.
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Being married to Marky Mark and making him many many babies can often leave you left in the publicity shadows. But make no mistake, former model Rhea Durham who caught the eye of the movie star in her 20′s is still looking mighty booty fine in her MILFtastic 30′s. I really do think she produced something like seventeen children in seven years time, that’s a guestimate. But seeing her bikini body on vacation in Barbados, I’m prepared to call her something of a genetic miracle.
You know how much I adore if not fetish obsess over the beauty of moms and the fecund ladies. But, baring a large brood can take it’s toll. I applaud Rhea Durham with at least one of my hands while ogling her sextastic mommy booty on the beach in Barbados. I consider this the highest form of honor. Or at least the one that suits me best. Rhea, come pick up your award when you’re back in the State. Leave your muscle punchy boy at home when you swing by, please. Enjoy.
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