Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon Thinks Her Body’s Sexy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

– Damn it, Jessica Biel. (HuffPo)

- Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus cat fights. (FoxNews)

- Reese Witherspoon in Elle. (GossipCenter)

- Kristin Cavallari bikini birthday. (Celebuzz)

- These girls are bold and braless. (TheChive)

- Selena Gomez fills up. (Popoholic)

- The golden age of porn. (BuzzFeed

Reese Witherspoon Bikini Butt Shot Is A Fantastic Wake Up Call

Witherspoon butt? Sure, I’ll take a double order of that to go please.

Reese Witherspoon has mostly put her skin flashes in the mom jeans closet these days, except for the occasional nipple pokes on cold morning jogs, it’s hard to find the conservative recently remarried thespianic giving us oglers much syrup on our visual pancakes. So, when we do get a Hawaiian beach vacation butt-shot, oh, yeah, we’re gonna linger for a while and take a gander. Enjoy.


Reese Witherspoon Flashes the Mama Camel Toe

The stretch pants as pants phenomenon righteously claims yet another victory for the gentleman ogler with some snappy ship o’ the desert type cleft reveals from our be-lusted little Reese Witherspoon, a petite bit of blonde mama hotness who routinely leaves the house with spandex as her primary form of clothing. A solid fashion choice in every sense of the word.

Now if we could only advance our legislation passed regarding maximum bodily capacity allowed to don the stretch pants, we could bring a complete harmony to the universe. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale and Camilla Belle Lead List of Celebrity Hotties at Art + Film Event

According to my singles dating profile (you know, still up there even though there’s a girlfriend because a good fisherman always keeps a freshly baited line in the water) I love museums and hiking. The first makes me sound culturally relevant, the second makes me sound outdoorsy. But I don’t go to the museums, because I like my entertainment to speak back to me in surround sound volumes, and hiking is an an endeavor that became outmoded with the invention of the motorcar, now, it’s purely for urban hipsters and serial killers. Though I do wish I had hiked my sorry ass over to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (the dating profile must call it LACMA, like you go there often) over the weekend to the Art + Film gala which brought out an intense bevy of Hollywood beauties in support of what I’m sure was a fantastic cause.

Kate Beckinsale any time, any where, but looking especially hot all red carpeted out in her finest, along with underrated dark beauty, Camilla Belle, Amy Adams who never fails to look like a girl you desperately wish you could hook up with as your summer girlfriend, Kate Hudson fully back from rock star baby making Part 2, Olivia Wilde, cankly but super hot, Reese Witherspoon out of her jogging suit and into a little black dress, and Zoe Saldana, another underrated sexy bomb looking all kinds of hot. Yep, the museum is the place to be, the museum is the place for me. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Jennifer Lopez is back to fighting shape. (TMZ)

Celebrating this week’s birthday girl, Kendall Jenner. (HuffPo)

The model who was banging the son of Moammar Qaddafi.(FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston and Malin Akerman new movie. (GossipCenter)

Reese Witherspoon and Cameron Diaz bond over being rich, blonde and hot. (LaineyGossip)

Jennifer Love Hewitt keeps the cleavage train rolling. (Popoholic)


Lea Michele braless cleavage. (Popoholic)

Keira Knightley talks getting spanked. (HuffPo)

Reese Witherspoon gets banged up. (TMZ)

The greatest sex scandals in history. (CollegeHumor)

Digging Taylor Swift new look? (SocialiteLife)

Hotties can run but they can’t hide. (TheChive)

Ashley Greene wants some more. (GossipCop)

Weekend Links

Julianne Hough looking particularly cleavy. (Popoholic)

Julianne Moore fulfills our hot teacher fantasies. (HuffPo)

Bikini Battle: Audrina Patridge vs. Whitney Port. (FoxNews)

Reese Witherspoon gets hit by a car. (TMZ)

Damn you, auto-correct! (CollegeHumor)

Ali Lohan isn’t fooling anybody. (theFABlife)

Hottest ginger celebrities. (Ranker)