Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon Returns to Blonde Hottie Glory at U.K. Premiere of ‘This Means War’

Do you remember when you first fell in lust with Reese Witherspoon? Was it Cruel Intentions for you? Legally Blonde? The hilarious Election? Either way, that early 20′s something super bubbly blonde actress grew up along the past decade, got all into marriage and mama, found herself claiming the mantle of very serious thespianic craftswoman, and we kind of lost our bubbly blonde. Never really gone for good, but lost in a sea of things other than just reveling in being cute and hot and the object ‘d lust for so many good-hearted oglers.

Now, we’re hoping that old school Reese is back, her striking blonde locks returned to the red carpet for the U.K. premiere of her film, This Means War, flashing some legs, her killer smile, and making us feel those special tingly feelings we did the first time for her over a decade ago now. We can only hope this means Reese Witherspoon is coming back out of her shell. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Special Shoutout for Her Golden Globes Cleaving on the Red Carpet

Okay, call this an ode to our undying lust for conservative blonde thespianic Reese Witherspoon, who since her re-marriage and motherhood has all but closed up the fun-time ogle-worthy views (save for those precious spandex jogging leer opportunities). But Reese looked absolutely boobtastic amazing last night at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards, not just hot, but flashing an amount of funbags we’ve not seen on the minxy actress in an insufferably long time.

Reese, we love your smile, and the minute we stop staring at your boobs, I assure you, we’ll check that out too. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Thinks Her Body’s Sexy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

– Damn it, Jessica Biel. (HuffPo)

- Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus cat fights. (FoxNews)

- Reese Witherspoon in Elle. (GossipCenter)

- Kristin Cavallari bikini birthday. (Celebuzz)

- These girls are bold and braless. (TheChive)

- Selena Gomez fills up. (Popoholic)

- The golden age of porn. (BuzzFeed

Reese Witherspoon Bikini Butt Shot Is A Fantastic Wake Up Call

Witherspoon butt? Sure, I’ll take a double order of that to go please.

Reese Witherspoon has mostly put her skin flashes in the mom jeans closet these days, except for the occasional nipple pokes on cold morning jogs, it’s hard to find the conservative recently remarried thespianic giving us oglers much syrup on our visual pancakes. So, when we do get a Hawaiian beach vacation butt-shot, oh, yeah, we’re gonna linger for a while and take a gander. Enjoy.


Reese Witherspoon Flashes the Mama Camel Toe

The stretch pants as pants phenomenon righteously claims yet another victory for the gentleman ogler with some snappy ship o’ the desert type cleft reveals from our be-lusted little Reese Witherspoon, a petite bit of blonde mama hotness who routinely leaves the house with spandex as her primary form of clothing. A solid fashion choice in every sense of the word.

Now if we could only advance our legislation passed regarding maximum bodily capacity allowed to don the stretch pants, we could bring a complete harmony to the universe. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale and Camilla Belle Lead List of Celebrity Hotties at Art + Film Event

According to my singles dating profile (you know, still up there even though there’s a girlfriend because a good fisherman always keeps a freshly baited line in the water) I love museums and hiking. The first makes me sound culturally relevant, the second makes me sound outdoorsy. But I don’t go to the museums, because I like my entertainment to speak back to me in surround sound volumes, and hiking is an an endeavor that became outmoded with the invention of the motorcar, now, it’s purely for urban hipsters and serial killers. Though I do wish I had hiked my sorry ass over to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (the dating profile must call it LACMA, like you go there often) over the weekend to the Art + Film gala which brought out an intense bevy of Hollywood beauties in support of what I’m sure was a fantastic cause.

Kate Beckinsale any time, any where, but looking especially hot all red carpeted out in her finest, along with underrated dark beauty, Camilla Belle, Amy Adams who never fails to look like a girl you desperately wish you could hook up with as your summer girlfriend, Kate Hudson fully back from rock star baby making Part 2, Olivia Wilde, cankly but super hot, Reese Witherspoon out of her jogging suit and into a little black dress, and Zoe Saldana, another underrated sexy bomb looking all kinds of hot. Yep, the museum is the place to be, the museum is the place for me. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Jennifer Lopez is back to fighting shape. (TMZ)

Celebrating this week’s birthday girl, Kendall Jenner. (HuffPo)

The model who was banging the son of Moammar Qaddafi.(FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston and Malin Akerman new movie. (GossipCenter)

Reese Witherspoon and Cameron Diaz bond over being rich, blonde and hot. (LaineyGossip)

Jennifer Love Hewitt keeps the cleavage train rolling. (Popoholic)