Reese Witherspoon

Weekend Links

Julianne Hough looking particularly cleavy. (Popoholic)

Julianne Moore fulfills our hot teacher fantasies. (HuffPo)

Bikini Battle: Audrina Patridge vs. Whitney Port. (FoxNews)

Reese Witherspoon gets hit by a car. (TMZ)

Damn you, auto-correct! (CollegeHumor)

Ali Lohan isn't fooling anybody. (theFABlife)

Hottest ginger celebrities. (Ranker)

EARLY LOOK: Reese Witherspoon All Kinds of B&W Sexy for Marie Claire

(First and foremost: Reese, we hope you're on the mend after a jogging run-in with an old lady and her big Buick. Somebody needs to pry the wheels of these large steel beasts out of these seniors' hands at some age, just know that it won't be me. Way too scared. Oh, also, hypocritical note to my future offspring: you'll have to pry the keys to my sweet-ass Corolla out of my cold dead hands. I ain't ever giving them up.)

Reese Witherspoon might as well shout out to the heavens, I'm here, I'm back, I'm hot again, after the petite blonde took some time off from hottie life to find herself after divorce and whatnot, ease up on the everyday anger jogging (which almost got her killed yesterday),  founds herself a new man (okay, well, her agent, but he's a dude), threw on some little bits of clothing, and posed all hot and sexy for the October edition of Marie Claire magazine, which I just gave a beatdown to my delinquent neighbor Pammy for trying to 'borrow without permission' from my mailbox. Look, Pammy, you're in fifth grade now, and I will hold your ass accountable for your actions. But I digress. Reese looks downright upright inducing in this little black and white pictorial, that is now subtly hanging from the wall of my guest bathroom.

Oh, Reese, get better soon, take off more clothes, take more pictures. We'll all be blessed. Enjoy.

Ready for this Jelly

Beyonce bikini pictures prove she's knocked up. (TMZ)

Reese Witherspoon leggy new magazine spread. (HuffPo)

Irina Shayk dons some hot lingerie. (FoxNews)

Michael Bay has a hot new model girlfriend. (COED)

Kelly Brook and Emma Watson class it up. (DrunkenStepfather)

How to make bowling fun. (CollegeHumor)

Is Gwyneth Paltrow sleeping around? (TheSuperficial)

Weekend Links

Taylor Swift hits the beach. (HuffPo)

Anne Hathaway would rather be naked. (FoxNews)

The world through beer goggles. (CollegeHumor)

Reese Witherspoon gives modeling a try. (TheFABlife)

Bikini bodies galore. (TheChive)

Model, Angela Martini wears a teeny bikini. (GlobalGrind)

Britney Spears wants you to stay after class. (TheSuperficial)

Board Member

Reese Witherspoon goes surfing. (Celebslam)

Angelina Jolie should start getting nervous. (TheSuperficial)

Video of the Kim Kardashian wedding. (HuffPo)

Rihanna looking all hot and stuff. (Idolator)

Donkey Kong doesn't take crap from any plumbers. (CollegeHumor)

Mila Kunis? Schoolgirl costume?  I'm listening. (FoxNews)

Marisa Miller bikini extravaganza. (TheChive)

Reese Witherspoon Swimsuit Pictures Wet and Cleavy and Native

Despite the rumor mills hitting hard a month ago about Reese Witherspoon being pregnant, I'd say not hardly based upon her wet and form fitting bathing suit on the beaches of Hawaii, where the noticeably cushiony Reese looks more married than pregnant (oh, Reese, wherefore art thou daily lycra jogging pictures?). Nevertheless, she remains our beloved little sextastic with a smile that could charm your pants off, as if you would need the help. Enjoy.

Eruption

Reese Witherspoon rare bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)

Kendall Jenner is all growns up. (HuffPo)

Miley Cyrus sexy image backfires? (FoxNews)

Pippa Middleton in a red dress. (GossipCenter)

Mmm... sideboob. (TheChive)

Miranda Cosgrove is banged up. (TMZ)

Extreme hugging. (CollegeHumor)