Rebecca Romijn

READER FINDS: Vanessa Hudgens Crazy Sexy, Emma Stone Nipple Slip, Hayden Panettiere Bouncy Wet Boobtastic, and Much Much More

 

This week's Reader Finds comes to you from the Windy City where I'm opening up the email basket of joy and allowing our nation's third most populous city (I could be wrong) to take in the special aroma of the world's finest Stone Soup of communally gifted hot celebrity pictures. I wouldn't call this a road show per se, but if other cities around the world would like to meet the special terms of my contract rider such as the need for Evian baths within nekkid celebrities already soaking, I am up for the travel.

This week's Reader Finds includes Rebecca Romijn teasing with the bare behind (sweet peek thanks to EgoReader 'James'), Eliza Dushku barely covered nekkid (holy Dushku, via 'Stephanie'), Vanessa Hudgens boudoir wear sextastic (oh, my my's provided by 'Owen H.'), Kylie Jenner butt cheek peek (provided by the ever vigilant, 'JJ'), Emma Stone nip slip from Easy A (eagle-eyed by the near sighted 'Wheelz'), Amy Adams see-through top (tossed into the yard by the elusive 'Anon'), Sofia Vergara nekkid under water for you to try and see things (thank you kindly 'Aaron'), Alice Goodwin and her mams of fortune (kind captures from 'David P.'), Keeley Hawes topless on the silver screen (Britty bare boobtastic via 'Kent'), Roxanne Pallett udderly topless and amazing (more Britty bombshells from 'Tiku'), Emmy Rossum wicked hot in Details (oh, they name itself is awesome, kudos to 'Rita'), Christina De Rosa topelss in her skinematic work (lovely find from 'Devon'), Naturi Naughton making the sexy without her top on (Naturi alluring bits via 'Tony P.'), Laetitia Casta quite funbag flashing in the movies (ooh la la's delivered by 'Timothy'), Candice Swanepoel topless in one of her finest shoots ever (uber-sextastic gifted today by 'James R.'), Jen Selter hot booty workout (sweat provided by 'Mike'), model Eliza Sys topless in S Magazine (talk about your passion inducement from 'Paul H.'), Kendall Jenner itty bitty bikinis in Thailand (captures from that dreaded show by 'Yon'), Brooke Shields see-through wet nips on the big screen (horrible movie, but wonderful peeks by 'Alice'), Winter Ave Zoli topless stripper thespianics (daughters of anarchy ta's dropped off by 'Stephen U.'), Angie Harmon topless in her only topless moments I recall (fine Harmon puppies shared by 'Denny'), Madonna topless in her memorably Oscar worthy screen moments (Material Girl's mams via 'Lucienne'), Naomi Watts sweet funbags on the big screen (Naomi's noobs presented by 'Samuel'), Charlotte Ross and Christa Campbell topless in the boob under-rated Drive Angry (twin peak peeks offered up by 'Standard'), Amber Valletta nekkid hot model (donated for viewing by 'Bill P.'), Olympic gymnast Kyla Ross in a bikini (kudos to 'Justin' for pimping Kyla), Moran Atias in the buff (a fine contribution from another 'James'), and last, but never least, Sophie Simmons flashing skin on a bed (Galore mag pic promoted by 'Michael G.). It's almost too much, and, yet, never enough. You really must check these all out. You will thank me later. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan and Minka Kelly Head Up Red-Dressed Hotties at Heart Truth’s Benefit

Now, you know I'm not big on artistic themes when it comes to the presentation of the celebrity sextastic; just lay it out there simple and bare, that works for me pretty much all the time. But, once in a while, a theme goes come along that gets the old fantasy strings a tugging, and, well, we have to give it up for the folks at Heart Truth and their Red Dress Collection event each February. It's a cavalcade  of scarlet hotties each winter, each trying to be redder and hotter than the next.  

This year's list of Red Dress babes included a skin flashing Rose McGowan, ever hot Minka Kelly, veteran model Rebecca Romijn, and seemingly eternal blonde squeeze, Christie Brinkley. Yes, it was a night to see red until you were blue in the ... well, you get the idea. Enjoy.

 

Olivia Wilde and Rebecca Romijn Lead Hottie Pack at CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards

Back in the day, this kid Steve Fairly-Weathers had a brilliant idea to get a bunch of us high school kids laid. We'd invite over a bunch of girls from school to his place for chips and dip, and subtly drop in the adult films he had procured from his friend who had a friend who worked at a black-bag video store. Surely, the members of the fairer sex would be so overwhelmed with uncontrollable urges brought on by Ron Jeremy as the grabby office boss that a veritable bacchanalia would break out and a Roman style orgy would ensue. Yeah, no. Steve Fairly-Weathers got punched in the stomach by a girl named Sue and the Vice-President of the Chess Club I had a crush on called me a pervert and told me not to talk to her at school ever again. Point being, the man's way is no way to get a woman.

The same can be said when it comes to the world of women's fashion. Granted, what we know personally about fashion can be summed up as 'quick trip to Target to buy new retro t-shirts, don't forget coupons', but when it comes to the clothing for the hot ladies, we surely have preferences, generally starting with no clothes, and pretty much concluding there. However, early life lessons learned the hard way, if you want to get the sexy ladies to show up, you can't have a nekkid fashion awards. If only. So you need to put together something like the Vogue Fashion Fund awards, where the hot celebrities can get all decked out and compliment each other on how amazing they look even though they're jealous as hell of each and the in-tuned male of the species can tell them how amazing they look because he knows that's one of the five secret keys to opening the lady vault and, suddenly you have a thing.

And that thing brought out the likes of Rebecca Romijn, Olivia Wilde, Amanda Seyfried, Allison Williams, Rooney Mara, and Karine Vanasse. A full on sextastic bunch of grapes. And nobody had to get punched in the stomach. This is the value of forward thinking. Enjoy.

Rebecca Romijn Bikini Photoshoot Shows the Hot Model Is Still Fully Loaded

Yep, Rebecca Romijn has still got it.

For the full set of Rebecca Romijn bikini photoshoot pictures check out Celebuzz.

Clare Grant Stuns With Bodacious Cleavage at Creative Emmy Awards

Well, there's nothing really more exciting than the Creative Emmy Awards; who doesn't look forward to these suckers each year. Well, the talent pool isn't quite the Oscars, but, nevertheless, we couldn't help but take note of some serious flesh filled fantasies on the red carpet over the weekend, somewhat surprisingly led by Clare Grant, I'm not even sure what she plays on TV, but I know she's the real life wife of lucky bastard Seth Green. Other hotties on the boob tube included Jeanette McCurdy, Victoria Justice, Cat Deeley, and Rebecca Romijn, though I'm still not likely to watch any their TV shows, I will definitely check out their cleavage. That's just what a gentleman does. Enjoy.

Rebecca Romijn Bikini Pictures from Esquire

Rebecca Romijn is on the cover of the Czech edition of Esquire magazine, and boy is she looking good. I have no idea what they are saying, as I really don't speak Czech, but they're probably saying something along the lines of "Holy crap do these Rebecca Romijn bikini pictures look hot!" At least that's what they would be saying if I wrote that article. Maybe it's a good thing I didn't.

And no, I don't know why they are still calling her "Rebecca Romijn Stamos," but that probably has something to with the fact that they only just got Full House over there...

Rebecca Romijn is a Total Bebe

I like Rebecca Romijn. She's hot, having been a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she's funny, and she was in X-Men. What more do you need? Still, she was married to John Stamos for a while, but nobody's perfect. And while I'd rather see her wearing a swimsuit, or nothing at all, like she did in Femme Fatale, these Bebe ads are pretty sexy, so I'm good for now.