The Pirelli Calendar is officially back. As in, it’s been publishing every single year now for decades, but there have been times it decided that hot topless supermodels were somehow passé and it needed to up it’s artistic and hyper-stylized cred. Why? Nobody knows. I’m just glad that short lived era is over. There’s nothing like art to ruin a perfectly blessed pair of funbags.
The Pirelli Calendar 2015 features a bevy of hot European models, one for each month, flashing their bare puppies and all over hot bodies for the love of keeping track of days. Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann and Isabeli Fontana are among the world class models baring their yams for the Pirelli auto parts folks. They all joined up in Milan recently to celebrate. I wasn’t invited to that shindig for some reason, but that doesn’t take away my enthusiasm in turning the pages of my ill-gotten Pirelli calendar here in the Egotastic penthouse basement offices. Onward and ta-ta upward in 2015. Enjoy.
Granted, there is all kinds of art and majesty and styling and themes and other elements for which the gentleman ogler has little use in this Raquel Zimmermann topless pictorial in the new edition of Love Magazine. Then again, there is the little matter of the sextastic Brazilian supermodel flashing her swollen perfect funbags in a number of shots designed to be soft enough for a woman, but strong enough for a man.
We only get to see Raquel every now and then. I’m not sure if she’s semi-retired or been taking time off from work. At one point, she was ranked as one of the top models in the world and covering so many prominent magazines. I’ll gladly accept her return to the fold by way of some perfectly perty mammarial treats. Maybe you can never go home again. But it can’t hurt to be topless while you try. Enjoy.
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You know we love our Brazilians, and when you start mixing in the Germanic bloodline, well, you end up with some of our favorite fair-haired, red-headed, and all around hottie blends like super model Raquel Zimmermann, who appears in the last edition of Status magazine, a magazine just from the title alone I feel will never host my own woeful mug, but, that’s a decent tradeoff for sites of the unclad body of this sextastic model sans top.
Brazil has given this world so much, but supermodels must be at the top of any ranking by importance. Enjoy.
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Are you one of those guys who has a girlfriend who insists on doing these culturally significant dress-up events every now and then? You know what I’m talking about. Museums, art galleries, or watching some dude with a funky beard from Bulgaria playing classical guitar while you imagine how the event would be a bazillion times better if Angus Young arrived with his black Gibson SG and cranked on a little T.N.T. and then you accidentally fall half-asleep and drop your cucumber sandwich and your girlfriend elbows you in the side of your ill-fitting suit and gives you an evil look. Don’t you hate when that happens?
At last night’s Metropolitan Opera event, I think even I could have stayed awake given the celebrity hottie power on display, all decked out in their frocks and fineries, ready to elbow their boyfriends in the side. Former geek girl turned TV star Olivia Munn led the pack for me in terms of elegant sextastic. Oh, sure, the undressing remains the best part, but something to be said for a lady who can dominate the diamond and caviar circuit as well. Additional ogle-worthy babes included Emmy Rossum aka Emmy Awesome, underrated hottie, Rebecca Hall, veteran model, Claudia Schiffer, and Brazilian born super model, Racquel Zimmermann. Enjoy.
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Raquel Zimmermann, where have you been all my life? Okay, this Brazilian supermodel supreme was ranked by Models.com as the top model in the world for three years running, so she’s not exactly hiding, and she’s been on the cover of all those thick fashion magazines my girlfriend buys that smell like high class hookers. Still, it did take these noteworthy Raquel Zimmermann nude pictures from our friends at Purple magazine before I was willing to pay careful ogle to this Sudamericana hottie. Yep, she’s definitely got omething going on. Okay, skinny like a fashion model, but something going on. Welcome to Egotastic!, Raquel Zimmermann. Enjoy.